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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart May Have Broken Up Again

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RPattz and KStew are a match made in cheating vampire heaven, and there’s nothing that can tear them apart. Well, not for long, anyway. For now, however, not even Grandma’s pearl ring can keep them together and they’ve decided to call it quits long enough for Kristen to hook up with Rupert Sanders again and for Rob to perform an emo acoustic set at some seedy LA open mic night. In other words, it’s not forever.

From People:

As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEOPLE that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits after more than three years of dating. Reps for the two could not be reached.

But the source says it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair got back together again.

The news follows online reports that Pattinson ditched out on his 27th birthday plans arranged by Stewart.

Oh my God, how could this be happening? More importantly, will Nutty Madam issue a statement? One can hope so. Speaking of hopes, I’m not giving up on the OTP that is KStew/TNast.

Robert Pattinson May Have Given Kristen Stewart His Grandmother’s Pearl Ring

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It was Kristen Stewart‘s 23rd birthday last week, and to celebrate,  on-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson apparently decided it was a good opportunity to hand over a precious family heirloom: his grandmother’s pearl ring. Apparently he didn’t bother to put it in a box or leave a card or anything, he just wrapped some tissue around it and slipped it through her mailbox, which is a surefire way to get something thrown in the trash, in my books.

Anyway, here’s the scoop from OK Magazine:

“Rob gave Kristen his grandmother’s treasured pearl ring,” a source said.

“He just casually wrapped it in tissue, put it in an envelope and slipped it into her mailbox. No note, no words, just the ring. It was a huge statement on Rob’s part symbolising his full forgiveness of Kristen and his renewed trust in her future.”

Pattinson also bought Stewart a number of other gifts, including a pen worth $53,000 to add to her collection.

The insider added: “There was the latest chain and bracelet set from Versace, and a Hermès silk scarf.

“He also managed to get hold of an original vinyl copy of her favorite Van Morrison song, ‘Madame George’.”

There are so many things to “LOL” and “WTF?” about here. First of all, a $53,000  pen? I begrudge spending $1.99 on a pack of Bics. Second of all, ‘Madame George’ is KStew’s favourite Van Morrison song? ‘Beside You’ is a way better track on Astral Weeks, but to each her own, I guess.

This story is probably total bullshit anyway, and KStew doesn’t really seem like the diamonds and pearls type (?D to the I to the A to the M…?), but whatever.

Robert Pattinson Might Be Living with Kristen Stewart Again

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Robert Pattinson finished with Kristen Stewart a while ago, but if there’s one thing we all know, it’s that Robsten is unbroken. Or… something. People just won’t let these two break up like they were always going to do anyway, and now that they’ve been seen in the same place again – namely, the birthday party for Katy Perry‘s assistant (and Kristen’s possible LOVAH), Tamra Natisin. Because two people can’t be in the same place without f-cking, didn’t you know?

Now some source has gone over to Hollywood Life and started spouting off about how Rob’s living at Kristen’s again and there’s even wedding bells in their future. Well, that’s the most untrue (and disastrous) bullshit I’ve heard in a while:

A friend of Kristen’s tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY, “Rob is living at Kristen’s. He considers it his home, Kristen’s there, their dogs are there and most of his stuff is there — that is whatever is most important to him. He considers Kristen’s home, his home too. I guess his home is where is heart is. And right from the get go Kristen made it clear that it was also his home.”

Our insider says that Rob, 26, and Kristen, 22, are recovering from their trial separation quite nicely. “Again they have been inseparable since Rob’s gotten back. I think the distance did them good. Rob isn’t showing any signs of needing any sort of space from Kristen, that’s for sure.”

As previously reported, a source close to KStew told us that she’s regained her confidence in the relationship. “Kristen is confident that her relationship With Rob is stronger than ever and has no problem whatsoever with Rob wanting to take things slow. They have been together pretty much non-stop since he’s been back. He has just only arrived but the first person he wanted to see and spend time with is Kristen, and of course Bear and Bernie.”

Listen, I like Rob and I like Kristen (or at least don’t give enough of a shit about them to hate them) but this is just not going to work. Kristen is too much of a stone cold butch bitch to cater to Rob’s emo ways (LOVE U, ROB) and she’s also GAYYYYYYYY (or maybe that’s just wishful thinking). Sorry, I’m Team Tamsten on this one. I mean, come on: