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Priscilla Presley

24I Just Noticed Something About Priscilla Presley


It’s not that she doesn’t look damn good for 63, because she does. Damn good.

But she also kind of looks like if Chyna and and Khloe Kardashian had a baby. But if the baby had Benjamin Button syndrome so it emerged from the vagina appearing to be 63 years old.

I know, I know.

That’s utterly impossible.

Neither Chyna nor Khloe Kardashian has a vagina.

I just thought I’d point it out anyway.

At the Valkyrie premiere in LA.

December 19, 2008 at 7:50 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Priscilla Presley

6I Guess Lisa Marie Presley’s Having Twins

Her MILF of a mom, Priscilla “62 Fucking Years Old” Presley, accidentally confirmed it to a photog.

You know, when they showed that close-up of LMP in this video, I was like “Lisa Marie? That looks like Britney Spears!”

God, this woman just bores me to death.

But Priscilla?

I love Priscilla. I want to be just like her when I grow up.

March 20, 2008 at 8:32 pm by Evil Beet

17Stand Back!

Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley at Elvis 68 Comeback Special, Pictures, Photos

These ladies look like they’re gonna bite!

A pregnant Lisa Marie Presley and her mother Priscilla Presley glare at the cameras at the Elvis 68 Comeback Special in Hollywood.


Honestly? When I saw the thumbnail of this pic, I thought Priscilla was Riley Keough. She looks about 17 years old. Priscilla is actually 62 years old. I need the phone number of that woman’s plastic surgeon.

March 15, 2008 at 12:39 am by Evil Beet