2Rihanna Has a Stalker and He Just Broke Into Her House

From TMZ:

A man was arrested outside of Rihanna‘s Southern California home in the Pacific Palisades … after neighbors saw the guy snooping around and apprehended him … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us … the suspect has told police someone emailed him instructions on how to get into the home … so he rolled over to the property and followed the directions.

We’re told the instructions worked … because the man was able to get inside the home … where he allegedly snooped around for a while before neighbors noticed something was up.

Our sources tell us … neighbors went over to the home and confronted the man — and eventually detained him when they realized he didn’t belong there. Police were called to the scene and took the man into custody.

The man is currently being investigated for burglary.

There’s an update to this story, which is that the bro in question actually entered Rihanna‘s neighbours home, mistakenly thinking it was hers. Luckily she wasn’t there at the time – she’s off in Hawaii drinking, smoking weed and having sex with Chris Brown in some prolonged, debauched celebration of her 25th birthday, so she didn’t have to come in contact with the crazy.

It makes sense to me that Rihanna has a stalker, and frankly I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner. I mean, have you read some of the comments on her Instagram account? I’d be terrified to live my daily life if I was her (though I think she’s generally too stoned to care). The suspect is lucky Chris Brown wasn’t around – he would have gotten a good beating.

February 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

7Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)

If anyone lives every day as if it’s her last, it’s Rihanna. All she does is drink, smoke, party, go on vacation and hang out with Chris Brown, so I suppose any day could be her last. In any case, the above photo was posted to Rihanna’s friend Melissa Forde’s Instagram yesterday, fueling rumours that the singer is set to tie the knot with the rudest boy of all, if you will – Shit Town. I mean, Chris Brown. Sorry, typo.

Is Rihanna getting married? Not even she’s high enough for that, I would say, but I suppose you never know. Chances are she’s just wearing a tacky piece of jewellery and know that idiots on the Internet like to dissect every little think, so she’s pulling an Ashton Kutcher and punking us all.

In related idiotic news, Rihanna’s dad Ronald Fenty must be suffering brain damage after his years of drug addiction because he’d be “ecstatic” if Rihanna and Chris Brown married. I suppose woman beaters need to stick together and all. Anyway, here’s what came out of his mouth:

“I would be ecstatic. He’s a very old-fashioned kind of guy, with straight-up morals and he’s always been very decent to me.” (via Now)

These people make me lose my faith in humanity.

February 21, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

1Vin Diesel Is A Pretty Big Rihanna Fan, Apparently

Valentine’s Day is a pretty romantic holiday, and no man knows romance like Vin Diesel (or something). So how does he celebrate? He covers Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ and puts it on YouTube, apparently. The clip went viral last week, leading people to wonder… well, simply, why? Here’s why: It was a gift for his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez in lieu of a traditional Valentine’s Day card. That and he really likes Rihanna.

From People:

With the help of his daughter, Diesel obtained a mic and an amp while Jimenez was on a flight and “the rest is history,” he tells PEOPLE.

And the response his romantic video has been getting has been even better.

“People say ‘I didn’t know you were a Rihanna fan?’ ” he says. “How could you not be a fan of her voice, her gift.”

But while the actor says he’s been putting out fun singing videos “for years” – and sang in Strays and The Pacifier – he adds that “no one ever took it this [seriously].”

Bless his heart. I’m a Rihanna fan – not that I’d ever talk about her “gift”, per se, but whatever. After this, I’m definitely a Vin fan, as well.

February 20, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

9Rihanna Got a Bottle Thrown at Her Over Chris Brown

It’s a tale as old as time: Chris Brown and Rihanna get loved up, he beats her to a bloody pulp and they break up, they reunite and give each other weed for Valentine’s Day, they ignore each other in clubs and then Rihanna gets a Lucozade bottle thrown at her by an angry fan who thinks she shouldn’t be with America’s least favourite shit stain. That last part is exactly what happened this weekend in London after RiRi showed off her new “fashion collection” for the high street retailer River Island. We won’t even get into the “pieces” in that range, but let’s just say, it wasn’t good.

Anyway, via journalistic bible The Daily Mail:

Rihanna was left bleeding on a night out with party-girl Cara Delvingne after being bottled by a crazed fan who ‘screamed at her about Chris Brown’.

The Bajan singer ended her night at The Box nightclub with a cut knee after being ‘assaulted’ by the stranger, who hurled abuse at her regarding her union with Brown, outside the exclusive nightspot.

According to eye-witnesses, the injury came after the unidentified fan threw a bottle of Lucozade at the singer, before flinging a stream of insults about her on-off boyfriend.

In the commotion, Rihanna fell against a shop shutter and grazed her knee.

I mean, listen, no one deserves to be physically assaulted in any sense, but it’s a shame that bottle didn’t knock some damn sense into her at the same time. This is a bit of a non-story, really – after all, the bloody knee she got from falling into the shutter of a closed shop or whatever was minor at best. She’s probably hurt herself worse making mac and cheese during a munchie binge.

February 18, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

6Katy Perry Severs Rihanna Friendship

Katy Perry, despite what most people think, is a smart and thoughtful woman. Instead of hopping on the Welcome Back Chris Brown Express, she’s allegedly letting friends know that she doesn’t approve of Rihanna dating Chris Brown. The lovely Rihanna and the lovely Ms. Perry became friends after sitting together at last year’s Grammy Awards. Look, let’s make something clear: Katy Perry is not victim blaming. She’s not telling Rihanna not to date Chris Brown; she’s recognizing that this is a choice her friend is making and she’s stepping aside. On the other manicured hand, however, there were reports that Rihanna didn’t want to be Katy’s friend because of who Katy is dating, Mr. John Douche-Of-The-Universe-Now-And-Forever Mayer. When asked about it, Rihanna told Rolling Stone,

Katy Perry can date anyone she wants.  Besides, who the f-ck am I to say anything?  I could never given relationship advice to anybody!

Oh my. Was Rihanna taking a dig at herself there?

All we know for sure is that Perry and Mayer sat nowhere near Rihanna and Brown and there was no interaction. We also know that Ms. Perry did not once compliment Chris Brown. And who would do that? Oh, right, someone like you.

Via US Weekly.

February 14, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

5Rihanna Cries In Her Bathtub For The ‘Stay’ Video

Who here wants to watch Rihanna sulk in a bathtub for a little over four minutes? If you raised your hand, this is your lucky day because that’s exactly what the ‘Stay’ video delivers. Sitting in a tub of cloudy water, Rihanna cries, stares off into the distance and probably questions why she’s still with that asshole Chris Brown.

In all seriousness, ‘Stay’ is a great track and one of her strongest to date. Mikky Ekko features – apparently, he’s going to be a big deal soon. I just have to wonder – if she can spend thousands of dollars taking journalists on a private jet tour of the world, could she not have sunk a bit more cash into her own music video? But maybe that’s the point – the song is meant to be desolate and sad. Well, it’s certainly achieved that.

February 12, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer