Chris Brown and Rihanna are going to frustrate everyone with their relationship until they break up for good. And for one shining, glimmering moment of hope, it seemed that maybe they were done.
Chris “I Will Fight You Over Ten Dollars” Brown gave an interview with radio station Power 106. DJ Big Boy asked Brown,
All righty now, Chris, man. You and Rihanna, are y’all back together?
To which “Chris, Man” replied,
No. And that’s just [a] quick answer.
What? So you went from
1. Being photographed everywhere together, including The Grammy’s to
2. Rihanna saying one month ago that,
It’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments any more. We talk about [stuff]. We value each other…For a long time he was really angry… there’s so many reasons why I ever reconsidered having him in my life…He’s giving and loving. And he’s fun to be around. That’s what I love about him — he always makes me laugh…Hell yeah [I want babies], but I wish I could order them.
3. To supposedly planning a carnival wedding to
I call bullshit. I mean, come on, was is even a question that they were back together? Idolater is also calling bullshit. They pointed out that after his answer,
Brown talked about flying out to see RiRi on tour and smiled coyly when asked about taking Twitpics with her. Not to mention Brown spoke to Ryan Seacrest earlier this week about how he and RiRi “try to keep it fun” and avoid stuffy,date-y things like candlelit dinners.
Here’s my favorite part of the interview. Brown actually says,
I’m not going to put myself in a situation where I could mess up my career.
Are you f-cking kidding me? Then why the hell did you do this? And refuse to give Frank Ocean a standing ovation? And get in a fight with Drake?
But Big Boy nodded his head in solemn agreement and gave him a thumbs-up.
Brown went on,
At the end of the day, it’s the choices I make, and me having to not put myself in [those] situations. It’s a learning process.
Big Boy said,
I heard that…we all went through it, you know?
We “all went through it”? What the hell does that mean? We “all” went through assault and battery? What exactly is Chris Brown going through that anyone can relate to?
Chris, you can smooth talk all you want, and speak eloquently and sound thoughtful and remorseful in interviews, but your actions speak so much louder than your words. Screw this DJ, screw Adele, screw Elton John, screw anyone who is buying into to his act.