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Rihanna’s Getting Naked (Again) For the ‘Pour It Up’ Video

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Rihanna is always attempting new records at how few items of clothing she can wear in a music video, and ‘Pour It Up’ is no different. In a series of Instagram pictures (naturally), RiRi showed off her Marie Antoinette-era wig (WHY?) and some mesh bodysuit and other “outfits” from the video shoot. I don’t really get what’s happening or why, but all I know is I’ve seen so many headlines talking about how these are her “sexiest shots ever”, and I have to say… no.

Y’all know I like Rihanna, musically speaking, and I think she seems like she’d be a laugh to hang out with for, like, a few hours (until I got tired and wanted to go to bed at 10pm), but I kinda feel like it’s getting a little bit old. Girl, we know you love weed and you smoke it EVERYWHERE. We know you love sex. We know you have a hot body. Speaking of her body, though, glad to see she put on a few pounds – she was looking overly thin a few months back and she looks much healthier now.

I dunno, I just sorta feel like she needs a bit of a shake-up. Am I wrong? Are these pics totally hot?

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Sorry, Lady GaGa Won’t Be Working with Rihanna Anytime Soon

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I’m not sure where this rumour was born other than in the bowels of hell, but apparently word was going around that Lady GaGa and Rihanna were due to collaborate – or rather, that they’d already recorded a duet together. Interesting, but ultimately untrue, I’m afraid. Just because Rihanna recently claimed that she’d done a “monster collaboration” does not mean it was with our favourite atelier.

GaGa set the record straight during an interview with KIIS-FM, saying:

“Well, no, that’s not true. But, I mean, it’s a rumor, I guess. It’s a good rumor. I like Rihanna, so, it’s just not true.”

“Well, Rihanna is wonderful and I always like hanging out with her when I see her.”

I’m sure they totally hang out. Pfft. They’re like oil and water – GaGa is on so many uppers she can’t sit still, and Rihanna smokes so much weed she goes catatonic. I don’t particularly see that as a match made in friendship heaven, but who knows. Weirder things have happened.

You can listen to GaGa’s full interview here:

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Rihanna Actually Really Hates Partying

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Rihanna‘s life might seem like an endless stream of blunts, nudity and bad behaviour, but don’t get the wrong idea! She actually hates partying and the clubs and wearing high heels and all the stuff she does EVERY SINGLE DAY and feels the need to Instagram extensively. I don’t know how we could have possibly got the wrong idea from that!

Appearing on Alan Carr’s Chattyman (a pretty hilarious UK talkshow), Rihanna explained it as follows (via DS):

“I hate partying,” the singer confessed. “I don’t know if it’s my heels – I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it.”

The ‘Diamonds’ hit-maker added: “I don’t know if it’s because it’s the same music every night – maybe we need some more DJs.”

Rihanna said that she is still “celebrating every once in a while” as a reward for her hard work, but admitted personal leisure is restrained.

“I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s fucking pathetic.

“I tell you, I’m a bit of a square recently. Don’t feel bad for me, I’m good.”

Uh, WHAT? Her personal leisure is restrained? What universe does that happen in? Because it sure isn’t this one. I guess maybe she is always at the hotel and on her private jet getting messed up, so she’s not technically partying, but girl… come on.

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Detective Rihanna Solved an International Crime

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I mean, not purposely or anything, but that’s okay. Rihanna‘s been in Thailand for the past few days, Instagramming her every move, as you do. One of those pictures happened to be her posing with a slow loris, a cute ass animal that also happens to be on the endangered species list. Because of her picture, Thai authorities on Phuket went out to investigate and ended up arresting two dudes in possession of slow lorises, as they were involved with the exotic animal trade. Sweet!

From The AP:

“Phuket authorities were alerted to the picture (of Rihanna), and last night police arrested the two individuals who brought out the loris as a photo opportunity for tourists,” a Phuket district chief, Weera Kerdsirimongkon, said by telephone Sunday.

Police confiscated two lorises from the pair — a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old boy — who could face charges of possession of protected animals. The charge carries a penalty of up to four years in prison and a 40,000 baht ($1,300) fine.

Weera said authorities have tried for years to crack down on the problem of vendors exploiting wildlife, particularly in popular tourist areas where people pay to pose for pictures with elephants, orangutans and other animals.

“It’s like a cat-and-mouse game. But this time it’s bigger because a celebrity like Rihanna posted the picture, and there were more than 200,000 ‘likes’ from around the world,” he said.

Nice! Obviously Rihanna was just being her ~wild and crazy self~ by posting the pics, but still! Detective Rihanna is on the case!

Rihanna Loves Feedback From Her Fans

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Rihanna might be a stoner with poor taste in fashion and a penchant for abusive boyfriends, but she’s got a fantastically successful career, and she owes that all to the Rihanna Navy. If you’re nof familiar with the Navy, it’s probably because you’re not in it – it’s her fans, silly. In a new documentary that she put together with director Ron Howard and Budweiser (uh, weird combo there, but whatever…) called Half of Me, RiRi discusses her love for her fans and how much she enjoys their “feedback”:

I’m sure there’s something constructive somewhere in there, but the only feedback I see her getting on her Twitter and Instagram is along the lines of “Sit on my face and let me eat you out” or “Let me come inside you” – hardly artistic appreciation, though I suppose in a warped mind…

I’m a Rihanna fan, musically speaking, so it’s nice that she appreciates the people who bankroll her ridiculous lifestyle, I suppose!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week September 9-15

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Last time we celebrated the looks of Katy Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, and surprisingly, Lady Gaga. Who dazzled me this week, who disappointed, and who WTF’d my shit up? And do you agree or disagree? Let’s take a fashion journey. It was fashion week, after all.

LIGHTEN UP, IT'S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

LIGHTEN UP, IT’S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.

BEST: ???

WORST: ???

WTF: ???

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Here’s Rihanna with a Penis Bag…

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Rihanna got gifted with this dick bag – yes, a literal bag with a dick design on it – from Stella McCartney earlier this week, so of course she’s been taking it with her everywhere to pose with it and terrorize the masses. This is a grown woman doing this, by the way – I just want us all to remember that.  I mean, I know it’s Rihanna and therefore we should all lower our expectations of maturity and decency – and I say that as someone who loves me some RiRi – but this is just a mess. She’s even going for the Miley Cyrus tongue move! (RIP.)

Not much else to report about this one, really. Rihanna walked around posing with this thing all day. That’s the type of shit you would do with your friends, NOT in front of paparazzi and a ton of friends. Then again, I guess that just makes her ~carefree~, right? And on a side note, what’s with Stella even making this bag? Corny as shit, and I usually like her stuff.

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