2Amanda Bynes Is Sorry For Calling Everyone Ugly… Except For Drake, Sort Of

Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she’s not), and she’s starting to want to make amends with all the people she’s called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake… sorta.

Here’s the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:

“I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter.”

Okay, first of all, there’s nothing “hilarious” about that – that’s you having your head up your own ass, Miley. You know what else is a trending topic on Twitter right this second? #BugünMilyonlarKAZLIÇE?MEDE – and I don’t see who/whatever the hell that is getting all huffy. Anyway, that’s besides the point. Amanda apparently had a change of heart and said that now Miley’s one of the prettiest:

Well, that’s… special. And even Perez Hilton got an apology! And I don’t even think he deserved one!

Unfortunately, Drake was left out in the cold and in fact she re-stated her earlier insistence that he’s one ugly dude. But wait! She’s had ANOTHER change of heart and now Drake’s back in her good books now, as well.

I don’t know what’s going on, but whatever. We’ll probably never find out.

June 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

11Ke$ha Really, REALLY Hates Perez Hilton

Ke$ha hates Perez Hilton for “ruining” a relationship. Perez his got his hands on personal, leaked photos of Ms. Lady Ke$ha that weren’t meant for anyone to see. Here’s what Huffington Post says:

The photos were made public by gossip blogger Perez Hilton – a man Ke$ha says ruined her relationship with her then-boyfriend, Harold.

“He single-handedly ruined the only relationship that’s ever meant anything to me,” Ke$ha said in Tuesday night’s premiere of ”Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life,” a new docuseries about the singer’s life on MTV. “My family doesn’t have to deal with this. He stands for everything I hate. Everything I’m against.”

After looking into it a little more, I found tweets Perez sent to Ke$ha as recently as yesterday that are photos of the Tik Tok-er looking very…explicit. Not “I’m going to hold my camera in front of the bathroom so I can take a picture of my lovely duckface and cleave combo” but much further than that. Im guessing these are the photos are in question. And then I remembered that these explicit Ke$ha photos are old. I even remember when these were first leaked online. So I guess he’s posting them again because her show is premiering he and the incident is mentioned?

Reading through his tweets to her, you’d think it was a 12 year old boy harassing a celebrity and not a 35 year old man with a baby. Example:

Wowsa. Kesha with sperm on her boobies! NSFW pic here:

God, this man.

I’ll balance it out with some less explicit Ke$ha photos. Here she is on April 16 in Italy at the “Calzedonia Summer Show Forever Together”

April 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

6Katy Perry Definitely Didn’t Get Back With “Gross” Russell Brand, Despite What Perez Hilton Says

Perez Hilton is a champion shit spewer who some celebrities apparently really like and consider a friend for reasons I can’t fathom. Well, cross Katy Perry‘s name off that list, because she was none too pleased when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that she had reunited with ex-husband Russell Brand and that they’d been spotted kissing.

What say you to that, Katy?

Ah, yes. Perez, of course, relented soon after, being the ass kisser he is, and removed the entry, replacing it with an apology about how his “sources” were wrong. And by sources, he obviously means whatever 18-year-old LA transplant he hired as an intern came up with that day.

Oh no! Our sources were 100% wrong!

A source told us today that they saw Katy Perry and her ex-husband Russell Brand making out, but we have confirmation now it simply wasn’t true!

We’re so sorry for jumping the gun on this one, KatyCat and Russ!

We were just so excited to imagine two of our favorites were rekindling an old flame, we must’ve been blinded by our love for you guys as a couple!!

Oh, f-ck off.

April 12, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

1Amanda Bynes Is About To Get Litigious On Dat Ass

Amanda Bynes is having a full-on meltdown and lucky for us, she’s doing it in public forums like Twitter. There’s nothing like the warm, cosy feeling you get by snuggling up to her selfies and wise words on love:

It doesn’t matter what you think about yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you.

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 28, 2013

Well, Amanda’s got her share of detractors both personally and in the media, and she’s had enough. Apparently US Weekly and Perez Hilton have been giving her a hard time and she’s had enough. Taking to Twitter (of course) again on Thursday, Amanda announced plans to sue both sites for taking her to task for walking while tweeting or some nonsense.

I’m suing @usweekly & @perezhilton for continuing to act like I’m doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots. Fuck you!!!!

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 28, 2013

Uh, okay. I fully support suing Perez Hilton because I think he’s an asshole, but good luck on either of these lawsuits taking off – or of having enough memory and motor function to get the paperwork together in the first place, girl.

March 29, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

8Perez Hilton Has A Baby

Perez Hilton, king of celebrity gossip, is now the father of a baby boy. He broke the news on his own blog, naturally. So weird when the blogger becomes the blogged celebrity!

Via Perez himself,

Dear Friends,

I want you to hear this directly from me, right here.

I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy – with lots of hair on his tiny head!

My family is overjoyed at this newest and most cherished addition.

Thank YOU for welcoming PerezHilton.com into your homes, offices, classrooms, cell phones and wherever else you may read my five websites.

And thank you for welcoming ME into your lives!

I am so humbled to welcome this little man into my life. And I am honored and ready for the challenge of guiding him through his.

With love,

Perez

I didn’t even know he wanted kids. Then again, I really know nothing about Perez Hilton. Here are some reactions from his famous bffs:

And here are some reactions from the non-famous and non-bffs:

Hee hee, that last one is kind of funny.

February 28, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2Nick Cannon Fantasized About Mariah As A Young Boy

Let’s talk numbers real quick. Nick Cannon was born in 1980. Mariah was born in 1970.  Her first album came out in 1990, when she was 20 and Nick was 10.  So yeah, little ten-year-old Nick Cannon could have definitely rocked out to “Visions of Love” and made out with her poster or whatever.  Crazy, right?

This creepy little tidbit of information comes from an interview that Nick did with Perez Hilton:

Nick Cannon: I always knew I was going to be in love with Mariah Carey.

Perez Hilton: Really?

Nick Cannon: She was my celebrity crush since I was a kid.

Perez Hilton: Really?

Nick Cannon: So I was like when I get the opportunity, I’m going to just let her know how I feel and just go hard, just — and I went hard and then from that point she connected and we –

Perez Hilton: She was ready.

Nick Cannon: Yeah. And it was just –

Perez Hilton: It was just like the right time.

You guys, if this kind of thing actually happens in the world, I’m about to get real mentally unstable.  I’m going to be like “I kissed posters of the Backstreet Boys when I was a kid, why am I not married with Backstreet babies?  We could all live in a special house in Las Vegas like the Sister Wives, except they’d be Brother Husbands.  Why can Nick Cannon live the dream and not me?”  And then I’m going to stumble around, carrying my teddy bear with me everywhere I go and have crying fits roughly every 15 minutes.  I should know, I’ve seen me do it.

Thanks a ton, Perez.  This is why I don’t like you.

June 2, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily