“I enjoyed them all! I never felt I chose badly, and I was always happy when the next man came along. I can usually last about two years with a man, and that’s it. The moment the relationship goes into the phase of more commitment, it changes.”
Cher, referring to dating Tom Cruise, Richie Sambora, and Val Kilmer in their younger days.
Apparently, this is Madonna’s inspiration, but nobody does it better than Cher, even if they did sleep with Jesus. Ever.
November 18, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah
Rocker Richie Sambora was arrested around 11 pm last night for DUI. He failed numerous sobriety tests, was thrown in jail, and released around 4 am today.
The passenger in his car?
10-year-old daughter Ava, whose mom is Heather Locklear.
Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.
Back to rehab for you, buddy. Either before or after Heather assumes full custody.
March 26, 2008 at 12:06 pm by Evil Beet
Today has been a strange day. Paris Hilton was dismissed from prison and then got a callback, sending me up and down on an emotional roller coaster I can’t even begin to justify. I vacuumed; I think I’m coming down with a fever for the first time in over a year (right before finals week, at that); and I inexplicably find myself listening to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s BareNaked and liking it. And people say bloggers are losers …
But nothing — nothing – is going to distract me to the point that I would miss out on publicizing the fact that Richie Sambora slipped quietly into rehab on Wednesday. Sambora, who recently split from Denise Richards after acquiring her in the very most slimeball of manners, was fucking wasted at his MTV Unplugged taping on Tuesday, to the point that they actually had to turn off his mic and re-record the songs without him. I guess that was the wake-up call he needed, so he checked into an undisclosed LA treatment facility yesterday. And by now, we all know full well that means he’s at Promises. Who else is rooting for a Lohan-Sambora hook-up??
Also, just to clarify, it turns out I only like the first two songs on BareNaked.