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7Robert Pattinson Will Forgive Kristen Stewart If She Agrees to Marry Him

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

First of all, no. No, Robert Pattinson will not forgive Kristen Stewart if she agrees to marry him, because Robert Pattinson would never be that manipulative and creepy and weird. Sorry, but no, he would not. Sorry to shoot this whole story down before I even tell you guys about it, but it’s important not to get too hopeful about this, all right?

Ok, now here’s the story:

According to friends close to the pair he’s agreed to give their relationship one more try so long as she considers marrying him.

My source revealed: “Rob told Kristen the only way he can forgive her affair is if she truly commits to him. Rob has been keen to marry Kristen for quite a while and he doesn’t want to get back with her unless he knows she means it for life too. Although Kristen broke Rob’s heart he has realised he can’t live without her. He never stopped loving her and he believes she still loves him. He is desperate to make it work and wants to give her another chance but not unless she proves she really wants it too.”

Rob is now keen to move forward and has issued the ultimatum – marriage or it’s over. But in a storyline that mirrors that of their Twilight characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, Kristen is less keen on walking down the aisle.

My spy told me: “They have both talked openly about marriage before and she’s been telling him for years that she doesn’t want to rush into anything. But Kristen will do anything to get back with Rob now and one of the conditions is to discuss getting married and the future. Rob is very romantic and traditional.”

The troubled couple are believed to be at a secret location in LA sorting through their problems.

I do believe that, against my advice, Rob has agreed to try to patch things up with Kristen. And I do believe that he would have loved to marry Kristen, and he might still want to marry her, but not like this. Robert Pattinson is a lot of things, but he’s not That Guy.

But where do you guys stand with this whole relationship these days?

September 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily

10So, Hey, Kristen and Rob Really Are Back Together!

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart back together pictures
From People:

Speculation of a possible reconciliation between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson has been swirling since the news broke that she cheated on him with director Rupert Sanders – and PEOPLE has learned that the couple did recently reunite.

Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.

And, according to an insider, the Twilight hunk’s pals “think they’ll be a couple again.”

While Pattinson was completely heartbroken over the split, says another source, moving on is “easier said than done … and clearly harder than expected.”

And then earlier today, Hollywood Life claims that Rob is most definitely taking her back, and more of those wonderful friends who can’t keep their mouths shut to save anyone’s life continue revealing big secrets like why Rob is throwing all caution to the wind and hoping that the creep-tastic Rupert Sanders didn’t give Kristen some kind of weird, buck-toothed STD because now he wants to go spelunking in her vadge-cave all over again:

“He started thinking nobody else would understand his life,” a source says. “His rational voice told him not to toss a three-year relationship for one infidelity.” Rob has even decided to start letting Kristen come visit him while he’s staying at his friend’s LA pad. “They have a very deep connection,” the source says. “Plus, they’re young. All relationships at that age have drama.” Adding that they had a “dramatic” makeup.

So, for all of you (ahem, me) who were rooting for these two to get over their respective heartaches and get back together, it looks like it’s going to happen. It totally looks like it’s going to happen. And to those who said, “No! Rob! Don’t take Kristen Stewart back, WAHHHHHHH,” well. What do you have to say for this situation now, huh?

September 19, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

8Rob and Kristen Are Back Together, According to A Totally Reliable Tabloid

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Ugh, I’m such a bitch. Here we are with this brand new story about how the beautiful bond between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has finally been mended, and I go naysaying the whole thing. I mean, it’s from The Sun, and it’s not like The Sun has never had one single true story. I think. Maybe.

Anyway, here’s the story, and I’ll let you guys decide how true it is, all right?

TWILIGHT hunk Robert Pattinson and love cheat co-star Kristen Stewart have become an item again — just months after he walked out on her.

R-Patz, 26, was last night revealed to have had a heart-to-heart with the tearful Hollywood beauty, 22, and forgiven her “stupid mistake”.

A source told how the smitten Brit had set up home with the brunette once more — adding: “They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other. Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.”

Betrayed R-Patz quit their Hollywood home in June over snaps of Kristen cheating on him with another Brit — married film director Rupert Sanders, 41. Heartbroken R-Patz went to stay at Reese Witherspoon’s California ranch, where Kristen’s dad John begged him to patch things up with his daughter. R-Patz — already shaken by Twilight fans’ online vitriol against her — finally relented.

Just days ago, Kristen — who wore one of her ex’s tops to fly to Toronto, Canada, to plug her new movie On The Road — jetted back to join him at the ranch.

The source confirmed: “Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. After a lot of long tearful talks, they’ve worked it out. Rob can see how truly sorry Kristen is and has totally forgiven her. They really do love each other.”

