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Samantha Ronson

Samantha Ronson is Singing Now

… And it sounds like she took lessons from a drunk Lindsay Lohan.

No, but really, as much as you guys think I’d rip this business all apart, I’m not going to. Nope. And you wanna know why? It’s because Samantha Ronson is singing. She’s singing in her own voice. With no lip track or auto-tune. And that’s way, way better than I can say for a lot of the artists out there like Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson. Because they cannot sing, despite the fact that they pretend so vehemently.

Yeah. Samantha Ronson’s no Adele, but you know what? I respect and admire her for what she’s doing here, even if it’s not my cup of tea.

Samantha Ronson Update: Hey! Whose Baby Is That?

Photo: Samantha Ronson and New Girlfriend Erin Foster Picnic at Coldwater Park

It looks like Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Samantha Ronson, is back in the swing of dating. So who’s the lucky lady? And more importantly, who does that baby belong to?

The Daily Mail and the ol’ photo wire both identify Sam’s trim blonde friend (they can share skinny-legged jeans!) as 29-year-old Erin Foster. Yeah, me neither. But after some digging, I see that she is the ex-stepsister of Brody Jenner. And she was on The O.C., too! So those are some things!

Anyway, the baby is apparently Foster’s niece. The couple took the kid to a park in Beverly Hills yesterday, and Ronson was always right there at the bottom of the slide, waiting to catch the kid. (D’aaawww.) In other photos, they’ve spread a towel or blanket on the grass, probably to have a picnic. And Ronson looks so happy in these photos! Hell, so does the baby.

In still other photos, Erin Foster and Samantha Ronson are both using the park’s wastebasket. I threw out those photos—it’s like, why?—but I thought you might want to know. Samantha Ronson never litters.

Sam Ronson Has A Sassy Mug Shot

A photo of Sam Ronson

Just look at all that sass! Do you think that Sam has been taking a few pointers from her girl, Lindsay? Because damn, she’s got that “I know I just got a DUI, suck it, bitches!” look down.

Oh, and as if this mug shot wasn’t enough, we also have some news that Sam’s friends aren’t even a little shocked by her arrest:

Sam Ronson’s DUI comes as no surprise to her friends … who have been worried that Sam has “not been acting like herself” lately … sources extremely close to the DJ tell TMZ.

We’re told … in the past couple of months, Ronson has been hitting the nightclubs A LOT harder than she used to — and for more than just work — staying out longer hours … and boozing more than ever.

Sources connected to Sam tell us … even her ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan felt things were getting bad with Sam … and she decided to minimize her contact with the DJ because she felt Sam wouldn’t be a positive influence.

TMZ broke the story … Ronson was arrested for DUI on her drive from Vegas to L.A. yesterday … and law enforcement sources tell us her blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.

So now it turns out that her BAC was more than twice the legal limit? Well, that changes things a little bit, doesn’t it, friends?

Image courtesy of TMZ