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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi celebrate sixth wedding anniversary

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You’ve gotta love Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi as a couple (and as individuals, actually). They’re adorable, both together and apart. While lately the press has been making shit up about their marriage being on the rocks, that’s actually not the case at all and in fact, they’re happier than ever and just celebrated their sixth wedding anniversary over the weekend. Damn, time flies!

To mark the occasion, Portia did something ultra sweet, which Ellen shared on Twitter:


Love it! Congrats to these two and pretty happy for them. They seem really good for each other!

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Best, Worst, And WTF Of Oscars Fashion!

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

Aaaaand The Oscars are back already. How did that happen? Seems like we just saw them and watched Jennifer Lawrence win in her wedding gown.

Anyway, check out these looks and make your picks for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the night. Mine are at the bottom. Personally, I felt everyone played it a little on the boring side.

Last year’s Oscar fashion post can be found here.

GO FOR IT!!

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Best, Worst, and WTF of SAG Awards Fashion

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Jennifer Lawrence with actress Lupita Nyong’o. I really want to know what they were talking about.

The SAG Awards is probably the most “meh” of all awards shows, am I right? Still, that’s no reason to ignore the fashion. Why? Because it’s fun. Here are some looks from the 20th Annual SAG Awards. Let’s go through and pick the looks for BESTWORST, and WTF.

For more awards show fashion, check out the Golden Globes Awards post.

 

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I don’t think Amanda Peet knows how to dress anymore. This is something I’d expect from Chloë Sevigny, and I don’t even know if she could pull this off. It’s just so…fug. I’m sorry, I know “fug” is played-out, but I cannot summon any other words to accurately describe this dour mess.

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Ellen And Portia Take Their Turn Spoofing Kim And Kanye’s Video

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Ellen DeGeneres is bringing the gold lately. First she gave us “Mad Men Without Cigarettes“. Now she and wife Portia de Rossi are participating in what I hope will be a time-honored tradition: making fun of Kim and Kanye’s “Bound2″ music video. Seth Rogen and James Franco already did it, so now it’s Ellen and Portia’s turn. They spoofed the video for their Christmas card (above). Nice work, ladies! Sure beats the Kardashian Christmas card (of which Ellen joked, “It is real, I’ve been staring at it all day and I have still not found Waldo.”)

Let’s hope Kanye has a sense of humor about it and doesn’t make Ellen his new Jimmy Kimmel.

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The New ‘Arrested Development’ Trailer Is Here!

We all know by now (and are totally excited, I presume) that Arrested Development is coming back with a whole new season exclusively to Netflix. I just re-started my Netflix membership a few weeks ago, so I’m ready to go! All your favourites will be back – Portia de Rossi, Jason Bateman, David Cross, Will Arnett and more. Kristen Wiig will even be making an appearance as a young Lucille Bluth. It’s basically going to be amazing.

Above, the first trailer for the full season – which will be available all in one go from May 26. Why isn’t it May 26 yet? More importantly, how many episodes will there be before we get a taste of the Chicken Dance or until Buster brings back Franklin?

What do you guys think – looking forward to more Arrested Development or has the ship sailed?

Portia De Rossi Really, Really Doesn’t Want Kids

Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres have been adorable together for a while now, and as women getting to a certain age, it’s natural that society would ask that stupid question that all women are asked in their lives: “Don’t you want kids?” Well, for Portia, the answer is simple: no, she really, really doesn’t – and that’s just fine!

From OUT magazine:

“There comes some pressure in your mid-30s, and you think, Am I going to have kids so I don’t miss out on something that other people really seem to love? Or is it that I really genuinely want to do this with my whole heart? I didn’t feel that my response was ‘yes’ to the latter. You have to really want to have kids, and neither of us did. So it’s just going to be me and Ellen and no babies — but we’re the best of friends and married life is blissful, it really is. I’ve never been happier than I am right now.”

That’s awesome! Kids are a particular road to travel, that’s for sure – and the experience can be an amazing one because raising a human is difficult and complex and unlike anything else you’ll ever do in life, no doubt. But I like that more and more women aren’t afraid to say that they have no interest in becoming parents and realise that it doesn’t make them any less loving, their lives less meaningful or any of that. If you want kids, go for it! Have a million (except don’t, because overpopulation and all). If you don’t, that’s okay, too. It’s all about personal choices here, folks.

Maybe Portia and Ellen just want to take their eight million pets and move to a farm in Australia to live out the rest of their days in loving, lesbian bliss. I’m behind that.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Might Take Their Ultimate Love Tour to Australia For Good

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are so cute together, I could scream. They’re so in love! They’re so precious! And now they might move to Australia. Thanks a lot, land down under!

The pair (along with Ellen’s mother, Betty) have been over in Australia filming segments for The Ellen Show and visiting De Rossi’s old hometown, school, etc. and the comedian has taken to the place so much that she wouldn’t mind living there one day, apparently.

From News Limited:

Earlier DeGeneres said she could imagine making Melbourne her home.

“I shouldn’t put it out there, but I can see us living here one day,”she said.

“Not for a while as I’ve got shows to do, but I can see it happening.

“This is the most incredible trip, I will never forget it.”

FINE, just go then. See if we care! Just go and be cute in Australia where there are giant spiders and giant snakes and giant things that can kill you and it’s always hot. Suit yourself!

More photos from Ellen and Portia’s trip below…