The pair have now moved into a secluded pad in the same Los Angeles compound where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a place.

Kristen and R-Patz are due to appear on the red carpet together in November for the final Twilight film Breaking Dawn — Part 2.

The source said: “For now they are focusing on themselves.”

This is just the best. The consistent use of “R-Patz” and the introduction of Kristen Stewart as R-Patz’s “love cheat co-star,” and the very chill way they apparently “pretty much decided that they couldn’t live without each other” make for a very compelling story, it’s true, but I don’t know. I just don’t buy it. I think the glory days of R-Patz and K-Stew are over, I really do.

Where are your hearts on this matter?

September 16, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Emily

7This Video Totally Proves That Kristen Stewart Never Cheated on Robert Pattinson

Thank goodness. I’m so glad that someone finally made a video of those photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders with lots of lines and some weird thing about feet and circles around flowers and fences and all. I’m just like, why did no one do this earlier? If someone could have so easily proved that the love between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson really is pure and unbreakable, then why are we just now seeing that?

I guess I shouldn’t be so suspicious after this kind person has fixed my entire soul with this superb video (and with the help of a Bowie song!), it’s just that we’ve all been so broken for the past couple of months, and it’s obviously been for no reason. It’s hard to forget all the pain that we’ve been through, but I suppose that now there’s nothing left to do but rebuild. So let’s start, friends. Together.

September 14, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily

1We’ll Have Seen the Breaking Dawn Part 2 in its Entirety After All These Teasers. Oh! And Blind Items, Revealed!

Look! It’s yet another teaser trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 2! And just in time for a blind item to be revealed—Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are said to be appearing at tomorrow night’s VMAs. Together. About that blind item, if you haven’t already heard about it, two stars who’ve been on the outs are allegedly in the process of reuniting, and while most of you guys who voiced your opinions on it are all in agreement that it’s got to be Chris Brown and Rihanna (uck), I’m still holding out hope for Kristen and Rob. Here’s part of the blind:

Despite the bad press, despite the criticism of fans, despite the ridicule that would be heaped upon them when they finally reunite in public together as a couple, they simply don’t care.

With the pair already sharing the same bed again, all bets hedge on them walking the red carpet together very, very soon…

Oh! Oh! And here’s what Monsters & Critics have to say about a possible Kristen-Rob reunion via MTV VMAs:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will both appear at the MTV Video Music Awards.

The ‘Twilight Saga’ co-stars and former off screen couple had been due to present an award together at the event at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Thursday (06.09.12) but after Kristen cheated on Robert, their presence was put in doubt.

However, MTV VMA host Kevin Hart believes both will still attend in order to promote the final movie in the vampire series ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′.

He told BANG Showbiz: ‘From what I understand they’re both still gonna be here. I’m not really up to speed on the whole soap opera that’s been going on between them. I know they’ve got a movie to promote. ‘Twilight’s coming out so it makes sense for them to show up at the VMAs if you ask me.”

Guys. Guys! Wouldn’t it be romantic if they let the world know of their rekindled flame at the MTV VMAs? Because it would be so, so romantic. I would love this so hard.

Please, please God let this happen, and I’ll never ask for another thing in life again EVER.

September 5, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

28Kristen Stewart Isn’t Invited to The Breaking Dawn Premiere

A photo of Kristen Stewart

Well, ok, this is a little more complicated than that, but I can’t really put the story in the headline, now can I? So let me break it down for you here: people really need to start planning the promotional tour for Breaking Dawn Part 2. At the moment, they’re holding off to see if Rob and Kristen can reconcile just in time for a lovely, happy ending of a movie premiere, but it really doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. And if they don’t make up soon, then Kristen’s going to be replaced. By Ashley Greene.

Ashley Greene, if you’ll recall, plays Alice, Edward’s wacky psychic sister. If things don’t shape up soon, she’ll be the one doing interviews with Robert Pattinson and walking the red carpet with Robert Pattinson and generally looking uncomfortable with Robert Pattinson. Because goodness knows we need a young attractive female front and center at all times.

But really, isn’t this kind of ridiculous? I get that they might want to keep Robert and Kristen separated: she would probably be a big sad pile of awkwardness and regret, and it would just be way too uncomfortable to see her try to interact with Rob and to see him try to deal with it. And I can even understand the idea of putting the spotlight more on Rob, since he’s the innocent heartbroken heartthrob here. But throwing Ashley Greene in the middle of all this? That’s just dumb. I’d much, much rather see Rob and Taylor Lautner walk the red carpet together, and it makes a whole lot more sense.

We always knew this whole Breaking Dawn premiere was going to be interesting, but if Ashley Greene is what makes it that way, then I don’t even want it anymore.

August 31, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily