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Rihanna Pregnancy Rumors Run Rampant

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Rihanna cancelled some tour dates, so of course this must mean that she’s pregnant. That’s TMZ’s theory:

Rihanna came out of a medical building in Bev Hills Tuesday … and said she’s doing a lot better, but it’s done nothing to stop the pregnancy talk.

Rihanna has cancelled 4 concert dates on her Diamonds World Tour … which kicked off on March 8.

Sources connected to the singer told TMZ in early March she was suffering from a throat infection.  Thing is … it’s been more than a month now and there are clearly still issues.

Because the info coming from Rihanna’s camp has been sketchy … there have been a slew of tabloid stories speculating that she’s pregnant.

Lol, yeah, and you’re one of them.

She was just hanging out with Chris Brown last week and also posted photos of her “bus party.” As one astute Instagram follower pointed out:

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(The circled comment is “Yikes really looks like you have laryngitis…..”)

HAHAHA!

I don’t think she’s pregnant, I think she’s just burned out needs a break. What do you think?

Oh, Shit! Drake Says He Makes Better Music Than Chris Brown (And He Does)

drake chris brown rihannaBecause, of course, it’d be impossible for a star to just let another star’s shit talk to roll right off their backs without responding (especially in the hip hop world), Drake has hit back (pun intended, I guess) at Chris Brown for calling him gay and generally being a total shit stain. In this case, I think he gets a pass.

During an interview with the Keep It Thoro radio show, Drake basically said what we all know: his music’s better than Chris’s, he f-cked Rihanna and she liked it and… he’s willing to make peace?

“His insecurities are the fact that I make better music than him, that I’m more popping than him and that at one point in life the woman that he loves fell into my lap.

“I did what a real n***a would do and treated her with respect. We have an issue and it’s either gonna drag out, or maybe in ten years we’ll laugh about it over drinks. Just let us solve that shit.”

LOL. Well, okay. Drake cracks me up – he tries to go hard talking about dropping bodies and shit and then he rounds it all up by saying the equivalent of, “But we could totally work it out if he wants to talk about it.” Ever the peace maker, that Aubrey. (And reminds me of Big Ghost’s review of Take Care – if you haven’t read it, do yourself a favour.) But seriously – Drake’s music is SO much better than Brown’s. That alone should say everything there is to say.

Rihanna’s Twitter Is Incomprehensible; Also Posts Photo Laughing With Chris Brown

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Rihanna‘s tweets make no sense to me. I don’t understand what she’s tweeting. Like what does any of this mean?:

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The link goes to a photo of her wearing a yellow dress (see above).

But the worst is that yesterday she tweeted with a link to a photo of her and Chris Brown smiling and having a grand ole time. Here’s the tweet:

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Here is the photo:

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They allegedly just broke up, but whatever, friends totally cuddle in cars and take photos of themselves that they know are going to give them a lot of publicity.

So, whatever. Whatever Rihanna. Also it says a lot when Amanda Bynes’ tweets make more sense than yours. At least she’s direct.

Did Rihanna And Chris Brown Break Up For Real?

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Rihanna and Chris Brown, maybe the most annoying couple ever, have apparently broken up (again). They’ve been dating for a while, then said they weren’t but were still seeing each other, and now E! News says they have a source who confirms that it’s really over. Let’s hear it:

We can finally close the cluttered chapter of our Rihanna and Chris Brownscrapbooks, because it’s officially over…for now.

A source exclusive to E! News has confirmed the couple’s split after a tireless frenzy of are-they-or-aren’t-they tailchasing. Per the insider, RiRi will always love Chris but has moved on and is reshifting her focus to her career and business ventures.

Currently running the final legs of her international Diamonds tour while spending solo time with her “mini tour family” and conceptualizing new creative ideas for future shows, the superstar is also working toward launching a new perfume and continuing with her ongoing fashion campaigns.

And Chris Brown now has solo time to shift his focus to things like harassing Drake and praying for Justin Bieber. So really, this works out for everyone!

What do you think? Do you think that

a. They’re still together.
b. They’re done.
c. They’re done…for now.
d. They’re done…forever.
e. I am done with them.

Chris Brown Is Calling Drake Gay Now, I Guess

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I’d rather be gay than, well, most things – but definitely rather than being a total woman-beating shit stain, but apparently Chris Brown disagrees. Still mad that Drake got down Rihanna‘s pants ages ago, he decided to lash out at him in a remix of Young Jeezy’s ‘R.I.P’ – because the best way to prove you’re totally secure in your own manhood and not at all jealous that your girlfriend went elsewhere is to call that same dude – who also beat your ass once already -  gay. Of course.

