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Jesse James Slams Sandra Bullock, Says She Isn’t a Great Lay

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Oh man, of all the low, dirty, fucked up things a butt-hurt douchebag like Jesse James could do, he’s done the low of the low: on a live Howard Stern interview, after being asked about his affair with multiple skanky women, James compared his current chick (Kat Von D) with his ex-wife, Sandra Bullock and claimed that while Kat Von D was superb in the sack, Bullock left a lot to be desired. According to Radar Online:

In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for her prowess in the sack. He then alluded that Sandra Bullock lacks talent in dancing the horizontal manbo.”That one is an easy no-brainer,” Stern said after wondering who’s better. “Kat Von D. One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

Jesse also sort of claims that the whole cheating thing went on for much longer than everyone originally thought:

“She could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bullshit. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid,’” he confessed, adding that he began straying from the Blind Side star two years after their 2005 wedding.

So there you have it, folks. Just in case there was a remote shred of respect that you might have had for Jesse James (for whatever stupid fucking reason your brain might have rationalized), it should probably go out the window, along with your stupid Monster Garage paraphernalia.

Quotables: Jesse James Outs ‘Sandy’ Bullocks Affair Response in New Book

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“I admitted the affair. I told her the hard details. I let her know that I had never loved this woman, that I had never cared for her at all. The feeling of shame and sadness that washed over me as Sandy began to cry was almost beyond measure … I didn’t touch her. I sat frozen in my chair, watching, as Sandy’s small body shook with sobs. From there, Sandra rose to her feet. She unfolded her sunglasses and put them on her face … She walked steadily and purposefully to the front of the shop, opened the heavy, metal door. For a moment, the sunlight enveloped her. The door closed behind her, and she was gone.”

Ugh. Told you this guy was a twat. Way to embellish and sensationalize what was probably one of the lowest moments in another person’s life in a FUCKING TELL-ALL BOOK. Then again, if I were married to Jesse James for some reason or another, it might be the happiest moment of my life, because then I wouldn’t have to pay the douchebag alimony.

Whatever, Jesse. Go back to your grease-monkey girlfriend and get fucked.

Love It Or Leave It: Sandra Bullock’s Plain Jane Transformation

Sandra Bullock is known for being a pretty down-to-earth lady, but the makeover she got for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close better win her that second Oscar, because it’s doing her looks no justice. The hair, which is surely a wig (as IF Sandy would do this to her real mane,) reminds me of every teacher I ever had who went three months too long between trims. Maybe it’ll be the hair and make up team who takes home the awards on this one…

Wigs, I love you, but you’ve been doing some of my favorite ladies a serious disservice lately…

Sandra Bullock Donated a Million Dollars To Japan Disaster Relief, What Have You Done Lately?

Sandra Bullock has donated a million dollars to relief funds for 9/11, the Indonesian Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina and now she’s donated a million dollars to benefit victims of the recent earthquake in Japan. Yeah, if she wasn’t already the coolest, nicest chick in all of Hollywood, her four million dollars in charity donations should certainly secure her that spot. She’s making Angelina Jolie look like a selfish troll.

The American Red Cross has released a statement about Sandra’s donation, which I found on etonline.com:

“The American Red Cross is extremely grateful for this generous support from Sandra Bullock and her family. This contribution is vitally important as the Red Cross works to provide critical assistance and essential relief items in this time of urgent need for so many people in Japan.”

So I guess there’s really no excuse for me to not text REDCROSS to 90999 and give a measly $10 donation. I spent that much on pizza and cheap wine last night and now I feel like a total bag of dicks.

Have you done anything to help out the relief fund?

Caption This: The Ever Classy Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace.  The face tattoos, the hot new “I’m about to have surgery on my eye” look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with.  Bombshell’s got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy.

Photo via TMZ

Oh S***! Are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds Dating?

Right after New Year’s I posted that the co-stars of The Proposal, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, spent their New Years Eve together. At the time I thought the recently divorced duo was just palling around to cover up their hurt feelings over their failed marriages, but two weeks later, it’s starting to look like something more.

From RadarOnline:

The Proposal co-stars were very publicly spotted on New Year’s Eve at the restaurant Sandra owns in Austin, Texas. They’ve denied they’re dating, but a source with knowledge of the situation tells us exclusively that the two “are very much dating, and trying to keep a low profile.”

Fresh off her divorce from Jesse James and his surprise split from wife Scarlett Johansson, Sandra and Ryan are understandably media shy, which makes her Jackson Hole house a perfect getaway.

Sandy has owned her Wyoming home for a number of years, and loves that she’s left alone there. “She feels very comfortable having Ryan there with her,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

“Sandy and Ryan are just enjoying spending time together. They have known each other for years and they have a built-in familiarity.

Well, well, WELL!

I’m not sure that I ever really saw these two as a potential couple, but Sandy does seem like the right mix between Alanis and ScarJo to keep Ryan happy. And, ya know, what with Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds and all, I can see Sandra going for him in a heartbeat. Definitely not the kind of guy you’d find out has  been cheating on you with Nazi porn stars.

What do you think of this development? Are Ryan and Sandy just hitting it on the rebound or are these two going to last?

Sandy B and Ryan Reynolds Spend NYE Together

Sandy and Ryan's New Years Eve

Ryan is in the middle of a divorce and Sandy is both divorced and raising a baby on her own, so it makes sense that the stars of The Proposal would meet up in Texas and ring in the new year together. I’m assuming that there’s nothing romantic going on between the two and that their connection is based more on their senses of humor and the fact that they’re both going through what could be considered tough times right now.

A quiet New Year with close friends seemed to be the way to go this year …