
Honestly, my undying allegiance goes to anyone who walks the red carpet with a pack of Camels and a Bic in his hand.
Here’s the love of my life, Simon Cowell, with girlfriend Terri Seymour at Elton John’s Oscar party.
Love it, love it, love it.
Here’s something from our sisters over at Page 6.
Quoth the Simon Cowell:
“Do I prefer Kelly Clarkson’s music to Bob Dylan’s? Yes. I’ve never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I’ve got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of ‘American Idol,’ we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don’t believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make ‘American Idol’ a better show.”
Well I don’t either because Bob Dylan is a cool 65 years old. That’s even older than that Taylor guy who won last time. Also, anyone who likes Bob Dylan is probably pretty mellow. Not a lot of hopped up folk fans, so I’d say Cowell is going after a pretty soft target.
In fairness, Kelly Clarkson sucks pretty heavily sometimes too.