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3Are Chris Brown and Rihanna Over… Again? Looks That Way!

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Chris Brown and Rihanna have more drama than a Meryl Streep movie (love you, Meryl!), so there’s always some story floating around about how they’re broken up and then back together again or they’re getting married and Rihanna’s pregnant and blah blah blah. After the couple’s recent social media bust-up, Chris Brown apparently did an interview confirming that the pair had split and that he considers himself to be single.

On Australia’s Kyle O & Jackie Show, Chris said (via DS):

“I actually have three birthday parties scheduled: one in LA, one in Vegas, and one in New York, so we can go ahead and have fun, and I’m just trying to have the best time and basically celebrate with all my fans and all the people that’s in the club and the parties.”

When asked what the best present he could receive would be, Brown said peace of mind, but added: “You know, I’m 24, I’m going to be in Las Vegas, so I really want to see as many girls as possible.”

Kyle Sandilands then asked Brown what his “status” was, and whether he would be partying alone, to which the rapper said: “Yeah, I’m gonna do it solo.”

Brown, who turned 24 on Sunday (May 5), continued: “The way I look at it is… I’m always going to love that person, but people have differences, and people have different wants and needs.”

“At the end of the day she’s a young girl. I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young… and I’m young too.”

“I just got to step forward and be a man and be the best Chris Brown I can be instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket.”

So, basically you want to f-ck a lot of different women (all of whom have to be dumb enough to actually want to f-ck you despite you being a total shitbag) but then maybe come back to Rihanna when her tour is over? I don’t know, I mean, whatever with these two. Listen to Chris’s whole interview (if you dare) below:

May 6, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

26Rihanna Bullied Someone On The Internet

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Rihanna lost her damn mind. Someone on the Internet didn’t like her and so Rihanna took her photo and compared her to a goat. Seriously. SERIOUSLY!


Rihanna has lashed out at an Instagram user for posting a derogatory remark about her family.

The ‘Stay’ singer uploaded an image containing a picture of a goat and the user asking her followers to ‘spot the difference’.

Instagram user ms_kasharna1 responded to a picture of Rihanna and one of her relatives with”I swear everyone in Rihanna’s family looks like they’re retarded… Must be the drugs and alcohol!

Rihanna responded by uploading a new picture on her own Instagram account of a picture taken from ms_kasharna1′s profile alongside a goat. The picture was also posted on her Twitter feed, which is nearing 29.5 million followers.

ms_kasharna1 has since deleted all of her photos from her Instagram account, though her Twitter profile also sees her previously attacking the Bajan star.

One tweet reads: “Rihanna looks so dirty!!! Like she hasn’t showered in days!”, with another saying: “@Chrisbrown would just punch @rihanna in the face again”.

Rihanna, was this person on the Internet a kind person? No. Her statements were mean, stupid, and of eye-rollingly 6th grade caliber. We all agree on this. Which is all the more reason why it makes NO F-CKING SENSE for you to respond. For so many reasons. You must be aware that thousands of people diss on you at all the time, right? So why this chick? Did you snap? Do you know her? Do you know someone who knows someone who knows her?

Even if you did, it’s still a shitty thing to do. RISE ABOVE, YOU ASSHOLE.

Anyway here’s the photo Miss Riri posted, and I’m conflicted about posting it because I don’t want to make this poor random girl’s life even worse, but you’re going to see it on the Internet somewhere regardless, so here it is.

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Good job, Rihanna. Hope this makes you feel great about yourself. At least when you were fighting with Ciara you were picking on someone your own size.

May 5, 2013 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Rihanna

1Chris Brown Unfollowed Rihanna On Twitter Because She Followed Drake On Instagram… Or Something

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Relationships taking place on/ending because of social media is something that should be limited to the 12-16 age group, and yet grown ass adults are still obsessed with posting their every action with their significant other all over Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, tumblr and whatever the f-ck else is out there to share shit on. I get it – you’re proud to be with your lady/man. Live it up! But I shouldn’t have to read about how “LOL Mark is sooooo gross he just farted and put my head under the cover OMGGG nasty but I love my man <3 <3 <3″ every five seconds. Kill me now.

