Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Elliot Mintz is Very Mature for His Age

So this is a pretty typical Paris Hilton ‘razzi video. She’s with her entourage — including publicist Elliot Mintz — attempting to leave her house, when she realizes...

James Blunt is a Tsunami of Stupid

Superhot supermodel Petra Nemcova dumped the angsty British chanteur after learning he’d been cheating on her. Apparently Mr. Blunt, who is not particularly attractive, had been...

Madonna, Your Order Has Shipped

The totally adorable and pseudo-legally adopted David Banda arrived in the U.K. yesterday. The Ritchies were nowhere to be seen, but Madonna’s publicist says David will join up with...

Late-Night Link-o-Rama

Apparently Madonna isn’t adopting an African child so much as she’s kinda stealing one. Rule-bending in exchange for cash? In Malawi? [I’m Bringing Blogging Back] Lindsay...

We Now Actively Miss You, Jessica Coen

On Friday, I wrote that we would miss Jessica Coen at Gawker. Those carefree days of future-Jessica-Coen-missing are, today, tragically fallen by the wayside. Jess has been gone for less...

OMFG Please Watch House of Carters

ARE YOU WATCHING HOUSE OF CARTERS? Because these Carter boys are not going to stop humiliating themselves in the press until you do, and I don’t know how much more of it I can take...