Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kristen’s Cheating Really Was A One Time Thing, Rob Still Doesn’t Care

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From People:

Following a new report in British newspaper The People (which is owned by the Mirror and not related to PEOPLE magazine) that director Rupert Sanders’s affair with Kristen Stewart was more than a one-time fling, a source very close to his wife Liberty Ross and her family tells PEOPLE all quotes from that story are false.

“Contrary to inaccurate reports, neither Liberty Ross nor any member of her family has spoken to the media,” the source tells PEOPLE. “Quotes that are being attributed to the Ross family have been completely fabricated.”

The People report quotes a man purporting to be Liberty’s brother, Leopold Ross, who says, “[Rupert and Kristen's affair took place] from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week.”

Editors at The People stand by their story. Sources have maintained to PEOPLE that the fling between the actress and director was not drawn out.

Regardless, Stewart’s love, Robert Pattinson, “just isn’t going to be able to get past the cheating – one time or not,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. “It’s something she always knew he could never tolerate.”

Since news of their infidelity broke, Stewart, 22, and Sanders, 41, both issued public apologies, and sources reported the duo had only been intimate once. Meanwhile in Los Angeles, Pattinson, 26, and Stewart are not speaking to each other and have both left the home they once shared, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Yeah, I don’t really believe that. I believe that Kristen really was cheating for months. Just look at the pictures: is that really how that works? If you’re planning on having a “momentary indiscretion” with your married director, do you really go for a drive, find a nice scenic location, and then cuddle for a while before he goes down on you in your car? I would imagine that such a quick lapse of judgement would be more like “quick, let’s drive to the woods and bang in the dark” as opposed to “let’s cuddle in broad daylight and then kiss each other all over, still in broad daylight,” wouldn’t you?

But regardless, I’m with Rob on his zero tolerance policy: it really doesn’t matter if it was one time or many, many times, cheating is cheating, and now Kristen will have to wander the world knowing that she screwed it all up with this perfect man. It’s a big load to carry, friends.

Rupert Sanders is Still Wearing His Wedding Ring

[Image removed up request] In the first not-sucking-Kristen Stewart’s face photo, Rupert Sanders emerges—!—wearing his wedding ring. Which really isn’t all that surprising, since he is the one who’s in the doghouse, and not the one who was cheated on with a twentysomething mental midget who has an intentional overbite.

The thing I don’t get, seriously, is why people *are* making a big deal about this guy still wearing his ring. I mean, we’d be awfully presumptuous to think that there’s an imminent divorce, because while I’m pretty sure I’d kick my husband’s ass to the curb if there were even the remotest of chances that he cheated on me, some people, you know, like to work these things out amongst themselves and not necessarily scream “Lawyer up, bitch!” (like I definitely would), but here. Here’s what TMZ had to say about this dude and his wedding ring:

Rupert Sanders — the philandering director who cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart — wants the world to know he’s still married (at least for now) … ’cause he’s proudly sporting his wedding ring. … Sanders released a statement a few days ago … begging his wife to not dump his adulterous ass. It’s unclear if she’s made a decision yet.

So while I’m not sure that he’s “proudly” sporting his wedding ring, I’m sure it’s pretty advisable that this cheating bitch keep it on ’til his wife yells ‘uncle’. Which I hope she does, UGH.

Image courtesy of TMZ

Bradley Cooper as … The Elephant Man

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As you can imagine, Bradley Cooper is doing a theater production on ‘The Elephant Man’, and as you can see from the photo above, the transformation is really kind of … well, it’s creepy, to say the least. From the Times-Union:

His John Merrick – a man with hideous deformities who goes from being a sideshow freak to the toast of the town – succeeds with the right amount of intensity to maintain his contorted posture and the right amount of charm to reveal Merrick’s humor and humanity.

Cooper’s transformation into Merrick is one of the strongest moments of theatricality in the production. Cooper stands onstage dressed only in shorts while a screen shows photographs of the actual John Merrick, and Merrick’s caretaker Dr. Treves (ably played by Alessandro Nivola) describes the images. As Treves details Merrick’s deformities, Cooper undergoes a stunning transformation by twisting his fingers together, lifting his arm, turning in a leg, thrusting out a hip and sliding his lips to one side of his face.

So really, in short, the only thing you need to know is that no. Bradley Cooper looks nothing like the Elephant Man, John (official name Joseph) Merrick. Because this is what John Merrick looked like, if you didn’t know:

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No. Bradley Cooper looks nothing like that, thankfully for him. But one thing is for certain—he looks super, super creepy just the way he is, you know? Yikes.

Love It or Leave It: Kat Dennings Pulls A Christina Hendricks

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I can’t even believe that we haven’t talked about Kat Dennings since 2008. That’s a shame, it’s a tragedy, and I’m holding myself fully accountable for it. There’s just no reason to go four years without talking about this lovely lady.

Hey, did you get that I’m a fan of hers yet? Because I really, really am. I watched Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist again over the weekend, and I think she’s just mesmerizing. I think she has just impeccable comedic timing, and she’s so gorgeous. She’s one of those people, to me, at least, who you look at once and go “oh, she’s pretty,” but if you keep watching her, she slowly morphs into one of the most beautiful people you’ve ever seen. Oh god, I am totally creeping on Kat Dennings here, aren’t I? I just admitted to staring at her for hours. Oh god, you guys are going to think I am just the worst. Oh, man.

But at least I’m not creeping by myself, because everyone is talking about this dress that Kat wore over the weekend. Can you guess why? Hint: it has to do with boobs. And since I referenced Christina Hendricks in the headline, and also since it’s getting late in the afternoon and I think we all could use a little winding down, here’s the picture I’m referring to:

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And now that we’ve seen two gorgeous women giving a big ol’ “f-ck you, lungs,” I think it’s time for me to call it a day.