Anyway, Chris Brown, Rihanna and Drake haven’t got the message on this, apparently, because all this drama is unfolding over bullshit that’s not even anything and totally doesn’t matter. Here’s how it apparently went down: Rihanna decided to follow Drake on Instagram and liked one of his photos. Because Drake is Chris Brown’s mortal enemy, Chris decided to unfollow Rihanna on Twitter less than 24 hours after that. Instead, Chris is now following his ex-girfriend, Karrueche Tran. LOL to all of this.

Drake hasn’t said anything to anyone, so he’s not really part of this whole nonsense. He’s probably writing poetry by candlelight (the candle which illuminates his Rihanna shrine, natch) and thinking that it was totally worth it to steal a strand of her hair from a hotel pillowcase for his love potion. It’s working, Drake! It’s really working!

Chris Brown must be pretty insecure if he thinks an Instagram follow means anything besides “I’m too lazy to look up your profile every time I wanna creep on what you’re doing so I guess I’ll put you in my timeline”. Rihanna does seem like the type to f-ck with Chris, though, and this is one situation in which I actually support such behaviour.

May 1, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Drake, Rihanna

0Even Chris Brown’s Dad Doesn’t Want Him Near Rihanna

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Chris Brown is just basically awful in every way at this point (although he still isn’t even the #1 most hated celebrity — that goes to Gwyneth), and not a good boyfriend candidate for Rihanna. Though Brown claims they’re not together, I think it’s bullshit.

Even Chris Brown’s dad, Clinton Brown, says they’re back together and that it’s a bad idea. He told The New York Daily News,

I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together.

His phrasing suggests that they are in fact a couple again. He goes on to sort of explain why he is against it.

You have to have a balance in a relationship. You have to have someone who is spontaneous and whimsical but you also have to have someone who is grounded and logical. … Is that a given — that you can’t have fortune and fame without (death) being the end result?

Boy, that escalated quickly.

Not that Brown isn’t obviously capable of violence — we’ve seen he’s really adept at that — but it’s troubling when your own dad theorizes that your relationship could end you murdering the other person.

I don’t even know what to say about these two anymore.

April 29, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Rihanna

1Rihanna Is Beefing With Ciara Again, Even Though It’s Pointless

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Rihanna and Ciara have had a minor run-in before on Twitter, but they kissed and made up and all was well… OR WAS IT? Apparently not, because now Rihanna’s talking shit about Ciara again, just as she (Ciara, that is) releases her new single ‘Body Party’ (which is a mixture of pretty hot and kinda not great). Apparently Ciara’s been getting asked about Rihanna a lot in recent interviews and Rihanna thinks it’s corny and that Ciara shouldn’t let that happen.

From RiRi’s Instagram page:

“Why am I still the main topic of her interviews!!”

“She don’t be shame tho? How she let em play her like that everytime?? It’s like, ‘yea I know you’re here to about (insert album title) but we wanna talk about a more relevant topic…Rihanna!!!

“Like she sits there and falls for it everytime!!!! #whurrisyopublicist.”

Don’t most artists get asked about other artists to whom they’re vaguely similar? It’s not really about getting played, it’s just kinda how shit goes, last time I checked.

I love Rihanna as much as the next person, but yo, homegirl needs to chill on social media. It’s just getting a little out of hand.

April 25, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Ciara, Rihanna

2What The Hell Is Rihanna’s Life?

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No one lives it up quite like Rihanna. She takes “old enough to know better, too young to care” to a whole new level and goes buckwild pretty much 24/7. On the one hand, she’s still able to do all this while maintaining worldwide pop superstardom, but on the other hand, how many uppers is she on, because I got up at 6 this morning and I’m already ready for a nap.

Continuing her stream of not giving a f-ck (or “phuck”, as she annoyingly insists on spelling it on social media), Rihanna has proved that she’s not pregnant with Chris Brown‘s monster by going on vacation and wearing skimpy bathing suits (no “bump” here, thanks!), smoking a whole lot of weed on 4/20, going to see some strippers and whatever other nonsense she can think of to waste her money on.

Below, a gallery of some of Rihanna’s latest exploits. Since she has so much money to throw around, think she’ll pay my rent for me next month?

April 23, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Rihanna