Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Rosie O'Donnell Is Fat

Open Letter to Rosie O’Donnell

Dear Rosie, Children who are conscripted into the armies of the world have no choice. They are drugged up, given weapons and threatened with their lives to fight for causes that they themselves don’t even really understand. I have a book that you need to read. “A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier.” Hopefully after reading...

Rosie Cares About Babies

Rosie isn’t going to bother Elizabeth anymore about current affairs. The left and right wingers usually spar over issues such as abortion, the war in Iraq and Georgie B. in general. Rosie today decided to call a truce on her crazy blog since Elizabeth is preggers and she doesn’t want to upset the unborn fetus. on the view u have seen...

Rosie’s Greedy Farewell

So Rosie isn’t leaving “The View” because of any on-set drama, controversy, or anything really exciting to write about. She is leaving because of money. I’m guessing they already pay her a lot to do her job so I’m a little peeved. I liked Rosie on “The View.” I think the show is going to be hard-pressed to...

Replacing Rosie

I don’t watch The View, but even I can see replacing her entertainment value will be tough. Here are my suggestions on who should fill those giant shoes: Tyra BanksI don’t think anyone watches her current show and she could talk about how hard modeling is (with the walking and the posing). Courteney CoxSee above but replace...