Tobey Maguire, his wife Jennifer and their kids went to Mr. Bone’s Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles today (and thankfully this fucking Halloween bullshit will be over before we know it because I’ve about had it up to here with looking at pictures of famous people and their dumb babies picking out pumpkins.) They looked like a normal family (except of course for the fact that they were being photographed the whole time), down to dad awkwardly pushing a huge stoller and their little girl picking her nose and pouting. Really, what’s more American than that?
Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart out for a stroll in West Hollywood.
Ruby is very interested in her hands.
And the tank top tucked into the jeans that Jennifer’s rocking? I actually really like that look. I know I shouldn’t, but I do. I think it’s because I have stomach envy. I mean, some women store fat in their arms, some women store it in their legs, some in their butt. I store fat in my stomach. It’s like my body’s Fort Knox of fat. No matter what I do, I can’t lose my tummy fat. Thus I could never look cute like that. Maybe that’s why I like that look so much.