Perez Hilton is THE WORST. Everyone knows it, and yet someone at The Real World’s production company, Bunim-Murray, decided it would be a great idea to give him a reality show called Gay Dads of New York. WHYYYYYYY? The show will follow his life and other single/married gay dads in the city as they live their lives. Yes, absolutely fascinating. Keep in mind that no network has bought this piece of shit yet, but Perez thinks it’ll be all about “love, humour and drama”. Fuck off.
Here’s his statement:
“What will it not be? Trashy or boring. Up until now people know me more for my opinions than who I am. This show will give viewers the opportunity to get to know the ‘real’ Perez Hilton and my family, as well as some other really dynamic gay dads, and the women that make up their support system.
“I am a recent transplant to New York City, looking for friends and open to – hopefully – love. To new beginnings and this exciting new venture!”
They’re casting for the show now. Please let someone stomp this out before it ever truly sees the light of day.
December 5, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Things have gotten and continue to stay ugly in the Lady GaGa/Perez Hilton fiasco (though some could argue it was always ugly…), but Perez has always been one to try and outdo his previous bullshit with something even lower and cornier than before, and he certainly hasn’t disappointed this time around, either.
Despite trying to play the innocent and act as though GaGa deeply hurt and upset him and all that shit (which is probably true, but I’m sure it’s a two way street when you’re dealing with two desperate fame whores), he’s now launched a campaign to keep her album, Artpop, from doing well in the charts. Oh, honey. You don’t have to launch a campaign – Lady GaGa will tank all on her own! Still, it’s pretty hilarious that he’s urging people to buy Christina Aguilera‘s 2010 album Bionic on November 11 – Artpop‘s release date – to keep GaGa’s out of the charts. SHADE CENTRAL.
Here’s what Perez posted on Twitter:
HAHA! I won’t be buying either of those, but it’ll be amusing to see how much both GaGa and Perez fail in their respective endeavours. Also, pretty sure Christina Aguilera wants to be left OUT of this bullshit.
August 24, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
I know, I know – I can’t think of two shittier people to be battling it out in a public forum (Twitter, natch) myself, but Lady GaGa and Perez Hilton are who we get. Formerly BFFs – after all, Perez did pretty much MAKE GaGa’s career in the beginning – and now enemies, they took their drama to the Internet this past week, with shit culminating last night in what is the most ridiculous fight ever.
Here’s the deal: something (God knows what) made GaGa lash out at Perez on Twitter last week, where she revealed that while she was in her golden wheelchair recovering from hip surgery, I guess Perez texted her a picture of herself with Madonna pointing a gun at her Photoshopped in and the word “karma” across it. LOL! I mean, yeah, that’s pretty mean if it happened, but it’s also kind of hilarious. I’m not sure if that ever happened, but that started the Little Monsters off (not that it takes much) and it’s just gone from there.
Things seem to have settled down again until yesterday, when a “concerned fan” alerted GaGa to the fact that Perez was in her NYC apartment building… doing nothing. GaGa went bonkers – despite the fact that she was safely ensconced in LA – and begged the fan to take a picture before calling security and having Perez removed (or so she claimed). She then lashed out at Perez on Twitter again, accusing him of stalking her, and this set the Little Monsters into overdrive, with MANY of them (seriously, many – Perez retweeted a lot of this) threatening to kill him and, more disgustingly, his young son for daring to cross Mother Monster.
Lots of the tweets have been deleted, but I screencapped them on my iPad last night because I figured that was going to happen, so here’s some of GaGa and Perez’s shit:
Alright, let me just say this: Perez is a terrible human being who has made a “career” by being a leech to actual famous people and also by bullying and talking shit about celebrities, knowing his influence and going way too far with it. Being tongue-in-cheek and saying you don’t like stuff is one thing (I do it all the time here), but this asshole has gone way too far, way too many times, attacking people who were meant to be his “friends” for the sake of page views. Basically: fuuuuuuuuuuck this dude. That being said, death threats, especially against his kid, who has nothing to do with any of this bullshit, are awful and ridiculous, and he rightfully pointed out the fact that GaGa purports to be all anti-bullying but does nothing to discourage this kind of behaviour from her fans, who are just as psychotic as she is.
As for GaGa, homegirl needs to get off the drugs and maybe get some serious counseling because she has some definite personality and mood disorders. She’s off the wall, man. The Little Monsters will probably come after me for that, but whatever. Whatever happened to “stop the drama, start the music”? Seems the other way around, to be honest – but maybe that’s just because the music isn’t doing so well. Oops!
August 19, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she’s not), and she’s starting to want to make amends with all the people she’s called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake… sorta.
Here’s the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
“I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter.”
Okay, first of all, there’s nothing “hilarious” about that – that’s you having your head up your own ass, Miley. You know what else is a trending topic on Twitter right this second? #BugünMilyonlarKAZLIÇE?MEDE – and I don’t see who/whatever the hell that is getting all huffy. Anyway, that’s besides the point. Amanda apparently had a change of heart and said that now Miley’s one of the prettiest:
@MileyCyrus thank you for rooting for me doll! You are one of the prettiest girls! I want my nose to look like yours after my surgeries!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 13, 2013
Well, that’s… special. And even Perez Hilton got an apology! And I don’t even think he deserved one!
@PerezHilton you never look ugly! You look cute! Thanks for supporting me!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 13, 2013
Unfortunately, Drake was left out in the cold and in fact she re-stated her earlier insistence that he’s one ugly dude. But wait! She’s had ANOTHER change of heart and now Drake’s back in her good books now, as well.
I'm sorry about the tweets I said about @drake I didn't mean what I said. I hope to become friends with him instead of smashing him!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 14, 2013
I don’t know what’s going on, but whatever. We’ll probably never find out.
June 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
The photos were made public by gossip blogger Perez Hilton – a man Ke$ha says ruined her relationship with her then-boyfriend, Harold.
“He single-handedly ruined the only relationship that’s ever meant anything to me,” Ke$ha said in Tuesday night’s premiere of ”Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life,” a new docuseries about the singer’s life on MTV. “My family doesn’t have to deal with this. He stands for everything I hate. Everything I’m against.”
After looking into it a little more, I found tweets Perez sent to Ke$ha as recently as yesterday that are photos of the Tik Tok-er looking very…explicit. Not “I’m going to hold my camera in front of the bathroom so I can take a picture of my lovely duckface and cleave combo” but much further than that. Im guessing these are the photos are in question. And then I remembered that these explicit Ke$ha photos are old. I even remember when these were first leaked online. So I guess he’s posting them again because her show is premiering he and the incident is mentioned?
Wowsa. Kesha with sperm on her boobies! NSFW pic here:
God, this man.
I’ll balance it out with some less explicit Ke$ha photos. Here she is on April 16 in Italy at the “Calzedonia Summer Show Forever Together”