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0Even Chris Brown’s Dad Doesn’t Want Him Near Rihanna

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Chris Brown is just basically awful in every way at this point (although he still isn’t even the #1 most hated celebrity — that goes to Gwyneth), and not a good boyfriend candidate for Rihanna. Though Brown claims they’re not together, I think it’s bullshit.

Even Chris Brown’s dad, Clinton Brown, says they’re back together and that it’s a bad idea. He told The New York Daily News,

I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together.

His phrasing suggests that they are in fact a couple again. He goes on to sort of explain why he is against it.

You have to have a balance in a relationship. You have to have someone who is spontaneous and whimsical but you also have to have someone who is grounded and logical. … Is that a given — that you can’t have fortune and fame without (death) being the end result?

Boy, that escalated quickly.

Not that Brown isn’t obviously capable of violence — we’ve seen he’s really adept at that — but it’s troubling when your own dad theorizes that your relationship could end you murdering the other person.

I don’t even know what to say about these two anymore.

April 29, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

1Rihanna Is Beefing With Ciara Again, Even Though It’s Pointless

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Rihanna and Ciara have had a minor run-in before on Twitter, but they kissed and made up and all was well… OR WAS IT? Apparently not, because now Rihanna’s talking shit about Ciara again, just as she (Ciara, that is) releases her new single ‘Body Party’ (which is a mixture of pretty hot and kinda not great). Apparently Ciara’s been getting asked about Rihanna a lot in recent interviews and Rihanna thinks it’s corny and that Ciara shouldn’t let that happen.

From RiRi’s Instagram page:

“Why am I still the main topic of her interviews!!”

“She don’t be shame tho? How she let em play her like that everytime?? It’s like, ‘yea I know you’re here to about (insert album title) but we wanna talk about a more relevant topic…Rihanna!!!

“Like she sits there and falls for it everytime!!!! #whurrisyopublicist.”

Don’t most artists get asked about other artists to whom they’re vaguely similar? It’s not really about getting played, it’s just kinda how shit goes, last time I checked.

I love Rihanna as much as the next person, but yo, homegirl needs to chill on social media. It’s just getting a little out of hand.

April 25, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Ciara, Rihanna

2What The Hell Is Rihanna’s Life?

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No one lives it up quite like Rihanna. She takes “old enough to know better, too young to care” to a whole new level and goes buckwild pretty much 24/7. On the one hand, she’s still able to do all this while maintaining worldwide pop superstardom, but on the other hand, how many uppers is she on, because I got up at 6 this morning and I’m already ready for a nap.

Continuing her stream of not giving a f-ck (or “phuck”, as she annoyingly insists on spelling it on social media), Rihanna has proved that she’s not pregnant with Chris Brown‘s monster by going on vacation and wearing skimpy bathing suits (no “bump” here, thanks!), smoking a whole lot of weed on 4/20, going to see some strippers and whatever other nonsense she can think of to waste her money on.

Below, a gallery of some of Rihanna’s latest exploits. Since she has so much money to throw around, think she’ll pay my rent for me next month?

April 23, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Rihanna

3Rihanna Pregnancy Rumors Run Rampant

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Rihanna cancelled some tour dates, so of course this must mean that she’s pregnant. That’s TMZ’s theory:

Rihanna came out of a medical building in Bev Hills Tuesday … and said she’s doing a lot better, but it’s done nothing to stop the pregnancy talk.

Rihanna has cancelled 4 concert dates on her Diamonds World Tour … which kicked off on March 8.

Sources connected to the singer told TMZ in early March she was suffering from a throat infection.  Thing is … it’s been more than a month now and there are clearly still issues.

Because the info coming from Rihanna’s camp has been sketchy … there have been a slew of tabloid stories speculating that she’s pregnant.

Lol, yeah, and you’re one of them.

She was just hanging out with Chris Brown last week and also posted photos of her “bus party.” As one astute Instagram follower pointed out:

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(The circled comment is “Yikes really looks like you have laryngitis…..”)


I don’t think she’s pregnant, I think she’s just burned out needs a break. What do you think?

April 17, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Rihanna

0Oh, Shit! Drake Says He Makes Better Music Than Chris Brown (And He Does)

drake chris brown rihannaBecause, of course, it’d be impossible for a star to just let another star’s shit talk to roll right off their backs without responding (especially in the hip hop world), Drake has hit back (pun intended, I guess) at Chris Brown for calling him gay and generally being a total shit stain. In this case, I think he gets a pass.

During an interview with the Keep It Thoro radio show, Drake basically said what we all know: his music’s better than Chris’s, he f-cked Rihanna and she liked it and… he’s willing to make peace?

“His insecurities are the fact that I make better music than him, that I’m more popping than him and that at one point in life the woman that he loves fell into my lap.

“I did what a real n***a would do and treated her with respect. We have an issue and it’s either gonna drag out, or maybe in ten years we’ll laugh about it over drinks. Just let us solve that shit.”

LOL. Well, okay. Drake cracks me up – he tries to go hard talking about dropping bodies and shit and then he rounds it all up by saying the equivalent of, “But we could totally work it out if he wants to talk about it.” Ever the peace maker, that Aubrey. (And reminds me of Big Ghost’s review of Take Care – if you haven’t read it, do yourself a favour.) But seriously – Drake’s music is SO much better than Brown’s. That alone should say everything there is to say.

April 14, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Drake, Rihanna

15Rihanna’s Twitter Is Incomprehensible; Also Posts Photo Laughing With Chris Brown

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Rihanna‘s tweets make no sense to me. I don’t understand what she’s tweeting. Like what does any of this mean?:

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The link goes to a photo of her wearing a yellow dress (see above).

But the worst is that yesterday she tweeted with a link to a photo of her and Chris Brown smiling and having a grand ole time. Here’s the tweet:

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Here is the photo:

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They allegedly just broke up, but whatever, friends totally cuddle in cars and take photos of themselves that they know are going to give them a lot of publicity.

So, whatever. Whatever Rihanna. Also it says a lot when Amanda Bynes’ tweets make more sense than yours. At least she’s direct.

April 11, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna