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This is Selena Gomez’s definition of sexy

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Selena Gomez needs to take a note from BFF Demi Lovato‘s book and send herself back to rehab, because she is all over the place these days. Not only did she quit her first stint in recovery (from alcoholism and Justin Bieber addiction, apparently), she’s also continuously reunited with JB and is now posting “sexy” pictures of herself on Instagram, including naked ones:

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The photos, Selena says, are a teaser of a “secret project” she’s working on. I sure as hell hope that secret project is getting her damn life together, because she’s going downhill quick. That’s not to say women can’t post naked pics of themselves and be sexy all the livelong day if that’s what they so choose and what makes them feel good, it’s that clearly homegirl is a bit of a mess considering how often she gets back with the walking shit stain that is Justin Bieber, and now suddenly she’s posting shit like this?

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Selena Gomez has been “cut off” from Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift doesn’t fuck about, apparently. We know she’s never approved of BFF Selena Gomez‘s relationship with Justin Bieber, but she really took shit to the next level by apparently cutting her off for good after Selena’s decision to get back with his stupid ass.

From US Weekly:

Swift is disgusted that the pair are back together, cutting off her bestie after tweeting just last July that Gomez was “the closest thing I’ve ever had to a sister.”

But Gomez rekindling of the Jelena flame isn’t the only thing peeving Swift. She believes Gomez “used” a brief romance with the Grammy winner’s pal Ed Sheeran last June to make her jailbird sweetie jealous.

“After Selena pulled that move, Taylor started distancing herself,” a source tells Us.

LOL wait, what? Selena got involved with Ed Sheeran? Where was I? Where were any of us? This whole thing is hilarious and might be completely untrue, but I say good for Taylor on this one. Selena getting back with Justin is a HOT mess of the highest degree, and I wouldn’t want to be around it either. Sure, I know it’s Selena’s life and she can ruin it however she’d like, but come on. You can only pick up the pieces for your friends so many times before enough is enough.

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Video: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are passionate dance partners, now

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If anything will make you gag harder than knowing that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, it’s probably knowing that they’ve also been choreographing “passionate” dance routines to John Legend songs together and renting rehearsal space to perfect their moves.

I don’t even have words for this fuckery, but I think it’s hilarious that Selena clearly sees them as star-crossed lovers who are destined to be together against all odds. I mean, we were all young once, so I get it, I suppose. Everyone goes through their share of idiotic bullshit – especially when it comes to relationships. But damn, I’ve never seen someone SO resistant to the truth that’s right in front of their eyes as Selena Gomez, man. That is some extreme low self-esteem.

Also hilarious: Justin really, seriously thinks he’s an honest-to-God thug. I can’t even look at this idiot anymore.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are sleeping together again

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Selena Gomez clearly has zero self-respect, which perfectly explains why she’s back together with Justin Bieber despite his non-stop fuckery. Sounds like a real winner there.

The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.

From US Weekly:

“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.

Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

What a week for fashion! We had a BAFTA Awards post and a Brit Awards post. Now let’s take a look at what non-Brit award slinging celebs were wearing throughout the week in this edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Go through the outfits and make your choices for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. Mine are at the bottom!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Welcome back to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Time once again to take a gander at what celebs are wearing and dub someone BEST, WORST, and WTF. My picks are at the bottom. Let’s get right to it!

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Selena Gomez Secretly Went to Rehab… Then Quit

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Just because we know Justin Bieber is total bastard doesn’t mean Selena Gomez is pure as the driven snow or anything. That’s probably not all that surprising, considering someone with a lot of self-respect/dislike for out-of-control lifestyles wouldn’t have stuck with a dickhead boyfriend for that long. However, here’s something we probably weren’t expecting: Selena actually went to rehab as recently as last month… and then quit two weeks in. Oh, dear.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Selena tell us just after New Year’s she checked into a program at The Meadows called DAWN  — for alcohol, pot and Rx Ambien — in addition to what her people believe is an unhealthy union with Justin Bieber.

But 2 weeks in, Selena bailed so she could go the Sundance Film Festival for her upcoming movie.  She told her people she would return to the rehab facility after Sundance, but when it was over Selena decided she was cured and there was no reason to return.

Of course, the people who actually run the facility are pretty concerned. Selena is telling people that she completed the toughest week and she’s totes kewl now, but uh… you don’t really listen to the addict over qualified doctors who deal with them, eh? She also claimed that it was all Justin’s fault that she was in such a predicament:

We’re told Selena’s decision was largely based on “that crazy boy” — aka Bieber.  Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies.

Yes, because you definitely have to do something just because everyone else is doing it. Ugh, whatever. I’m sure she’ll keep this up, just like she’ll keep up her random reuniting with Justin a few times a year. Where’s Demi Lovato when you need her? Girl, get your BFF!

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