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Selena Gomez Releases ‘Good For You’

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Selena Gomez is a bit of an enigma to me, I must admit. I don’t really “get” her. She is trying to be taken seriously as some sexy adult pop star, but all I can see is a tiny child and Justin Bieber‘s ex-girlfriend, so I can never really get fully on board. It’s one reason why I can’t buy the bullshit of her new single, “Good For You”, which features A$AP Rocky and is trying so hard to be sexy, it kinda has the opposite effect and just makes me laugh really, really hard. Here, have a listen:

Premiering the song Elvis Duran’s Z100 morning show, Selena basically said she’s letting her music speak for her lately and express her innermost thoughts and feelings, because she has a “trust no bitch” mentality.

“If you’re going to sit here and talk about my life, I have a right to say what I want and obviously I’m going to do it the way I wish to. I don’t trust anyone. It’s something that I have to live with and I have to find the balance of who I want in my life and who isn’t good for me.”

“People are like, ‘We want you to be better!’ And everybody’s like ‘I want you to be better’ and everybody’s like ‘I want you to be healthy,’ ‘I want you to be happy,’ ‘I want you to be this.’ And then the moment you’re trying to find some sort of happiness, it’s so crazy. It’s not safe for anyone! You can’t talk about anything that you want to share with people because it’s going to be ripped apart, and that’s what makes me really sad.”

I don’t even know what to say. I’m sure she’s a nice girl and all, but sorry, I just can’t take her seriously.

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Selena Gomez Is The New Face (Hair) Of Pantene

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I feel like Selena Gomez has been keeping a pretty low profile lately. She did that weird Lolita shoot for V Magazine earlier this year, but other than that, we haven’t heard much from her either way. That’s cool and all, but homegirl needs to get back in the spotlight if she wants to keep her fame levels up. Thankfully, she just got booked as the new face/hair of Pantene, so it looks like things are under control.

To be honest, that photo above looks nothing like her, and the hair doesn’t even look like it’s hers, but oh, what the hell. Pantene smells good as hell – I just bought a bottle of their anti-humidity hairspray the other day, too, and it’s great. That’s really all I have to say about that, so let’s just watch this video.

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Justin Bieber Wants To Get Back With Selena Gomez

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In the photo above, you can clearly see that Justin Bieber was having a grand old time at the Met Gala on Monday night. You know who else was there and having a great time? His ex-girlfriend, Selena Gomez, who apparently recently split from her boyfriend of only a couple of months, Zedd. Now that Selena’s single again, Justin’s been throwing some hints out that he’s looking for another reunion. After all, it was our fault they broke up in the first place (and second, third, fourth, fifth and six places, of course).

TMZ caught Justin leaving an afterparty in the early hours of Tuesday morning, and as the driver was pulling away, Justin yelled out the window, “Hey! Selena looked gorgeous at the Met Ball!” It was totally random and had nothing to do with anything – no one was even asking about Selena – but this will be enough of a siren song to lure her ass back, no doubt, and we’ll be seeing them cozying up on Instagram again soon (before it inevitably all falls apart again, of course).

What do you think? Will they end up back together?

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It’s all our fault that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber dated and broke up then got back together again then split then reunited then ended it approximate 68 times in the past 5 years, but you know what? Those kids were the real thing! Nevermind that they were immature teenagers with too much money and not enough life experience to navigate the waters of a proper romantic relationship – they could have gone the distance, if only the entire world wasn’t against their love.

From V Magazine:

‘When you’re young and you’re being told so many different things… its almost felt like all we had was each other, like the world was against us in a way.

‘It was really weird but it was incredible. I would never take it back in a million years. You live and you learn, you know?’

‘That’s a growing up kind of thing. I was 18 years old, and it was my first love. The older I get, I’m guarding certain things more.’

‘There were a few months where I was a little depressed, where I wouldn’t leave (my house) as much,’ she admitted.

‘I think I drove myself crazy for a little bit. It was just easier to say, “Hey, do you mind running to the grocery store and picking some stuff up? I don’t want to get photographed.”’

I mean, it’s whatever – we’ve all been there. You’re young and dumb and think the person you’re with is going to be the one you spend the rest of your life with and that if you’re not together, you’d rather die than face another day without them. It sucks and it’s hilarious in hindsight because wowza, were you fucking wrong. Probably like, dozens of times. So I feel for her, in a way.

On the other hand… why is this still news. Talk about milking an angle for press. Even Bieber hasn’t gone on like this. And yes, I know it’s perceived as less masculine to talk about stuff like this and there’s likely a reason why she’s been more open (as I’m sure reporters tend to make it the focal point of more interviews with her), but like… damn.

Anyway, I’m sure we’ll be hearing another story about them being back together in a month or so.

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Selena Gomez did a creepy Lolita-esque shoot for V Magazine

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Selena Gomez is in her early 20s, but she happens to still look a fair bit younger than that. It happens, and she’ll be happy of it later on in life. For now, she’s still owning her grown ass woman self… except not really, because in her new shoot for V Magazine, she’s made up to look about 12 years old. Oh yeah, and she’s topless. WTF?

I find this whole shoot a little creepy – what’s sexy about a pre-teen? What was the inspiration behind this feature? I just don’t get it. However, I find Selena creepy in general for a reason I can’t quite put my finger on, so who knows. A lot of people seem to think this whole thing is just bizarre, though – everyone on Twitter is going insane, as they do about pretty much everything.

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What do you think – creepy? Corny? Sexy? Meh?

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Selena Gomez releases ‘The Heart Wants What It Wants’

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LOL at the title of Selena Gomez‘s new single, ‘The Heart Wants What It Wants’. Obviously her heart has wanted a bit of Bieber action for the past few years. This is all pretty… uncomfortable and bizarre, since the track starts off with Selena seemingly making a confession about a relationship on how much she loved this guy but then he did something that completely shattered her. Then the guy turned things around on her and made her feel crazy.

This song is OBVIOUSLY about Bieber, and it’s kinda a shitty song, but it’s the only single from her upcoming Greatest Hits album, which she’s doing to finish her contract with Hollywood Records. The video was actually filmed in March and was just delayed; she’s working on a new album that will come out on Interscope next year, apparently.

Anyhoo… enjoy! Homegirl is dickmatized, as the kids say.

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Selena Gomez needs to stop crying wolf

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Police in California are getting a little fed up with Selena Gomez, who has now called them THREE TIMES claiming that someone was in her house. How many times was there actually someone there? Zero. In fact, police have apparently told her to, you know, lock her fucking door if she’s afraid of people entering unlawfully.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … an alarmed Selena called police a few days back saying she thought someone was inside her house because when she got home the door was unlocked.

Cops raced over but found no one inside.

This is the third time Selena made calls to cops fearing an intruder where there was none.

Selena had gates installed around the house earlier this year — after a stalker repeatedly showed up at her $3 million Calabasas mansion.

I’m sure it’s scary when you’re a celebrity and have weird stalkers and shit, but like… take logical safety productions instead of being crazy. Also, if you’re THAT concerned about weirdos, maybe… move to middle America and leave the Hollywood lifestyle behind? It’s easy to disappear and live a “normal” life if you really want to.

If only she kept Justin Bieber around. He could have protected her. LOLOL!

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