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Selena Gomez got a rather ironic tattoo…

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Selena Gomez is a hot ass mess and everyone knows it (except for her, clearly). She has some obvious self-esteem issues, poor judgment skills and some substance abuse problems, as well, but you know, other than that, she’s got it all together. That’s why she got a super ironic – and particularly obnoxious – new tattoo that’ll make your eyes roll so far back in your head, you won’t be able to finish reading this story.

You see, Selena’s tattoo is in Arabic – a language she doesn’t speak from a culture which she’s not part of – and it apparently translates to “Love Yourself First”. I’ll give you a minute to process that and get it out of your system. HAHAHAHAHA! If there’s one piece of advice most people would give to Selena, it’s that she needs to love herself, because she’s constantly lowering herself and making the worst possible decisions with her life. From the repeated reunions with the world’s biggest human shit stain, to leaving rehab for alcohol addiction early to go to Sundance, to throwing wild parties that get the cops called on her and then trying to make up for it all by lecturing Instagram users… if she loved herself, half her fuckery wouldn’t happen.

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Selena Gomez is schooling Instagram bullies once again

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Selena Gomez is always fighting the good fight, guys. Back in December, she mediated a fight between two of her fans who were apparently bullying each other, and now she’s back at it. Someone on Instagram is said to have left Selena a comment on one of her photos which told her to “burn in hell with cancer”, and Selena just couldn’t ignore it.

The original comment this person left is now deleted, as is the poster’s entire account, but Selena made sure to screencap her own response to the troll in question. Here’s what she captioned it with: “Honestly, I don’t speak up much because it’s simply *always* taken out of context. But I don’t take bullying well. I have seen too much to not say anything.”

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I love how condescending her whole comment is. Selena clearly thinks she’s got her shit together and knows what she’s talking about, but we all know that’s complete and utter bullshit. Try to school someone on being a hot mess when you get your own life on track. Why don’t you lecture your little boyfriend on how to treat people decently?

What do you guys think? Is it worth even responding to Internet trolls when you’re a celebrity, or are you just giving them more attention?

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Selena Gomez pulled a Rihanna on us

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Selena Gomez went walking around New York City yesterday in a see-through top with no bra under it, putting the nips on full display and seemingly desperately trying to be Rihanna. She even has the under boob sweat that almost looks like RiRi’s tattoo!

I’m not sure what’s going on with Selena but I mean, whatever, I guess. People have been speculating that she’s had her boobs done and if so, they’re quite tasteful (I don’t even know what I mean by that, but let’s go with it) and don’t seem too bogus/unnatural. This crying for attention, though… she’s going through some shit, it seems.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went to bible study together

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again, and they don’t just go to clubs and party all the time, you know. They also do good, Christianly things, like go to Bible study together so they can learn all about Jesus and follow his example. LOL.

From US Weekly:

“They were very lovey dovey and cute,” the insider says of the stars, who “came and left together with a few friends.”

According to the source, Bieber, 20, and Gomez, 21, “sat next to each other and listened to [Pastor Judah Smith]‘s sermon.” The insider tells Us they were “smitten with each other.”

Bieber shared an Instagram snapshot from Smith’s teachings Wednesday evening. “Bible study with Judah Smith,” he wrote alongside a photo of the City Church pastor onstage. The insider notes how Bieber appeared to be in a significantly better place at the study session.

“He looks so happy and at peace,” the source says, while Gomez seemed similarly pleased and tranquil.

Of course, by “happy and at peace”, this source means “high as hell”, because you know that’s what was going on. I’m so sick of Bible-thumping idiots like Bieber who act like complete jackasses nonstop, spew hate and racism and whatever the fuck else and then still proclaim they’re Christians and God is great and all of this. I’m not saying Christians don’t make mistakes or aren’t shitty people sometimes, but Justin and his ilk take it to the next level and make Christianity seem like a complete farce.

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Selena Gomez had the cops called on her

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Selena Gomez is back with Justin Bieber (“for now”) since he cleaned up his act and got off the Sizzurp, apparently. However, it seems her family and friends still have cause for concern, because ever since she got back with JB, she’s been out clubbing and drinking and had such a crazy party at her house in California on Tuesday night that neighbours called the cops on her.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Selena’s Hidden Hills, CA neighbors were so pissed off at the loud noise coming from her house at around 11:30 PM … they called police.  The cops responded and warned Selena and company to turn down the volume or else.

One neighbor tells TMZ … the noise was so ear-crushing her windows were rattling.

Sources connected with Selena and her family tell us … the singer has told her kinfolk she’s back with Justin Bieber because he’s cleaned up his act.  But they tell us … they don’t think it’s coincidental at all that in the last few days … she’s spent a late, late night at a Hollywood club with Bieber and had an out-of-control party on a Tuesday night.

SMH. This girl will never learn and he will drag her right down to the bottom with him. I hate to sound like some old fuddy duddy who doesn’t know how to have fun, of course – they’re young and rich, they’re gonna throw parties and act crazy. All kids do, they just don’t have the press watching their every move. However, when you have a history of alcoholism, have been to rehab and were involved with someone who is proven to be a racist, disrespectful, arrogant asshole, you have enough self-preservation to walk away – if not after the first time, at least after the third or fourth or fifteenth. COME ON.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are officially back together… for now

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Another day, another Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reunion. We all know she can’t quit him, and she’s not even going to try – they’re back together for now and have been spending the past few days riding motorbikes and just being ~in luv~ I suppose.

From US Weekly:

“Justin and Selena are definitely full-on back together at the moment,” one source tells Us. “They spent all day riding together on a Can-Am Spyder on Sunset Blvd. … Justin drove while Selena sat on the back holding on to [him].” The source adds: “He was incredibly sweet with her and they looked super happy and in love.”

Another source tells Us Jelena “looked like a couple” and were “all over each other” at the fete.

A third source tells Us they’re not surprised the couple has reunited — but don’t expect them to be together long.

“It is always on-and-off,” the source close to Bieber tells Us. “Same story, every other week, every year. Now they are together again, next week they won’t be.” But, the source adds, “They never stop talking, even when you don’t see them together — that never changes. They fight, take a break, and then get back together. No surprise that it happened once again.”

Right, and it’ll continue to happen until Selena Gomez gets some self-respect and decides it’s time to get her life together, which I imagine will be sometime around… oh, quarter to never o’clock. Justin’s certainly not going to end things – why would he? He can go out and sleep with whoever he wants, do whatever he wants and then give Selena a ring when he gets bored. Seems like a pretty great arrangement on his end.

Here are some candids of Selena with her head out of Bieber’s ass long enough to walk around LA with torn jeans the other day:

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Selena Gomez just can’t quit Justin Bieber, it seems

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Justin Bieber dropped a cryptic hint on Wednesday that he somehow may have brainwashed Selena Gomez – who is seeming less and less intelligent by the day – into getting back together with him. Again. For the 85th time. He posted the above photo to his Instagram page with the caption “Our love is unconditional”, though he deleted it soon after.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

That’s not a serious question, of course, because the meaning is clear enough. It means Selena Gomez has no self-respect and doesn’t know when to quit while she’s ahead. It also means Justin Bieber is a manipulative shit stain. That, or these two are made for each other and it really is true love. LOL, I think I’ll go with the former.

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