Rihanna‘s been rocking red wigs for a minute now, and while she can work the hell out of a straight look, I am straight-up disturbed by the color/texture combo she had going on with the wig she wore out yesterday. Sure, I can see an Iman/Diana Ross thing going on there, but mostly I can’t help but think of one of the most famous villains in cartoon history, Sideshow Bob. Luckily for Ri, she’s a babe no matter what’s going on with her mane, but for the record: This is not a good look.

What do you think of Rihanna’s wig?

Love it – totally. My proclamation that Rihanna is one of the world’s hottest stands, and this series of photos totally confirms it.

But I still think her wide variety of red wigs are better left to collecting dust in Cher’s closet, because they totally do her no justice. She’s definitely way hotter with a natural color or, you know, just naked.

What female celebrity do you guys think has the best stems?

Remember way back when Chris Brown brutalized Rihanna in his car after some awards ceremony, resulting in an awful, nightmarish fugue of anger and publicity that lasted for, like, three months? And remember how someone from inside the police force or hospital leaked the abuse photos of Rihanna, and after all that, Chris became kind of a joke in the music industry, not to mention, oh, COMPLETELY SUCKING AT LIFE?

Well everyone still remembers, and because new photos of Rihanna from that night have hit the ‘net recently, someone decided that it’d also be a good idea to release a photo of Chris Brown’s ‘horrific’ injuries, which were taken at approximately the same time as Rihanna’s.

I thought the guy was a total douchebag before this photo, but now?  I’m just positive that he’s a complete monster, if there was any lingering doubts from before.

Photo via Media TakeOut

I used a photo of Rihanna because … I mean, she’d obviously win in this battle, right?  I don’t know, I’m super bad at fights and arguments and anything remotely aggressive, so you guys can check out these ladies’ Twitter fight and let me know the victor.

It all started when Ciara went on E!’s Fashion Police and said “I ran into her recently at a party. She wasn’t the nicest,” of Rihanna. She continued with “It’s crazy, because I’ve always loved and respected what she’s done in fashion. It wasn’t the most pleasant run-in.” Totally hurtful, right?  So when Rihanna heard that, she did the reasonable thing and addressed the issue on Twitter:

I know, Rihanna did two in a row, that doesn’t seem like the proper etiquette for this sort of thing, but Ciara hit the ground running with her reply:

That’s a little much for this stage of the battle, right?  But Rihanna went with it and got real:

Ciara could only type those two words through her tears, that’s what happened there. Don’t you just hate those girls like Rihanna, those girls who just take it from vague threats of violence to letting you know that you’re a failure in your whole life?  Rihanna probably felt bad after she realized that’s what she’d done, so she apologized:

Drawing this Twitter battle to a close, Ciara accepted the apology and the two are probably on an ice cream date right now, crying it out.

Sweet, right?

Is it just me, or has no one, in the history of cellphones, ever had something so interesting to show you that they needed to be like, “OMG, LOOK AT THIS!”? I’m sorry, for some reason, people wanting me to look at their cellphone to read some dumb text message or Tweet is my biggest pet peeve. And if it’s one of those Hipstamatic photos? Please. Just spare me the moment of having to pretend to care about your lame life.

Anyway, that’s exactly what Justin Bieber did to Rihanna yesterday at the NBA All-Star game. She was being a much better sport about it than I would have been (“Fuck off, Bieber!”) but that’s the kind of behavior I expect from a queen such as herself.

And check out these photos below and tell me that Biebs isn’t practically shitting himself with joy that he was seated next to RiRi. Hope Selena isn’t the jealous type.

Kanye West‘s video for “All of the Lights” premiered this week and HEY! It’s pretty good! I have no clue what the fuck’s supposed to be going on, but it’s not half bad! Maybe Kanye’s got that huge ego for a reason!

Directed by Hype Williams, the video opens with a little girl walking through the snowy Manhattan streets alone at night. Then she’s hit by “all of the lights” and what looks like it’s going to be a title sequence starts. It’s not a title sequence, it’s a flashy karaoke-esque series of lyrics. Then we see Kanye dancing around on top of a cop car and then finally, just about two and a half minutes in, RIHANNA SIDE BOOB FOR DAYS.

You know, I never did acid in my youth and I feel like my experimentation days are long behind me, but I would hope that if I did chose to drop some, my trip would look something like this. Especially the side boob part, because I love me some Rihanna side boob.