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More vanity grills: Rihanna’s rifle. [Hollywood PQ]

Leonardo DiCaprio makes out with some chick on a boat. [Lainey Gossip]

Jay Z is a VERY generous boss. [Starpulse]

Helen Hunt, 51, looks incredible in a bathing suit. [Celebslam]

Pink is totally cool with being called a lesbian. [Celebitchy]

There’s a new trailer for Thor. [The Superficial]

Lily Collins’ eyebrows should have their own agent. [IDLYITW]

Adam Lambert is going to be on Glee. [Socialite Life]

Maria Sharapova is on the cover of Shape magazine. [Drunken Stepfather]

Some photos from the set of the Brian Wilson biopic, starring Paul Dano. [Lainey Gossip]

‘Twas a windy day and Erin Heatherton was not prepared. [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Happy birthday, Charlize Theron! [MoeJackson]

Tilda Swinton has a super Tilda Swinton-y photoshoot in W magazine Korea. [OMGBlog]

Pics of hot actors in white t-shirts. [theBerry]

Stacy Keibler has a new look. [CelebZter]

Beyonce biked 3 miles to get to her concert. [Starcrush]

Here’s a list of people who auditioned for The Office waaaaay back. [TooFab]

Want to look like Amanda Seyfried? Try this makeup tutorial. [The Frisky]

Don’t ask Jennifer Aniston if she’s pregnant. [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up to her own film premiere. [The Superficial]

Remember The Sandlot? Scotty Smalls got arrested for headbutting a cop. [Huffington Post]

Terrence Howard’s ex-wife has a black eye. He denies giving it to her. [TMZ]

Rebel Wilson Is Too Fat To Get Into A Club

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Rebel Wilson is having her moment in Hollywood, thanks to Bridesmaids and Pitch Perfect. She even has her own TV show coming out, Super Fun Night. Yet she still gets treated like crap by Russell Crowe and now a rude bouncer at Skybar. Okay, first of all, Skybar sucks. Valet parking is $20. Not to get all Chris Brown, who freaked out when he had to pay $10 for valet, but twenty f-cking dollars?? And it’s a total letdown inside. BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT.

Ms. Wilson suspects that it has something to do with her weight. I get her point. You could say that she’s not famous enough to be recognized, except here’s what happened. From Cosmopolitan:

Anna Kendrick was having her birthday party there [Skybar], and it was a fancy place. So I get there with Hana Mae Lee from Pitch Perfect, and I’ve got a birthday gift so I’m clearly going to the party, and this big huge bouncer wouldn’t even look us in the face. We were like, “Hi”…and then two models came and he let them in.

If she was also a model, would she have been let in, no question? Yes. Absolutely. I don’t doubt it. When asked if she did the ole “Do yo know who I am?” bit, she laughed and said,

I didn’t pull the Reese Witherspoon. He had a list, and I said, ‘Excuse me, we’re on the list. We’re here for Anna Kendrick’s birthday party.’ And then, eventually, he’s like ‘Okay, what’s your name?’

Don’t let this headline fool you. Do I think she’s too fat to go to a club? Of course not. That’s ridiculous. I think it sucks that if she was a skinny model she would have been let in without a second thought. And that seems to be what she’s saying too. If you’re a model, you don’t need to be famous to get into clubs, especially one as stupid as Skybar.

Geena Davis, What Have You Done??

Geena Davis is posed here in her classic A League Of Their Own baseball uniform/costume. But wait a minute, why is she holding a crossbow? What’s going on here? This isn’t a scene from the movie at all, is it?

NOPE. It’s a scene from her upcoming commercial for Progressive Auto Insurance.

1. Does Geena Davis really need the money?
2. Can we fire the person in charge of licensing for A League Of Their Own?
3. WHAT ABOUT FLO????

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Yeah, I know, this really isn’t the biggest deal in the world. It’s just a movie. It’s just money. And she’s already used one of her classic movies for something else, too.

And there’s no crying in baseball.

More photos from the shoot and one still from the movie, below.