Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears: Kickin’ Ass and Takin’ Names

Britney Spears at the Bambi Awards Pictures Photos


Her sold-out tour starts next week — she’s currently in Kentwood relaxing beforehand — and Britney Spears is reminding us all why she’s pop’s top princess!

Britney continues her dominance on the charts, her latest single “Circus” is the No. 1 song on the Top 40 radio charts and her fifth No. 1 song overall. Currently she holds three songs in the Top 40 chart, her breakout first hit song ‘Womanizer,’ ‘Circus’ and her rapidly rising third single ‘If You See Amy.’ Additionally this marks the first time in her storied career where Spears scores back-to-back No. 1 singles on the radio chart, according to industry trade Radio & Records.

The platinum album Circus debuted at No. 1 and made Britney Spears the first female ever to have five No. 1 album debuts. Worldwide the album has sold in excess of three million albums.

The first female ever to have five #1 album debuts. Not Mariah, not Whitney, not Madonna. JUST BRITNEY.


The Tour Continues


Good to see that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are continuing their international We Don’t Give a Fuck Tour well into 2009.

This week, they’re not giving a fuck in Tokyo, where they’re accompanied by a (much larger!) Taylor Lautner.

See how cool they are?

They don’t give a fuck!

In additional Twilight news, people are spreading rumors that Drew Barrymore is on the short list to direct the third feature, Eclipse. I think it’s waaaay too early to be speculating on this sort of thing, and they haven’t even filmed the second one, but Twilight news drives traffic. Also, can you imagine how much of a fuck Kristen Stewart won’t be giving by the time they’re doing the third promotional tour for these films? She is seriously going to show up on red carpets clutching a bong and getting head from Robert Pattinson.

Jason Wahler Would Rather Be Famous Than Married

Jason Wahler and Katya Decker Sadowski End Engagement Pictures Photos


First Holly Madison and Criss Angel, and now this??? Is there no such thing as true love anymore??

The Hills star Jason Wahler has called off his engagement to his 21-year-old fiancee, Katya Decker-Sadowski, but he calls it an “amicable split.”

Jason is now shopping a reality show called Jason and the Cougars.

Wow, so he dumps his super-young fiance, and now wants to be back in the spotlight by dating much older women? Super, super classy, dude.

Sarah Welch Sues Over Runway Fall

This is really interesting to me.

Sarah Welch — a model and former contestant on “The Bachelor” — is suing several companies involved with the fashion show she worked at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood on October 18, 2007.

We found the lawsuit — filed in Santa Monica earlier this month. Welch claims she suffered “great injuries to her body, shock and injuries to her nervous system” after she fell through a hole in the runway which was created by the performer who went on before her.

Welch is suing for negligence and is seeking unspecified damages.

I know Sarah Welch. When I lived in LA, I spent a few months dating a guy who was in business with her boyfriend. Actually, I just checked, and I still have the girl’s phone number in my cell phone. The first night I met her, I wrote about it here, and that article about the USA4Real New Year’s Eve party was picked up and syndicated in a few different places. A couple weeks later, I got a call from Sarah. “I just wanted to thank you for that article,” she said. “I’ve gotten so much press about that fall, and I think you’re the first writer who actually took the time to figure out who I was as a person and write something nice about me. It meant the world to me, thank you.” We spoke on and off a few times after that, then I broke up with my dude and I never saw her again.

But I stand by my initial analysis. It’s kind of a silly lawsuit, but she’s a good girl, and I wish her well.

It’s Baby Season!

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We seem to be rolling into that time of year where it feels like every celebrity’s carrying a human in their tummy.

Up now: Alyson Hannigan, who was spotted strolling with her hubby, Alexis Denisof, in Santa Monica yesterday. Alyson’s due this spring.

I’m still pretty far off from having a human in my tummy, but I was re-watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua on DVD tonight, for a review I’m writing, and I had my own little chihuahua sitting right next to me and my kitties perched on the chairs around the living room, and I remembered that I am DEFINITELY a mother. I swear my little animal children are the cutest things on the planet. And they didn’t even stretch out my vagina when they were born! Totally perfect little family.

Why So Sad, Katie?


JK, you guys! JK!

Katie’s not really sad — she’s just filming a movie. WHY WOULD KATIE HOLMES BE SAD?

Here’s Mrs. Cruise breaking out her very best Joey Potter for a scene in her upcoming movie, The Extra Man, which is currently filming in Manhattan.

Is it possible her face is getting even more angular?

Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant Again?

Nicole Kidman Baby Bump Pictures Photos

Rumors swirled that Nicole might be expecting another baby (so soon!) after she showed up at the Tokyo premiere of Australia looking a little larger than usual and clutching her belly conspicuously as she walked the red carpet with co-star Hugh Jackman.

What do you guys think? Preggers?

And what do you think of her dress? That is QUITE a lot of tassle. It would certainly help to disguise any baby bump. Now if only Nicole would stop holding her tummy like she’s pregnant …