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2Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a weekend-long love fest

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never quit each other. It just won’t happen. Neither of them have the sense God gave them and their idiocy is masquerading under the misnomer “love”. Speaking of love, they spent all weekend gazing into each other’s eyes and promising the moon and the stars, apparently – at least according to TMZ:

Sources close to the couple tell us J.B. and the Gomes spent the entire weekend together … and it was filled with lots of “I Love You” talk on both ends.

It’s been less than a week since they got back together … but we’re told they’ve already started calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend again.

As we previously reported … Biebs and Selena went to church together last week … they say to clean up their acts.  Makes senseour sources say they did wholesome things like hiking and hanging out at home.

We’re told Justin is doting over Selena — almost like a servant … and she likes it a lot.

LOL, went to church together. Are these two actually serious? Justin will forever mack on any woman that will give him a second glance in order to validate the manhood he wishes he had. Selena will forever throw herself right back at Bieber because she seemingly has low self-esteem and no self-respect. It’s a vicious cycle and one that I’m exhausted of.

And yes, I used an old ass photo on purpose because it’s hilarious and corny, just like they are.

Oh, and just another bit of “news” – Justin did the ice bucket challenge and further challenged Barack Obama and Ellen DeGeneres:

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August 18, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer

1Selena Gomez’s See Through Shirt: Hell Yes Or God No?

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Selena Gomez found time in between getting ironic tattoos and schooling instagram bullies to throw on a shirt (barely) to attend the Ischia Global Festival in Italy.

What do we think of this outfit: is it a “hell, yes!” or a “God, no”? Personally, I’m going, “God, no” on this one. It’s hard to tell which is worse: the cheap Forever 21-esque see-through blouse, or the weird textured skirt of hell.

Oh, and speaking of see-through shirts, how do we compare it to Zoe Saldana‘s number?:

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How does one decide amongst such awful?

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July 23, 2014 at 6:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: "Fashion", Selena Gomez

0Selena Gomez got a rather ironic tattoo…

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Selena Gomez is a hot ass mess and everyone knows it (except for her, clearly). She has some obvious self-esteem issues, poor judgment skills and some substance abuse problems, as well, but you know, other than that, she’s got it all together. That’s why she got a super ironic – and particularly obnoxious – new tattoo that’ll make your eyes roll so far back in your head, you won’t be able to finish reading this story.

You see, Selena’s tattoo is in Arabic – a language she doesn’t speak from a culture which she’s not part of – and it apparently translates to “Love Yourself First”. I’ll give you a minute to process that and get it out of your system. HAHAHAHAHA! If there’s one piece of advice most people would give to Selena, it’s that she needs to love herself, because she’s constantly lowering herself and making the worst possible decisions with her life. From the repeated reunions with the world’s biggest human shit stain, to leaving rehab for alcohol addiction early to go to Sundance, to throwing wild parties that get the cops called on her and then trying to make up for it all by lecturing Instagram users… if she loved herself, half her fuckery wouldn’t happen.

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July 17, 2014 at 5:17 am by Jennifer
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7Selena Gomez is schooling Instagram bullies once again

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Selena Gomez is always fighting the good fight, guys. Back in December, she mediated a fight between two of her fans who were apparently bullying each other, and now she’s back at it. Someone on Instagram is said to have left Selena a comment on one of her photos which told her to “burn in hell with cancer”, and Selena just couldn’t ignore it.

The original comment this person left is now deleted, as is the poster’s entire account, but Selena made sure to screencap her own response to the troll in question. Here’s what she captioned it with: “Honestly, I don’t speak up much because it’s simply *always* taken out of context. But I don’t take bullying well. I have seen too much to not say anything.”

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I love how condescending her whole comment is. Selena clearly thinks she’s got her shit together and knows what she’s talking about, but we all know that’s complete and utter bullshit. Try to school someone on being a hot mess when you get your own life on track. Why don’t you lecture your little boyfriend on how to treat people decently?

What do you guys think? Is it worth even responding to Internet trolls when you’re a celebrity, or are you just giving them more attention?

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July 15, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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3Selena Gomez pulled a Rihanna on us

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Selena Gomez went walking around New York City yesterday in a see-through top with no bra under it, putting the nips on full display and seemingly desperately trying to be Rihanna. She even has the under boob sweat that almost looks like RiRi’s tattoo!

I’m not sure what’s going on with Selena but I mean, whatever, I guess. People have been speculating that she’s had her boobs done and if so, they’re quite tasteful (I don’t even know what I mean by that, but let’s go with it) and don’t seem too bogus/unnatural. This crying for attention, though… she’s going through some shit, it seems.

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July 10, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
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2Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went to bible study together

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again, and they don’t just go to clubs and party all the time, you know. They also do good, Christianly things, like go to Bible study together so they can learn all about Jesus and follow his example. LOL.

From US Weekly:

“They were very lovey dovey and cute,” the insider says of the stars, who “came and left together with a few friends.”

According to the source, Bieber, 20, and Gomez, 21, “sat next to each other and listened to [Pastor Judah Smith]‘s sermon.” The insider tells Us they were “smitten with each other.”

Bieber shared an Instagram snapshot from Smith’s teachings Wednesday evening. “Bible study with Judah Smith,” he wrote alongside a photo of the City Church pastor onstage. The insider notes how Bieber appeared to be in a significantly better place at the study session.

“He looks so happy and at peace,” the source says, while Gomez seemed similarly pleased and tranquil.

Of course, by “happy and at peace”, this source means “high as hell”, because you know that’s what was going on. I’m so sick of Bible-thumping idiots like Bieber who act like complete jackasses nonstop, spew hate and racism and whatever the fuck else and then still proclaim they’re Christians and God is great and all of this. I’m not saying Christians don’t make mistakes or aren’t shitty people sometimes, but Justin and his ilk take it to the next level and make Christianity seem like a complete farce.

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June 20, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
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