Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Dawson’s Looking for a New Creek

James Van Der Beek and Wife Heather McComb Separate Pictures Photos Good news for all you James Van Der Beek fans out there (ummm ... are you still out there?) -- he and his wife of six years, Heather McComb, have separated. "They remain good friends," his rep tells Us. Yes, I'm sure they do. Six years ain't a bad run, kids. You should be proud of yourselves! In other break-up news, Kanye West and his robot girlfriend, Amber Rose, are also splitsville. Shocker....

Oh Happy Day! Paris and the Douche Call It Quits!

paris_doug1 Oh you guys. It's been a crappy day. It's been a crappy week and a crappy couple of months. But, for a brief shining moment in time, my life is happy. Why, you ask? Because Douche Reinhardt finally got his comeuppance -- he was unceremoniously dumped by the reigning queen of unceremonious dumping, Paris Hilton. "In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please resp...

Lauren Conrad Wants to Turn Her Book About Her TV Show Into a TV Show

lauren_conrad_dg Woah. Lauren Conrad's life just got way too meta for me. If you hadn't heard by now, Lauren Conrad somehow got a book deal before me. Her debut novel is called L.A. Candy, and it's “the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show.” So, ya know, it's the story of Lauren's life on Laguna Beach and The Hills. Now here's where it gets really weird: Lauren wants to turn the book into a TV show. "It’s one o...

Quotables

57623541bretmichaels610200950329pm "The only time it will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you won't be standing up, let alone performing sex. However, I will sometimes hold off on the insulin, which will jack my blood sugar level up to the low 200 range. It's like how a prizefighter will want to go into the ring with his blood sugar levels high. It gives you the stamina of a bull. So, yes, sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman." ...