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Is this Will Smith dancing on a Segway at Burning Man?

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Will Smith‘s kids are super weird, so it’s no surprise that the apples may not fall far from the tree and they may actually get it from their father. Will shared on his Instagram page that he was headed to Burning Man, and once he got there, someone posted a video of what appears to be him and a mini entourage doing a choreographed dance (?) on Segways. I don’t know, either:

I don’t really “get” Burning Man or Will Smith, so this whole thing is just completely over my head, and I think I prefer it that way.

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Willow and Jaden Smith sleep with snakes, apparently

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Look, I get that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are supposed to be the “cool parents” – like Amy Poehler in Mean Girls – when it comes to raising Jaden and Willow Smith, but something’s gotta give, here. These kids are fucking WEIRD, way too grown for their own good and will either need serious counseling to become functional adults or they’ll just go off the rails and live in some wilderness commune as they wait for Xenu to come back and rescue them on his spaceship.

The latest from the Smith camp is that apparently Willow and Jaden are “obsessed” with snakes, to the point that they sleep with them every single night.

“Willow is obsessed with snakes,” a source tells Us Weekly, adding that Jaden, 15, “cuddles” with them in bed.

“She has 10 sleeping in her room,” the source adds of the 13-year-old, “and some aren’t in cages!” She isn’t the only Smith family member who adores the serpents. Her brother Jaden refers to his sister’s pets as his “girlfriends,” the insider tells Us. “They slither into his bed and curl up with him!”

Apparently the snake love has become a family affair, as even Jada told Redbook:

“I’ve always loved snakes but was afraid of them,” she told Redbook magazine. “But Willow had wanted this one snake forever. She’d go into the pet store and pick it up and wrap it around her. I’d never touched a snake before, and I put out my hand, and Beauty [mimics the snake slithering up her arm]. I’ve been in love with her ever since. I said to Willow, ‘You did Mommy a big favor. You helped me overcome a fear.’”

Welp… okay then.

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Will & Jada Pinkett Smith don’t care if Willow Smith is in bed with a 20-year-old

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Willow Smith is only 13 years old, but it seems like young madam is growing up a bit before her time. Because parents Will & Jada Pinkett Smith are “cool” Mom & Dad, there don’t seem to be many rules in place when it comes to what she can and can’t do, which is why the above photo – which shows Willow in bed with 20-year-old Hannah Montana star Moises Arias, is really no big deal to them. I wasn’t even allowed to have a boy set foot inside my bedroom at 13 (though my mother was certainly misguided in her worries, lolz), so this seems extra insane to me.

From TMZ:

Sources connected to the Smith family tell TMZ … Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith believe their daughter is “very mature” … enough so to make her own decisions, as long as they don’t clearly cross the line.

The Smiths have known Moises for years, and he’s best friends with 15-year-old Jaden.

Bottom line … Will and Jada have NO issue with the pic.

Newsflash: no matter how “mature” your 13-year-old daughter is, she’s a child, not an adult, and she is not capable of making fully rational and intelligent decisions about what she does and does not do sexually. I mean, seriously? Sure, maybe this dude is just a “family friend” and this is totally harmless, but it all just seems inappropriate as hell to me. Kids are too damn grown.

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