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Tori Spelling has been hospitalized

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Oh man, the drama is never-ending for Tori Spelling, it seems. There’s all this drama with husband Dean McDermott and his constantly wandering penis (which some people are now claiming was a set-up to get a reality show), which seems to be a little bit over-the-top, but who knows what’s really going on there. Well, apparently the stress is taking its toll, because Tori has been hospitalized.

E! News reported the story and other outlets quickly picked it up, but there’s no confirmation at this time as to why she’s been hospitalized, what’s going on with her or if she’s okay. It’ll probably be a nervous breakdown type thing, if I had to guess. Then again, some people have suggested that this, too, is all for publicity. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt as I don’t want to think anyone could be that desperate, but anyway, here’s hoping she makes a full recovery soon.

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Tori Spelling can’t give Dean McDermott enough sex

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Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott have been having some drama… and by “drama”, I mean he’s a cheating asshole who’s left her to take care of their tribe of kids while he goes off fucking other women. Why is that? Well, Tori knows just the reason: she just can’t give him enough sex – an issue they talk about on national television, of course.

Here’s People‘s rundown:

Tori Spelling and her estranged husband Dean McDermott are revealing the heartache and pain involved with dealing with his alleged infidelity and rehab in Lifetime’s new six-episode docudrama, True Tori.

“That’s my worst nightmare [that] I cheated on my wife,” McDermott, 47, says as the two are sitting on what appears to be a counselor’s couch. “I was out of control. Sex was an escape, just like drugs or alcohol.”

In a promo for the show, Spelling, 40, is seen walking with the couple’s children and also sobbing on the couch.

“I’m really mad,” she says. “I can never give him enough sex. He’s never going to be happy with just me.”

McDermott appears confused. “You don’t think you deserve me?” he says before reaching over to console her.

Spelling’s parting words: “I’m well aware this might not have a happy ending.”

First of all, I will watch this show because I’m a masochist (related: have you watched Lindsay? GIRLLLL….). Second of all, LOL to this asshole. His worst nightmare is that he cheated? Repeatedly? Give me a break, dude. I don’t need to know the ins and outs of their relationship to know that you don’t fucking cheat on your partner. You, I dunno, maybe act like a mature adult and talk to them about how you would like to be having more sex. You then listen to how THEY feel and work through things TOGETHER and if you feel it’s a dealbreaker, you decide to break up and THEN you can find someone who will open their legs for you 24/7. It’s not rocket science.

Tori’s pretty much right, but she didn’t go far enough. It’s not that this “might not” have a happy ending – there’s no happy ending here, unless she allows herself to be a doormat… but I wouldn’t call that happy, either.

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Tori Spelling’s Husband, Dean McDermott, Is in Rehab Now

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Tori Spelling‘s husband, Dean McDermott, was basically caught with his dick out (and/or in another woman), which is no good. Apparently he told the woman he cheated with that he and Tori never have sex, which totally explains why she’s pregnant every time you turn around, but whatever. In a desperate attempt to get out of trouble/not take responsibility for his actions, Dean has now checked himself into rehab to deal with “personal issues”.

Here’s his statement:

“I am truly sorry for the mistakes I have made and for the pain I’ve caused my family. I take full responsibility for my actions and have voluntarily checked myself into a treatment center to address some health and personal issues.

“I am grateful to be getting the help I need so I can become the husband and father my family deserves.”

Uhhhh… whatever, I guess. Rehab doesn’t really give you the skills you need NOT TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE if that’s not something you already have from, say, common sense, decency, love and respect for your partner… I mean, come on.

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Did Dean McDermott Cheat On Tori Spelling?


Did Dean McDermott cheat on wife Tori Spelling? Us Weekly says yes, and they say the 47-year-old cheated with a 28-year-old. The young woman has lots of details about the affair. It sounds like it could be legit. It’s looking like while Mr. McDermott may be a great dad, he’s not the best husband. Here’s what the mistress exclusively told Us:

While promoting his gig as host of Chopped Canada in Toronto on Dec. 6, McDermott invited 28-year-old Emily Goodhand, a woman he met that day through friends, to his room at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel — where they had sex, she tells Us. “He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage,” says Goodhand, who stayed over at his hotel the following night too. “I believed him.”

Tee hee, “Goodhand.” GOODHAND, INDEED.

But what DOES this mean for the future of Tori and Dean’s sex tape? My bet is it’s gonna get “leaked” now, and soon, to prove that Tori and Dean are totally ~~together~~.

