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Petra Nemcova

2Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Lady Gaga and Donatella Versace: it's like a "before and after" shot.

Lady Gaga and Donatella Versace: it’s like a “before and after” shot.

WELCOME BACK TO Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!! What a week for fashion! Check out our Oscars fashion post and last week’s best and worst celeb looks. Now let’s take a look at what celebs wore at Oscar parties, LAX, film premieres, and other outings, and judge them accordingly: pick 3 celebs for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week. As always, mine are at the bottom.

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March 7, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Now This Is Scary

Designer Roberto Cavalli and Model Petra Nemova at Halloween Party at Cipriani in New York City

Petra Nemcova and Roberto Cavalli get a little too close for comfort (well, at least my comfort) at a Halloween party at Cipriani.

Cavalli recently took it upon himself to announce Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy. I’m sure Petra was just trying to comfort him.

Designer Roberto Cavalli and Model Petra Nemova Kiss at Halloween Party at Cipriani in New York City Designer Roberto Cavalli and Model Petra Nemova at Halloween Party at Cipriani in New York City Petra Nemova at Halloween Party at Cipriani in New York City Petra Nemova at Halloween Party at Cipriani in New York City

November 1, 2007 at 7:30 am by Evil Beet

5Hey, Who’s the Old Dude with Petra Nemcova?

Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis at the Happy Hearts Fund Heart of Gold Ball at Cipriani

Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis at the Happy Hearts Fund Heart of Gold Ball at Cipriani

It’s Bruce Willis.

Yeah, you read that right.

I am not fucking kidding you.

What? Happened?

PUT THE TOUPEE BACK ON, BRUCE!! YOU’RE SCARING ME!!!

October 11, 2007 at 8:34 am by Evil Beet

3The Natural Order of the Universe Restored

I mean Just LOOK at this fucking goober.

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That guy couldn’t get laid at a sex addicts meeting. Now look at the chick to his left. I’d clean her apartment for her. That’s a pun! But I really would. Dishes too.

So James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have broken up, and People magazine has confirmed it and everything. To this I say Thank God. I was starting to think the world worked in a way in which I had no comprehension, like a child lost in a movie theater playing the color bars. Now things are better. I feel better. One day at a time and all that.

March 28, 2007 at 7:21 am by Spiteful Lars

15James Blunt is a True Blue Hellion

You know that song where he says “You’re Beautiful” and then proceeds to undress on the beach? Well, that’s not the only side to James Blunt. There is something darker and much more sinister within, a beast that Blunt hasn’t been able to tame.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Police are investigating reports that James Blunt ran over someone’s foot as he was leaving a party, then drove off, authorities said Tuesday.

You know that joke you have with your pals where you pretend they ran over your foot as they pull out of the driveway? Blunt really did it, except without the joke part.

Oh, and TMZ.com reported that Blunt was accompanied by supermodel Petra Nemcova at the time.

Well there you go. If I was Jimmy Blunt, and I was banging Petra Nemcova I’d run over toes without a care in the world because I’m a one hit wonder. This night is probably all I have. Do I care if your toes go crunch? No fucking way man, I’m heading home and this Petra chick is going to do stuff to me that I’ve only seen in the rap videos. I mean really, just look at this fucking guy, he doesn’t have a chance, I hope he is about to run you over right now!

Crunch!

February 28, 2007 at 9:32 am by Spiteful Lars