But it’s probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it’s PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something.
This is Selena Gomez‘s latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It’s heavily influenced by Britney’s bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn’t be too bad if it weren’t for the fact that it’s not Britney singing it.
Selena Gomez is a sweet little girl and all, but there’s only one Britney, jeez. Rip someone like Madonna off, why don’t you girl.
Man, it’s been a wild and crazy ride with Selena Gomez these past few days, huh? First there was the hospital trip on Thursday night, then the cancelled concert on Friday night, then she was fine yesterday, but now she’s back at the hospital. But at least this time, we have a little clue as to what the problem is: blood pressure.
Sources tell us Gomez has undergone a number of tests for blood pressure issues, but so far … doctors have not been able to determine what is causing the problem.
Oh … as for the rumors going around she’s pregnant … totally untrue.
I love how they add in that bit about the pregnancy. On the real though (do people say that, “on the real”?), I just found out on the Google that pregnancy can cause blood pressure issues, and you know the entire world would explode if a Bieber baby came into existence, so I feel like TMZ is just trying to settle everyone down.
Do you think Selena is having a tough time cooking up a Bieber baby, or does the girl just need to take a few personal days?
Yesterday, we heard that Selena Gomez was taken to the hospital and stayed overnight for testing. There was no word on what exactly was wrong with her, and there’s still no word, but it looks like she’s going to be all right:
A source tells E! News that Selena Gomez is “on the mend” and she is going to be “OK.”
Yay!
And that’s not all…
After cancelling her performance at the Santa Monica Place mall this afternoon, we find out that it has been rescheduled for Monday afternoon.
That’s all we get. That, and Selena’s perfect boyfriend, Justin Bieber, skipped a hockey game to go see her. I mean, it’s not like we’re entitled to know what exactly is going on in any celebrity’s personal life, don’t get me wrong, it’s just that I have a lot of curiosity in my soul, and some of you suggested she could be pregnant with a Bieber baby, and if that’s the case, then I’m sorry, but I need to know right this very minute.
And I don’t mean something’s wrong with Selena Gomez like something is wrong with Nicole Kidman, I mean something is wrong with Selena Gomez as in she’s been in the hospital undergoing tests since last night. She was taken there right after her appearance on The Tonight Show. Selena was “complaining of nausea and a severe headache,” and she cancelled a concert in L.A. tonight.
I’m not a doctor or anything, but I’ve watched a lot of House, which means that I know that nausea and a headache can be symptoms for a number of things, serious and not. Nobody knows anything right now, but for the moment I (sincerely [sometimes you guys don't get when I'm not being sarcastic]) think we just need to hope that everything turns out ok for adorable Selena, that her loving boyfriend, Justin Bieber, is there to support her through this scary time, and that she gets to go home soon.
In the photo above and those below, sources claim that Selena Gomez was caught entering Justin Bieber‘s home last night. Probably for a pizza party or something. Anyway, the couple didn’t emerge ’til the next morning (today), and when they did, Selena was wearing the same clothes.
Now, before y’all go crazy and insist that Justin Bieber is engaging in underage sex, and Selena Gomez is guilty of corrupting a minor and what not, I am SURE that they were just cuddling. Like, they were probably watching Camp Rock II and fell asleep on the den couch before they even realized it was already after midnight. All of that Trivial Pursuit and Candyland must have tired them out. I mean, if Selena was planning on having a sleepover with Justin, she’d at least bring a change of clothes. And her toothbrush. IT’S NOT REALLY A WALK OF SHAME UNLESS SOMEONE HAD SEX.
Good God, beach PDAs, underage tattoos, ass-grabbing, and now foot massages? What’s the world going to be treated to next, guys, full-on sex on the streets of LA?
I know it’s kind of gross to consider these two grinding up and bumping uglies, partially because Bieber is a KID and that’s sort of PEDOPHILISH, but also partially because Justin Bieber has a very young-looking body, too, and that makes me wonder for Selena. I’m not going to speculate and say that boyfriend must be packing, because I think that’s probably crossing a line, but I will say: Justin Bieber is one charmed little boy.
Amen to everything you said. And how long before Kris, the mom from hell, puts a horse head in Kanye’s bed (fake horse head, ok, Peta) for stepping on her toes?
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