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Is this what Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling’s child will look like?

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are going to be having a baby soon, and the world is abuzz (yes, seriously) with discussions of what their potential offspring might look like. They’re both good looking people, so will they create good looking kids, or will their hotness sorta cancel one another out and create an absolute minger?

According to forensic artist Joe Mullins, their kid should be okay. Here’s a computer composite of what a boy or girl might look like in a few years:

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Not bad, right? It kinda just looks like younger versions of both of them rather than combinations. The boy, especially.

Anyhow, how are you all coping with the pregnancy news? I know it’s not all what we wanted or expected, but everything happens for a reason. This must be the way things are meant to be. Deep breaths.

On a serious level, why does everyone shit all over Eva Mendes so much? Like, I know she’s nothing special, but neither is he, so why is it that she “doesn’t deserve him”? This is a legit question – I don’t know much about her at all, so please fill me in.

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Is Eva Mendes pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby?!

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UPDATE: This is apparently confirmed! Eva is said to be 7 months along, as well, so we’ll be getting a baby Gosling before summer’s end, if that’s true!

STOP THE PRESSES, because apparently Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, the couple who everyone forgot was together (and was hoping weren’t) are apparently having a baby together. This, of course, should be taken with a grain of salt – some “anonymous source” told OK! all about it.

Women of the world who dream of having Ryan Gosling‘s baby: Eva Mendes has beat you to the punch! The actress is seven months pregnant with Ryan, and she couldn’t be happier. “She’s been ready for motherhood for a while now,” an insider tells OK!, “and to be sharing this experience with Ryan is a dream come true for her!”

It’s been tough to keep up with Eva and Ryan’s relationship. The couple, who started dating in 2011 after co-starring as parents in The Place Beyond the Pines, have been on-again, off-again for the last year, but the baby news is giving their relationship a new sense of direction. “Ryan grew up without a dad, so he always said when he had kids, he’d be there no matter what,” a source says. “This is it for him.”

That promise might not be enough for Eva. Insiders say she’s determined to make their family status official before the baby comes. “Ryan doesn’t think they need to marry just because they are having a baby, but Eva believes it’s important to have their lives fully intertwined,” says a source. Are there wedding bells and a bundle of joy on the way? Only time will tell!

Look, this is probably BS – just like that story of Ryan adopting a baby that he then lost custody of 6 months later or whatever it was. However, if it is, I guess that’s my hopes of him reuniting with Rachel McAdams dashed. Congrats, I guess?

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Haven’t Broken Up, Everyone!

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Press pause on your DVD of The Notebook and scratch out those hearts you were drawing with “[Your Name] + Ryan Gosling = True Love 4 Eva” on your notebooks, because it turns out all those rumours of Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes deciding to call it quits are false! That is, at least according to a rep for Eva, who has everything to gain by trying to keep her ass in the spotlight for SOMETHING.

Ryan and Eva have been doing this dating song and dance for a while now, but they haven’t been seen together in public for a long ass time and it’s been claimed that they decided to split because they have very different views on Hollywood life – basically that Eva wants to get her swerve on in the limelight and Ryan isn’t all that bothered about that showbiz mumbo jumbo.

From E! Online:

Despite new reports which claim the couple, who were first romantically linked in September 2011, called it quits over the holidays, Eva’s rep tells E! News the latest breakup reports are just another round of rumors.

Sorry, not buying it – I wanna see the receipts! It’s easy to keep telling the press all is well to keep interest up in paparazzi following her around hoping for a sighting of the pair of them, etc. I mean, look – it’s no one’s business who’s dating whom or any of that bullshit, but don’t try to play dumb, just come clean with it!

Of course, I could be wrong here and they could be totally loved up and unable to get enough of each other… but my money’s on their single status.

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Don’t Ask Ryan Gosling To Sign Anything That Isn’t A Photo

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Ryan Gosling is everyone’s favorite sweet lil dreamboat, so this tabloid story about his bad behavior had me laughing. It just sounds so silly. Basically, if you ask Ryan Gosling to sign a piece of paper — or anything but a photo of him — he’ll throw a tantrum and won’t do it. (Reminds me of that Mila Kunis story.) Here’s the goss from the Inquirer:

… RYAN GOSLING was about to board a flight at JFK when a professional autograph collector ran up, shoved sheets of white paper at him and asked for autographs.

Said Ryan: “What are these? I don’t sign pieces of paper. I sign my autograph on photos! Where are your photos?”

