It’s not that she doesn’t look damn good for 63, because she does. Damn good.
But she also kind of looks like if Chyna and and Khloe Kardashian had a baby. But if the baby had Benjamin Button syndrome so it emerged from the vagina appearing to be 63 years old.
I know, I know.
That’s utterly impossible.
Neither Chyna nor Khloe Kardashian has a vagina.
I just thought I’d point it out anyway.
At the Valkyrie premiere in LA.
December 19, 2008 at 7:50 am by Evil Beet
Her MILF of a mom, Priscilla “62 Fucking Years Old” Presley, accidentally confirmed it to a photog.
You know, when they showed that close-up of LMP in this video, I was like “Lisa Marie? That looks like Britney Spears!”
God, this woman just bores me to death.
I love Priscilla. I want to be just like her when I grow up.
March 20, 2008 at 8:32 pm by Evil Beet
These ladies look like they’re gonna bite!
A pregnant Lisa Marie Presley and her mother Priscilla Presley glare at the cameras at the Elvis 68 Comeback Special in Hollywood.
Honestly? When I saw the thumbnail of this pic, I thought Priscilla was Riley Keough. She looks about 17 years old. Priscilla is actually 62 years old. I need the phone number of that woman’s plastic surgeon.