Kristen Stewart Didn’t Move Out of the Home She Shared With Robert Pattinson, He Told Her to GTFO

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Remember how I told you guys yesterday that Kristen Stewart moved out of her Hollywood home? Well apparently it was legally Rob‘s home, and he told her to get the f-ck out. Sources at celebrity-gossip.net claim that Rob told Kristen she had to leave the couple’s shared home, and then later on in the week, Rob himself cleared out. Kristen was rumored to leave shortly thereafter.

From all angles, it looks like everything magical and mystical and enchanting about Kristen is over and done with. Which probably includes her reign at the box office as The Queen of Current Up-and-Coming. Even Hollywood publicists are jumping on the bandwagon and claiming that Kristen’s pretty much done herself in, and that no one in Hollywood can understand why she did what she did (announce her cheating, that is, not the cheating itself). From the Huff Po:

“The only thing more stupid than being famous and cheating in public is admitting it and issuing a public apology. Most celebrities are advised to ignore it or issue statements saying the pictures were taken out of context. Everyone in Hollywood is asking why she confessed to this so fast.”

Another source at the Post says that what she did was “career suicide”:

“This was career suicide. Because of her statement, Us Weekly [which had the exclusive images] was up 25 percent in newsstand sales. The number guarantees the story will be on the weekly covers again this week. If Kristen thought the statement would get ahead of the story and suck the oxygen out of the fire, she is wrong. She just poured gas on the fire.”

What do you guys think—is Kristen’s career in the shitter, along with her reputation for being a level-headed young thing with a penchant for ‘faithful’?

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No One Is Excited About Breaking Dawn Anymore

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Can I ask a serious question? Are the Twihards going to make it through this cheating scandal all right? I know that they’ve been having a rough time already, but I think they’re still mostly just shocked. I don’t think the reality has set in yet that this couple is no more. But the premiere for the second part of Breaking Dawn – the very, very last Twilight film ever (probably) – isn’t all that far away, and you can’t tell me that it’s going to be anything other than the most awkward thing that ever happened. Kristen and Rob taking photographs together, doing interviews together. How are the Twihards going to handle watching that with the cold, cruel knowledge that the world isn’t how they thought it was, and that true love is dead?

Probably about as well as Rob will:

Rob and Kristen’s lives were turned upside down when news broke that the actress cheated with director Rupert Sanders. According to a new report, Rob is ‘stressed’ over the idea of promoting ‘Breaking Dawn — Part 2? with Kristen by his side, beginning in October! Read on for all the details!

When Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson, she probably had no idea how much her actions would impact the Twilight franchise along with pre-planned joint appearances!

Their breakup has certainly alarmed Twilight bosses who are releasing the ­final movie in the vampire ­romance saga on November 16. Rob and Kristen’s bosses have reportedly told the couple they MUST ­attend the premiere together, according to a report from The People — and Rob is super stressed!

“Rob is in pieces, but the Twilight love triangle storyline is nothing without him and Kristen. It is eating him up that he has no choice but to see her again because of work. His humiliation is total,” a source tells The Sun.

At the moment, Kristen has reportedly begged Rob to have a crisis talk with her in New York City, but Rob refuses! He is allegedly ignoring her calls — their only exchanges have been through heated text messages.

A source close to Summit Entertainment added, “There’s ­serious concern about the ­promotional tour, which is set to kick off in October. This is a potential nightmare for all involved. Fans look forward to seeing them together during interviews. It’s great publicity for the film. Robert even used to be happy to go to events with Kristen that he wasn’t contractually obligated to go to, like the Teen Choice Awards last Sunday.”

Poor Robert Pattinson. He was cheated on, he was humiliated, and now he has to suffer through all the hoopla for the premiere. On one hand, that’s really sad, but on the other hand, I absolutely cannot wait to see the pictures.

Lindsay’s Got a Really Keen Fashion Sense and Her Sister’s Going to Korea

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Doesn’t she look great, guys? It’s like she’s at the pinnacle of her career, the precipice of her life. The apex of her acting. And those clothes, too, mm-hmm. They go so well with her softly-plumped lips. Hot.

This is Lindsay Lohan‘s latest getup, and it’s as lovely and as subtle as sister Ali Lohan’s recent announcement that she’s “heading to Korea to model,” because duh, everyone knows that “going to Korea” for a “modeling contract” totally means “Rehab—boy, I’m on my way!”

Yes, Ali Lohan, The Model, is on her way to Korea, though. From TMZ:

According to our sources … 18-year-old Ali Lohan will spend the next 30 days or so living in Korea (South, not North) with a group of 3-4 other Americans in a “model house” as they all try to book gigs in the Asian market.

Sources close to Lohan tell TMZ … Ali had no issues with peacing out of the U.S. for a few weeks — she’ll now be an entire ocean away from Dina — and told friends she’ll keep in touch via Skype.

Please. Can she manage being almost an entire world away from those f-cking crazy family members of hers? I’d sure hope like hell she’d be able to. As for living in a “model house,” God. I just can’t even imagine what that experience might be like for her. I’d like to think it’d go something like this:

Model #1: So you’re Lindsay Lohan’s sister, huh?

Ali Lohan: GURU. PARLIAMENT LIGHTS. SPIRITUALITY.

Model #2: So … uh, what’s all that like, then, being the kid sister of a famous … of Lindsay Lohan?

Ali Lohan: THE 50′s IS MY JAM. PARLIAMENT LIGHTS. CHEW AND SPIT.

Model #1 to Model #2: Lost cause, girl. Just like I said.