You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.

Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.

- Now we know for sure: Lea Michele is starting to behave like a real diva.

- Chris Brown is kind of a dickwad—a “Don’t you know who I am?” kind of dickwad.

- Stars who hate each other: Rob Lowe and Amy Poehler, Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Winslet.

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Rebecca Romijn is the latest star to dawn a milk mustache in the famous campaign to promote the most popular beverage on Earth with the exception of water. What’s special about this ad though is that with her are her and Jerry O’Connell’s twin daughters, Dolly and Charlie. I don’t know if we’ve seen much of these muffins since they were born, but man! Look at those adorable, fat babies! Especially that Dolly! You could stick that baby on a dessert tray and she’d be the most edible looking thing on there. I want to shove her foot in my mouth. Is that strange? Does anyone else get the urge to eat cute babies? I think that’s a thing that people do, right?

Rebecca Romijn, who is 36 years old and gave birth to two human beings on December 28, walked out of her house looking like this on Monday.

Ridiculous.

Even her vagina looks tight.

Nobody should be this small a month after birthing twins.

How are some people so genetically perfect?

I will never watch Sliders the same way again!

Actually, I was probably never going to watch Sliders again either way.

But still.

Jerry O’Connell was all on the red carpet last week whining about how he and Rebecca Romijn were trying to get pregnant. And guess what? She already was!

You were playing a funny joke on us, Jerry. Ha ha. That was funny. You know what else is funny? You used to be fat.

Rebecca is pregnant with twins, which were apparently conceived without any sort of fertility treatment. The babies are due in winter.

Congrats, you crazy copulating kids!

For those of you who are interested in the happy, drama-free (read: BORING) marriage of Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Jerry told reporters this weekend that the two of them are trying to make babies.

“We’re trying to get pregnant,” he said Saturday at the Playboy Mansion, where he showed up for Much Love Animal Rescue’s 2nd annual Bow Wow Wow event. “It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does.”

Awww, anyone who lends their celebrity to helping animals deserves to be happy!

I love this couple, actually. I just wish they were a little more interesting.

Rebecca Romijn — who wed Jerry O’Connell in July — shows up to tape The Tonight Show on Wednesday.

How amazing does she look?

Like a pin-up from the ’40s.

I’m loving the red shoes here.