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Video: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are passionate dance partners, now

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If anything will make you gag harder than knowing that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, it’s probably knowing that they’ve also been choreographing “passionate” dance routines to John Legend songs together and renting rehearsal space to perfect their moves.

I don’t even have words for this fuckery, but I think it’s hilarious that Selena clearly sees them as star-crossed lovers who are destined to be together against all odds. I mean, we were all young once, so I get it, I suppose. Everyone goes through their share of idiotic bullshit – especially when it comes to relationships. But damn, I’ve never seen someone SO resistant to the truth that’s right in front of their eyes as Selena Gomez, man. That is some extreme low self-esteem.

Also hilarious: Justin really, seriously thinks he’s an honest-to-God thug. I can’t even look at this idiot anymore.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are sleeping together again

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Selena Gomez clearly has zero self-respect, which perfectly explains why she’s back together with Justin Bieber despite his non-stop fuckery. Sounds like a real winner there.

The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.

From US Weekly:

“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.

Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

What a week for fashion! We had a BAFTA Awards post and a Brit Awards post. Now let’s take a look at what non-Brit award slinging celebs were wearing throughout the week in this edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Go through the outfits and make your choices for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. Mine are at the bottom!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Welcome back to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Time once again to take a gander at what celebs are wearing and dub someone BEST, WORST, and WTF. My picks are at the bottom. Let’s get right to it!

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Selena Gomez Secretly Went to Rehab… Then Quit

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Just because we know Justin Bieber is total bastard doesn’t mean Selena Gomez is pure as the driven snow or anything. That’s probably not all that surprising, considering someone with a lot of self-respect/dislike for out-of-control lifestyles wouldn’t have stuck with a dickhead boyfriend for that long. However, here’s something we probably weren’t expecting: Selena actually went to rehab as recently as last month… and then quit two weeks in. Oh, dear.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Selena tell us just after New Year’s she checked into a program at The Meadows called DAWN  — for alcohol, pot and Rx Ambien — in addition to what her people believe is an unhealthy union with Justin Bieber.

But 2 weeks in, Selena bailed so she could go the Sundance Film Festival for her upcoming movie.  She told her people she would return to the rehab facility after Sundance, but when it was over Selena decided she was cured and there was no reason to return.

Of course, the people who actually run the facility are pretty concerned. Selena is telling people that she completed the toughest week and she’s totes kewl now, but uh… you don’t really listen to the addict over qualified doctors who deal with them, eh? She also claimed that it was all Justin’s fault that she was in such a predicament:

We’re told Selena’s decision was largely based on “that crazy boy” — aka Bieber.  Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies.

Yes, because you definitely have to do something just because everyone else is doing it. Ugh, whatever. I’m sure she’ll keep this up, just like she’ll keep up her random reuniting with Justin a few times a year. Where’s Demi Lovato when you need her? Girl, get your BFF!

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Justin Bieber’s Been Sending Selena Gomez Dick Pics, Being An Asshole As Usual

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It’s no surprise that Justin Bieber grew up and turned into a total dickhead. Fame at a young age + teen girls making you feel like you’re the second coming of Christ + endless money + being surrounded by enablers is a sure recipe for utter fuckery as time goes on. Justin really has taken it to the next level in recent years, however, and is now apparently a Xanax and Sizzurp addict with a penchant for sending his ex, Selena Gomez, dick pics and claiming he’s the reason behind her fame (despite the fact that she was famous from her stint on the Disney Channel long before they met).

Radar Online somehow got a hold of texts which may or may not be real but I’m leaning towards REAL. In the texts, Selena implores Justin to go to rehab and condemns him for letting Lil Za take the heat for his drug issues. Justin retaliates by sending pics of his dick twice and taking a note from Robin Thicke’s book by insisting that she knows she wants it. When Selena turns him down, he gets nasty and talks to her like she’s a piece of trash. Ah, young love.

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Looks Like Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Doing More Than Riding Segways Together


Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted together in his neighborhood riding Segways, like a couple of assholes. But now it looks like they’re doing more than just that. It looks like they’re back together. The Beebs posted the above photo of the two of them on his Instagram captioned with,

Love the way you look at me

Selena, you did not cancel your tour so you can give your life to Bieber, so cut this shit out.

Kids. Ugh.

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