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Latest In Try-Hard News: Tori Spelling Made A Sex Tape


Tori Spelling, man, I want to like you (I wanted Donna Martin to graduate!) but you are really bringing the cringe for me. Tori Spelling’s latest try-hard moment is telling the world she has a sex tape and that someone is interested in leaking it. Is that someone you, Tori? Because you’d like to buy a new handbag for the first time in 3 years?

From The Los Angeles Times:

Tori Spelling has a sex tape, shot with husband Dean McDermott on Valentine’s Day 2009, she revealed recently in her new book. And someone’s reportedly interested in making it public.

Mmmm-hmmm. Actually there is one person interested, but probably only because Tori brought it to him, and that person is Steve Hirsch, of Vivid Entertainment. Vivid is responsible for giving Farrah Abraham a crapload of money. He wrote Spelling in a letter,

This is a serious offer for a real tape and it could yield significant returns to help you through your difficult financial situation

Spelling and McDermott say they’re not interested in selling it.

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Tori Spelling Is So Poor She Hasn’t Bought A New Purse In 3 Years!


Tori Spelling is on hard times, guys. She’s so poor she hasn’t bought a new purse in 3 years! And also, husband Dean McDermott can’t afford a vasectomy. Uh, okay. Condoms? BC pills?

Ms. Spelling has a very eloquent way of saying that she’s broke. From People via Starpulse:

We’re in the entertainment business, and things change year to year. We don’t have a series on the air right now, so we have to be more restrictive of what we can spend, just like anyone who doesn’t currently have a steady job.

… I haven’t bought a purse in three years, and that’s fine. I look back at that girl who shopped at Gucci in my 20s and I can’t even relate. I can’t believe I thought it was important.

Well she’s got a good outlook now, although it’s a little late to pretend like you’ve never loved being the daughter of one of the richest men in television history.

Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth are going to start filming their new TV show, Mystery Girls, next month. It will air on ABC Family. Good luck with that.

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Dean McDermott is the Best Dad Ever

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No, seriously. Dean McDermott is the best dad ever.

From Dean’s blog:

An Open Letter To My New Baby,

Well it’s the night before your entrance into this crazy, whacky, amazing world full of joy, good times, bad times, love, loss, friends and foes – and that’s just your brothers and sisters! They’re always full of love, laughter and energy. Quite frankly they’re absolutely bonkers too, but you’re going to love them. Mom and Dad are a bit kooky too – that’s just how we roll. Not to worry though, we’ll grow on you after a while. So strap on your onesie, because it’s going to be a wild ride.

I’ve watched you grow in your mom’s belly for the last 37 weeks. You started off as just a little tiny bump, and now you’re this incredible little being that I see move and kick and literally sit up in mama’s belly. I wonder what you’re going to look like, what your little voice is going to sound like, what kind of personality are you going to have. Will you be the sensitive one? The rocket scientist? The athlete? The president? Most of all, I’m wondering what flavor you are – if you’re a boy or a girl? Like your sister Hattie we decided we wanted to be surprised (again) as to what sex you’re going to be. It was the most amazing surprise, when Dr. Jason held up your sister and declared, “It’s a girl!” I mean, when will you ever experience a surprise of that magnitude ever again? Well . . . tomorrow to be exact, and I can’t wait to see you, and hold you, and tell you I love you. I can’t wait to snuggle and take naps with you. I can’t wait to tell you that I will protect you and care for you every minute of every day. For the rest of your life.

I can’t wait to encourage you, and tell you that you’re the most amazing person in the world, and that you can do anything or be anything you want to be. I’ll be there for your first tears, your first bump and bruise. I’ll be there for your first steps, your first words, and your first day at school. I’ll be there for your first broken heart, your first award, your first car, I’ll be there for your wedding day, and I’ll be there for your firstborn.

I’ll be there first. For you. With all my love and devotion, I will fight tooth and nail to give you the wonderful life you deserve. Because you have made my life wonderful beyond my dreams by being my child, a little angel that has found your mother and I and blessed our lives with beauty and grace. I will give you my last breath, as you have given me my first.

I love you. See you soon.

Dad oxoxo

Oh man. Too early in the day for tears, even if they are happy, admiration-tears.

Also, Dean McDermott is Tori Spelling‘s husband, in case you didn’t remember.

And speaking of Tori Spelling, it’s really good to know that girlfriend has actually got a real man in her corner, as opposed to a smarmy piece of shit who loves nothing better than to cut people down to make himself feel superior.

Congratulations on the new baby, guys! You’re both such wonderful parents!