Whined the signature hound: “How did I know you’d be here? I was waiting for other celebs flying today. But tell you what – I’ll download and attach your photos after you sign these.”

Snapped Ryan: “I can’t just sign my name on a white piece of paper!”

Stammered the autograph hound: “But what’s the difference?”

Said Ryan: “The difference is…I’m leaving. BYE!”

They describe him like he’s Zoolander (“What is this? A center for ANTS?!”). I’m not saying that Mr. Gosling isn’t capable of diva behavior, I’m just saying I doubt he sounds like a Ben Stiller or Will Ferrell character. But who knows? Hey, how about someone try this again with him and report back?

Happy New Year!

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The 25 Hottest Actors of 2013

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Never mind that it’s only August. Zimbio polled their readers and came up with the hottest 25 actors of 2013. Here’s who they are. Where do you stand? Do you agree or disagree? Number one was surprising to me, in the, “let pause and think, ‘…really?’” way. And can you guess who made the top 10 that also made the top 10 in the Ugliest Men list?

25. Alexander Skarsgard
24. Zac Efron
23. Chris Evans
22. Paul Walker
21. James Franco
20. Ben Affleck
19. Robert Downey Jr.
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
17. Jake Gyllenhaal
16. Liam Hemsworth
15. Ian Somerhalder
14. Orlando Bloom
13. George Clooney
12. Henry Cavill
11. Gerard Butler
10. Channing Tatum
9. Brad Pitt
8. Chris Hemsworth
7. Josh Duhamel
6. Johnny Depp
5. Bradley Cooper
4. Hugh Jackman
3. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling
1. Chris Pine

Ryan Gosling May Have Made A Huge Mistake

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating and every time I realize this I am surprised. It’s like when you remember an actor who was in a film you saw a long time ago and think, “Oh wow, that’s right, I totally forgot he was in that.”

They’re also working together. Mr. Gosling is directing his girlfriend in his film How To Catch A Monster that is not based on a Goosebumps book but really should be. And in the words of the Bluth family he might be thinking, “…I’ve made a huge mistake.”

From National Enquirer:

Ryan, 32, is directing his 39-year-old Latina squeeze Eva in his directorial debut, “How To Catch a Monster,” spending the spring filming on location in Detroit. He’s gone out of his way not to give his gorgeous girlfriend any special treatment on the set, but sources say he’s gone overboard.

“Ryan’s been harder on Eva [that's what she said] than any of the other actors in the film,” said a friend. “He’s ordered multiple takes of her scenes. Eva is going along with it, but she can’t help asking herself, ‘Is he just doing this to show he’s in charge?’

“I think they both realize now it would have been better for Ryan to go it alone on this film, and for Eva to just visit him on the set.”

Back to the first paragraph, gotta love they feel they have to mention that Mendes is “latina” as though that’s her whole identity and she should be categorized. Or like we forgot. Anyway apparently they were going to marry in the fall but that may not happen due to all of this angst. Also, there’s this, my favorite part of this entire story, and out of any other story:

Making matters worse, Ryan’s still convinced Eva has a crush on “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star Larry David! As we recently reported, Ryan hit the roof after Eva accidentally sent the chrome-domed comic a gushing text – that was meant for someone else.

I’m guessing this was Larry David’s reaction:

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Even ‘Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Has The Hots For Ryan Gosling

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Matt Smith is appearing in Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut How To Catch a Monster, so he’s had some up close and personal time with the cereal-refusing heartthrob and even Doctor Who isn’t immune to his charms. Or, you know, his sexy bod.

From Total Film magazine (via DS):

“I have admired his abdominals in Crazy Stupid Love. Yes, he’s a very handsome man, that’s for sure.”

Smith, who recently shaved his head for the movie, went on to speak of his delight to be working with Gosling.

He added: “He’s cool. He’s bright, you know. He’s got a really clear, really brilliant vision for his film. And I’m a huge fan of his work as an actor. I think he makes brilliant choices.”

This is a dream in slash fiction writer’s heaven. I’m sure there’s actually already stories out there about these two, actually, because you know the rule of the Internet: if you can imagine it, it exists. I found this out a few years ago when a really weird conversation led me to search for “Harry Potter and Fawkes fanfic” (Fawkes being Dumbledore’s phoenix) and yes, it exists. And it’s NC-17. Spare yourself.

Does anyone NOT like Ryan Gosling, though?