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Tori Spelling

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It’s the Crypt-Keeper! … No, it’s Leslie Nielsen! No … Fuck, it’s Tori Spelling! Damn, girlfriend, eat a sandwich! RadarOnline has secured one of the latest...

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Tori Spelling and her creepy husband Dean McDermott go helmetless (that’d be illegal in California, TorTor!) as they bike their munchkins around LA in some sort of newfangled baby...

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“My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. And...

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“I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust.  Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body — I’d...