Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So In Love!!!

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Up-and-comer Amanda Seyfried (you know her from Mamma Mia and Big Love, but she’s got a ton of stuff coming out this year and next) was snapped in LA last night with her boyfriend, Mamma Mia co-star Dominic Cooper. They fell in love while filming in Greece! How romantic! For everyone except her former longtime boyfriend, who got dumped for Dominic.

Amanda is totally a cutie, and I like her as an actress, but she needs to get that Tyra Banks lecture about not letting the photogs get candid pics of you where you’re making a bunch of stupid faces. Because we will run those. Just throw her into the ANTM competition for a week or two and she’ll pick up these little details.

Chelsea Clinton Getting Married: True or April Fools?

Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky Engaged

Or … just the National Enquirer?

Take this story with a grain of salt. Well, more than a grain of salt. Take this story with like the amount of thick chunks of salt you’d get around the rim of a margarita glass. Actually, no. Take this story with a margarita. And then another. Because it has been THAT KIND OF DAY, right?

The 29-year-old former first daughter is tying the knot this summer in a lavish $1 million dream wedding, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The groom-to-be is Wall Street whiz kid Marc Mezvinsky, 31, a longtime pal who became Chelsea’s serious boyfriend after she split from college beau Ian Klaus in 2005.

“Chelsea hasn’t even admitted that she’s engaged to Marc, but that’s not stopping her from planning a wedding,” a pal revealed. “She’s always dreamed of having a special wedding, and these days that could set her parents back a million dollars, but they’d give her anything her heart desires for the event.”

The timing for a wedding is perfect now that mom Hillary is settling into her position as secretary of state, and Marc’s father, former Iowa congressman Ed Mezvinsky, has been released from a halfway house after serving time for investment fraud, sources say.

And with a combined income of more than $109 million in the past eight years, the Clintons can afford the best wedding money can buy. The bride-to-be favors tying the knot on a hill at sunset overlooking the ocean, pals say, making Martha’s Vineyard or Hilton Head Island possible wedding sites.

“Hilton Head is a good bet because that’s where she met Marc in 1993 at a Renaissance Weekend, an annual event for heavy-hitters that their families attended,” the insider divulged. “Marc has worked very hard at becoming a successful trader, and his love for Chelsea is real,” said the pal.

“Bill and Hillary already treat him like a son, and Marc’s father and mother adore Chelsea.”

So I don’t know if this is true or not, but, if it is, good for Chelsea. I don’t know how you manage to find “true love” when your father is President Clinton. How could you ever know if someone loves you for who you are or for who your father is? I’d always be so confused. But I hope this is for real, and I’m happy for her. Plus: He’s a total cutie!

Lady Gaga Tops the Charts Again!!!

She’s getting us hot and showing us what she’s got!

This year so far been all about women dominating the charts. Britney, Taylor and now Lady Gaga, who became the first artist in nearly ten years to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with their first two chart entries, as “Poker Face” took the top spot this week. (“Just Dance” hit the top of the charts in January.)

The last performer to launch with a pair of Hot 100 chart-toppers was Christina Aguilera, who reigned with “Genie in a Bottle” (1999) and “What a Girl Wants” (2000). Among women, Lady GaGa is only the fourth female artist in the last 25 years to open with a pair of No. 1s, joining Aguilera, Mariah Carey (1990) and Tiffany (1987).

I mean, Christina and Mariah are certainly big artists, but this chick just reached Tiffany levels of fame. Malls of America, look out!

Octo-Babies!!!

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Octomom Nadya Suleman appears on the cover of InTouch Weekly with six of her eight babies.

Thank God they all seem healthy so far!!!

I wonder how much InTouch paid for this exclusive. Probably more than you made this year. What are you waiting for? Quit your job and have eight kids!

Taylor Momsen’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

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New York’s latest underage “it” girl does her very best crack whore impression at the Topshop launch dinner in NYC.

Remember when she was cute???

Ya know, you can dress a little girl up like this in the name of “fashion” all you want, but sooner or later, she’s gonna believe it.

Wanda Sykes Lands Late-Night Gig!

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Congrats to funny lady Wanda Sykes, who is finalizing a deal with Fox for a Saturday late-night show.

The hourlong show, slated to premiere in the fall, will succeed the recently canceled sketch comedy show “MadTV.” It will be topical, featuring a panel of recurring guests sparring over issues concerning politics as well as pop culture. Sykes will appear in field segments as well.

Thank goodness! Late night television NEEDS more women, not more Jimmy Kimmels. I ::heart:: Wanda Sykes, and I’m so excited for this!!

Will you be watching??

It’s a Boy for Scott Wolf and Real World Wife!

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Every now and then it is re-brought to my attention that Scott Wolf married that chick Kelley from Real World: New Orleans, and every time I’m like, “Wait, really?” What is it with Real World chicks getting these hot famous dudes? Jacinda Barrett married Gabriel Macht, too! In my youth, I never thought it would be wise to audition for The Real World, lest I actually get chosen, but if it meant I could land a hottie like Scott Wolf, maybe I would have reconsidered.

Kelley gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Jackson Kayse Wolf, on March 22. This is the first kid for the couple. Kelley is 32, and Scott is — seriously? — 40 years old. When did Scott Wolf manage to become 40 years old? I feel like it was just yesterday he was playing an 18-year-old on Party of Five. Does this mean I will turn 40 one day, too? SCARY STUFF.