Here’s some of Brown’s choice lyrics, which are not only poignant, but also deeply poetic:

“Dearly departed, I bought a plane I departed/ And if you started from the bottom, go on and come out the closet”

Well, okay. Considering that Drake is pretty shamelessly emo as hell, I doubt he’d have any problems coming out of the closet, if said closet existed – especially since fellow artists like Frank Ocean and Lil B have already set the precedent of acceptance in the hip hop community. Also, shut the fuck up, Chris. Seriously, just lock your lips up and throw away the key for good.

Feel free to listen to this utter garbage below (thanks, DramaLikeTheDJ):

Love The Way You Lie: Chris Brown Claims That He And Rihanna Are Not Together

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Chris Brown and Rihanna are going to frustrate everyone with their relationship until they break up for good. And for one shining, glimmering moment of hope, it seemed that maybe they were done.

Chris “I Will Fight You Over Ten Dollars” Brown gave an interview with radio station Power 106. DJ Big Boy asked Brown,

All righty now, Chris, man. You and Rihanna, are y’all back together?

To which “Chris, Man” replied,

No. And that’s just [a] quick answer.

What? So you went from

1. Being photographed everywhere together, including The Grammy’s to

2.  Rihanna saying one month ago that,

It’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments any more. We talk about [stuff]. We value each other…For a long time he was really angry… there’s so many reasons why I ever reconsidered having him in my life…He’s giving and loving. And he’s fun to be around. That’s what I love about him — he always makes me laugh…Hell yeah [I want babies], but I wish I could order them.

3. To supposedly planning a carnival wedding to

“No”?

I call bullshit. I mean, come on, was is even a question that they were back together? Idolater is also calling bullshit. They pointed out that after his answer,

Brown talked about flying out to see RiRi on tour and smiled coyly when asked about taking Twitpics with her. Not to mention Brown spoke to Ryan Seacrest earlier this week about how he and RiRi “try to keep it fun” and avoid stuffy,date-y things like candlelit dinners.

Here’s my favorite part of the interview. Brown actually says,

I’m not going to put myself in a situation where I could mess up my career.

Are you f-cking kidding me? Then why the hell did you do this? And refuse to give Frank Ocean a standing ovation? And get in a fight with Drake?

But Big Boy nodded his head in solemn agreement and gave him a thumbs-up.

Brown went on,

At the end of the day, it’s the choices I make, and me having to not put myself in [those] situations. It’s a learning process.

Big Boy said,

I heard that…we all went through it, you know?

We “all went through it”? What the hell does that mean? We “all” went through assault and battery? What exactly is Chris Brown going through that anyone can relate to?

Chris, you can smooth talk all you want, and speak eloquently and sound thoughtful and remorseful in interviews, but your actions speak so much louder than your words. Screw this DJ, screw Adele, screw Elton John, screw anyone who is buying into to his act.

Rosario Dawson to the Rescue: ‘Rihanna Doesn’t Need To Be a Role Model’

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Rosario Dawson seems pretty chill. She’s had a steady stream of acting roles over the years and while she’s nothing special, she comes off as down-to-earth… and yeah, she’s pretty smokin’, as well. Since she’s doing the rounds to promote her new flick, Trance, she’s also giving interviews and sounding off on your standard fare – acting, the film’s plot and… Rihanna?

Talking to Bang Showbiz (via DigitalSpy), Dawson stuck up for the notoriously frowned upon ‘Rude Boy’ singer, saying pretty much what Rihanna herself as said (but a tad more eloquently): it’s not her responsibility to be a good role model if she doesn’t want to be.

“I don’t think individual women do have a responsibility [to set an example for others],” Dawson explained, reports Bang Showbiz.

She went on to explain: “Often they are working within a certain dynamic. Take Rihanna. To put all that responsibility on one woman is outrageous.

“I don’t think we should engage with that ‘should and shouldn’t do’, ‘should and shouldn’t wear’ and ‘should and shouldn’t look like’. We don’t do that with men.”

Here’s the thing: while I agree that a celebrity’s job is not to lead by example for whatever fans may or may not be looking up to/emulating them, I do generally do think one should use power in whatever sense for good. Then again, people should be smart enough not to do stupid things just because the stars might and if they’re kids, it’s up to the parents to enforce a particular lifestyle and restrict access to inappropriate shit, etc.

What do you think?