Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did Britney’s Vagina Break Google?

From Blogger’s status blog: Thursday, November 30, 2006We are currently investigating the intermittent 502 error pages on the new version of Blogger in beta and its Blog*Spot blogs...

Lindsay Lohan Trying to Get Sober

It’s possible we bloggers might have to find someone else to fill our column inches in the near future, as Page Six reports that Lindsay Lohan has begun attending AA meetings. This...

Bigots of the World, Unite!

Entertainment Weekly has pulled an interview with Mr. Mel Gibson (his own self). Overall the interview is well done and somewhat thoughtful. I’d never claim Mel isn’t smart...

Britney Spears’ Vagina is a Problem

Quick note from the Beet: I apologize for the incredibly slow load times lately. We’re seeing unprecedented levels of traffic, thanks to the whole freakin’ world searching for...

Picking up the Pieces

Things that happened today without any involvement on the part of Britney Spears’ vagina: American Idol fourth-placer Chris Daughtrey’s album debuts at #2 on the U.S. charts...

Fur is Fun?

I used to live in Virginia, pretty close to the PETA HQ. I found them to be kind of freaky, because frankly I find zealots of every stripe to be kind of freaky. Plus my blood thirsty...

Lohan Explains Everything

Okay, I’ll bite, an explanation for why good ol’ Linday is care free when it comes to her naughty bits. Quoth the LL: “I don’t want to put myself in the position...