5Stars Without Makeup: Rebecca Romijn

Rebecca Romijn is going to be forty in a few weeks, and I have just one question: how is it fair to look this good—without makeup—at practically forty years old? Because it’s not fair. I don’t look this good without makeup and I’m not even thirty yet (which I’m totally OK with and I don’t mind all the staring I get at the grocery store when I go shopping sans fards from time to time all the time), but that’s probably why Rebecca Romijn makes a ton of money off her looks, and I make a ton of money off … well, not my looks.

Also, is it completely foul of me to forget that the last five years happened, and that Rebecca Romijn is now married to Jerry O’Connell and not married to John Stamos anymore? Because seriously, when I wrote the headline for this post, I wrote ‘Stars Without Makeup: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos’. Can you imagine just how thoroughly eviscerated I’d be if I’d gone on like I forgot Rebecca divorced Stamos, married Jerry, and popped out an adorable set of twins? Have mercy.

October 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Sarah

1MORE Blind Items REVEALED: Liev Schreiber Punched Sean Penn

You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.

Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.

- Now we know for sure: Lea Michele is starting to behave like a real diva.

- Chris Brown is kind of a dickwad—a “Don’t you know who I am?” kind of dickwad.

- Stars who hate each other: Rob Lowe and Amy Poehler, Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Winslet.

(more…)

January 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn

25Rebecca Romijn and the Twins Love Milk

Rebecca Romijn is the latest star to dawn a milk mustache in the famous campaign to promote the most popular beverage on Earth with the exception of water. What’s special about this ad though is that with her are her and Jerry O’Connell’s twin daughters, Dolly and Charlie. I don’t know if we’ve seen much of these muffins since they were born, but man! Look at those adorable, fat babies! Especially that Dolly! You could stick that baby on a dessert tray and she’d be the most edible looking thing on there. I want to shove her foot in my mouth. Is that strange? Does anyone else get the urge to eat cute babies? I think that’s a thing that people do, right?

January 12, 2010 at 11:29 am by Molls

28Didn’t This Bitch Just Have Twins?

Rebecca Romijn, who is 36 years old and gave birth to two human beings on December 28, walked out of her house looking like this on Monday.

Ridiculous.

Even her vagina looks tight.

Nobody should be this small a month after birthing twins.

How are some people so genetically perfect?

February 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm by Evil Beet

7Jerry O’Connell Lied to Us!

I will never watch Sliders the same way again!

Actually, I was probably never going to watch Sliders again either way.

But still.

Jerry O’Connell was all on the red carpet last week whining about how he and Rebecca Romijn were trying to get pregnant. And guess what? She already was!

You were playing a funny joke on us, Jerry. Ha ha. That was funny. You know what else is funny? You used to be fat.

Rebecca is pregnant with twins, which were apparently conceived without any sort of fertility treatment. The babies are due in winter.

Congrats, you crazy copulating kids!

July 28, 2008 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet

16Jerry O’Connell Says He and Rebecca Romijn Are Trying to Get Pregnant

For those of you who are interested in the happy, drama-free (read: BORING) marriage of Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Jerry told reporters this weekend that the two of them are trying to make babies.

“We’re trying to get pregnant,” he said Saturday at the Playboy Mansion, where he showed up for Much Love Animal Rescue’s 2nd annual Bow Wow Wow event. “It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does.”

Awww, anyone who lends their celebrity to helping animals deserves to be happy!

I love this couple, actually. I just wish they were a little more interesting.

July 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm by Evil Beet