Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Adrien Brody Brought That Girl to a Red Carpet Event

photo of adrien brody and lara leito red carpet pictures Oh whatever. I don't even know what to say about this, because it just reeks of ridiculousness, but all bitterness aside, things must be getting serious for Adrien and Lara Leito, who will now and forever be known as That Girl (oh---I guess I forgot to put the rest of that bitterness away; my bad). The red carpet event in question is for Adrien's new movie, 'Back to 1942'. From IMDB: A deadly drought in 1942 takes its toll on central China's Henan province during the war against Japan....

PHOTOS: The 3 Worst Dressed at the 2012 EMA Awards

photo of kim kardashian at the mtv ema awards So right. If you thought that the "Best Dressed" was bad, the Worst Dressed is even worse, if that's possible (which, of course it is, otherwise I'd be making myself look like a liar, and I might be many, many things, but a liar is not one of them). Without any fanfare, here is the three worst dressed at the 2012 MTV EMA Awards, and hey. Don't say I didn't warn you. Number one---Kim Kardashian. Because I mean really, what the hell is this? Two. Heidi Klum. Told you she was going to make bo...

Love It or Leave It: Kirstie Alley’s Smug, Man-Stealing Face

photo of kirstie alley pictures new book photos Of course I don't mean Kirstie Alley's smug, man-stealing face itself, because it's really just secondary to what we're actually talking about in this particular post, because what we are actually talking about is Kirstie Alley and her smug, man-stealing-revealing book, 'The Art of Men', which was written by ... well, it was written by Kirstie Alley and talks about various affairs with men in relationships, like John Travolta and the late and great Patrick Swayze. On a side note, what a crap title, a...

Hey, Your Breakfast Called, It’d Like Another Word With You

photo of courtney stodden and doug hutchison pictures So guys, I've got a little story to tell you. See, yesterday morning I traveled to my home state of Pennsylvania for my obligatory every-three-year visit, and so, so much happened. Namely the fact that I spent almost entire seven hours in my vehicle carsick, at least until I crossed into the Pocono mountains, where I'm staying (more on that later), because I'm just not used to driving around in these mountains anymore. Seriously, these big old dips and bends and gullies---they were almost enoug...

It’s Time to Be Creeped Out by Mary-Kate Olsen And Her Boyfriend

A photo of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy Ugh, this is just the creepiest. Just look at that picture. Mary-Kate looks terrified. And why does he always grab on her head? What's that about? He looks like a creepy sorcerer trying to do some creepy magic on some kid he kidnapped and took back to his tower. Now look at this picture: Still with the grabbing of the head. Can anyone explain that? One more: That's Mary-Kate's "ha ha, I love it when you squeeze my head, ha ha, someone please receive this cry for help via text" face. I don't care about the age ...

Kristen Stewart Would Just Prefer It If Robert Pattinson Didn’t Touch Her

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart From New York Daily News: All eyes the other night were on Robert Pattinson, who couldn’t keep his hands off his little trampire. Stewart, however, was so noticeably self-conscious about the PDA that it became dinner theater. “Maybe she’s just not that into you R-Pattz." one onlooker joked to his table mates as they all marveled over Stewart’s evasiveness. The few diners there agreed that Stewart who famously cheated on her boyfriend of roughly four years last summer didn’t rec...