Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rosie O'Donnell Is Fat

Open Letter to Rosie O’Donnell

Dear Rosie, Children who are conscripted into the armies of the world have no choice. They are drugged up, given weapons and threatened with their lives to fight for causes that they...

Rosie Cares About Babies

Rosie isn’t going to bother Elizabeth anymore about current affairs. The left and right wingers usually spar over issues such as abortion, the war in Iraq and Georgie B. in...

Rosie’s Greedy Farewell

So Rosie isn’t leaving “The View” because of any on-set drama, controversy, or anything really exciting to write about. She is leaving because of money. I’m guessing...

Replacing Rosie

I don’t watch The View, but even I can see replacing her entertainment value will be tough. Here are my suggestions on who should fill those giant shoes: Tyra BanksI don’t...

Is Ro-Ro Leaving The View?

TMZ says yes. She’ll reportedly announce her departure tomorrow morning. It would be so sad if she left. Who would give her a daily, national podium from which to involve herself in...

Rosie Type-Cast

Sometimes you need a pick me up, don’t you? This may be the worst movie ever, in the history of the world, and it has Rosie pretending to be mentally retarded. Only, actually, she...

Rosie Rocks Star Search

Amidst all the shit Rosie’s been giving AmIdol lately, it’s come to my attention that she got her start on Star Search. So of course I had to look for a YouTube clip of it. And...

AmIdol Fights Back!

Too funny. American Idol has barred The View from using clips from the show, after Rosie O’Donnell mouthed off about them one too many times. I guess the number-one show in the...

Rosie, Leave The Cute Ones Alone

Sources at Page Six (I have sources too but they mostly deliver my cable bill) have revealed that Rosie O’Donnell is in another tiff. The issue was an on-air disagreement between...