Protests Galore!
Nov 12, 2008 at 09:09 pm by Evil Beet

Here’s Whoopi Goldberg attending a Prop 8 protest in NYC, on Columbus Ave outside the Mormon church.

Numerous protests this week have focused on the Mormon church’s involvement in (and funding of) the passage of Prop 8 in California.

To check out a less tasteful (but more forceful) take on the anti-Mormon sentiment, click here.

Wow: the gays vs. the Mormons.

Can someone please write a musical about this?

Much to America’s Dismay, Paris Hilton Is, In Fact, Going to Be Able to Vote
Sep 25, 2008 at 11:28 pm by Evil Beet

Here’s a clip of Paris on The View on Thursday.

Skip to around 5:20, where Joy Behar assumes that Paris Hilton won’t be allowed to vote because of her brief jail stint for driving with a suspended license.

Whoopi Goldberg shoots her down on that, adding that “the only felony crime in this room is this ridiculous Ed Hardy shirt I’m wearing.” No, no. She didn’t say that. But someone really should have.

Whoopi Goldberg is SUCH a Slut!
Jul 30, 2008 at 02:20 pm by Evil Beet

Whoopi Goldberg got tongues wagging when she admitted on The View today that she’s had “about fifty” different lovers.

Um … Whoopi’s 52 years old. She was married only briefly when she was 18. So, assuming she lost her virginity at the age of 18, that averages out to approximately 1.47 different men a year.

That’s not called slutty. That’s called dating.

1.47 men? That’s like my monthly figure. Whoopi’s a freakin’ saint.

Okay Never Mind I’m Not Done Talking About the Tonys
Jun 15, 2008 at 08:29 pm by Evil Beet

I thought I was, and then I found this photo.

I have no idea what Whoopi Goldberg is wearing or why.

But I will tell you this, very clearly, so that there’s no confusion: I would very much like to have sex with Adam Duritz. Call me, Adam.

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