Ugh, I’m such a bitch. Here we are with this brand new story about how the beautiful bond between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has finally been mended, and I go naysaying the whole thing. I mean, it’s from The Sun, and it’s not like The Sun has never had one single true story. I think. Maybe.
Anyway, here’s the story, and I’ll let you guys decide how true it is, all right?
TWILIGHT hunk Robert Pattinson and love cheat co-star Kristen Stewart have become an item again — just months after he walked out on her.
R-Patz, 26, was last night revealed to have had a heart-to-heart with the tearful Hollywood beauty, 22, and forgiven her “stupid mistake”.
A source told how the smitten Brit had set up home with the brunette once more — adding: “They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.”
Betrayed R-Patz quit their Hollywood home in June over snaps of Kristen cheating on him with another Brit — married film director Rupert Sanders, 41. Heartbroken R-Patz went to stay at Reese Witherspoon’s California ranch, where Kristen’s dad John begged him to patch things up with his daughter. R-Patz — already shaken by Twilight fans’ online vitriol against her — finally relented.
Just days ago, Kristen — who wore one of her ex’s tops to fly to Toronto, Canada, to plug her new movie On The Road — jetted back to join him at the ranch.
The source confirmed: “Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. After a lot of long tearful talks, they’ve worked it out. Rob can see how truly sorry Kristen is and has totally forgiven her. They really do love each other.”
The pair have now moved into a secluded pad in the same Los Angeles compound where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a place.
Kristen and R-Patz are due to appear on the red carpet together in November for the final Twilight film Breaking Dawn — Part 2.
The source said: “For now they are focusing on themselves.”
This is just the best. The consistent use of “R-Patz” and the introduction of Kristen Stewart as R-Patz’s “love cheat co-star,” and the very chill way they apparently “pretty much decided that they couldn’t live without each other” make for a very compelling story, it’s true, but I don’t know. I just don’t buy it. I think the glory days of R-Patz and K-Stew are over, I really do.
Where are your hearts on this matter?