12Quotables

“I haven’t done Botox. I don’t like all that facial stuff. It scares me. You see these people who have had it, and they all look the same. I just don’t think I should go that way, especially at 43. I think I should just age. I’ve never been the prettiest person, and I don’t feel I need to chase youth.”

Pamela Anderson inadvertently speaks coherently, and makes a valid point, too. (And no, I’m not railing on her because she said she’s “never been the prettiest person” — that’s just not even the point here.)  Good job on fighting the sexualized machine that perpetuates the fabled fountain of youth!

(But comb your hair, girl.)

July 12, 2010 at 7:31 am by Sarah

9Pamela Anderson Is The Latest Person To Bite Lady Gaga’s Style

This might sound dumb, but am I unaware of some British law that was passed saying that when American’s visit London they have to walk around with some crazy shit stuck to their head? Because I can’t understand why else this ridiculous trend that was started by Lady Gaga is being picked up. Even Pam Anderson, who seriously has no business looking this unconventional, is on to this fad. Last night she was seen leaving a London casino with a huge black rose stuck upside down on her head. What’s next? Am I going to see Lohan on the other side of the pond with a pelican woven into her hair? Selena Gomez in Notting Hill with a goddamn ferris wheel taped to her dome? Just remember, ladies: Not all trends work for you. In fact, some of them make you look legit stupid.

June 19, 2010 at 1:55 pm by Molls

22After Years of Experimenting With “Protein” Shakes, Pamela Anderson Designs One Herself

Pam Anderson arrived in high-style this past weekend at the low-key, so totally not a celebrity-sighting destination, Millions of Milkshakes.

Anderson’s milkshake concoction — a vegan-friendly vanilla shake — follows the ranks of Jon Gosselin, a few Kardashians, Paris Hilton and other down-home celebrities that just enjoy being shameless hams chilling out in Hollywood W, without subjecting themselves to the throngs of adoring fans.

April 12, 2010 at 6:13 am by Sarah

11A Fashion Show Fit For a (Drag) Queen

Last night’s The A*Muse fashion show by Richie Rich in New York was quite a sight to see. Richie, who you probably know better as half of outrageous design team Heatherette, brought the aesthetic and the models he’s famous for using to this show too, and while there’s not a ton for us to look at here, it at least looks… crazy? Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lepore, Tinsley Mortimer, glitter, spandex…  I wouldn’t bother you with fashion photos unless they were fun, promise.

February 18, 2010 at 11:58 am by Molls

16Fill in the Blank: Pamela Anderson is a(n) _____________

Pamela Anderson has been hanging out (lit.er.ally) in her trailer that is currently a home that she shares with her sons Brandon and Dylan.  She claims that she isn’t poor, she likes living in her double-wide whilst construction carries on at her main residence in Malibu.

Her little darlings, spawn created with the sperm of Tommy Lee, appear to be following in their dad’s footsteps.  And Pam’s reaction to it all doesn’t sound strong enough to keep them from going down the same path as Lee.

The former Baywatch star is currently living in a beachside trailer with Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 – her kids with wildman rocker Tommy Lee – while their nearby home in Malibu, California is being renovated. And Anderson’s boys are so much trouble she now worries about scheduling workcommitments out of town and leaving her mom, Carol, to look after her sons – because they’re beginning to take after their rock star father. She says, “Boy, they’re so feisty. When I get home and I’m not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately.

“They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips – and everyone’s concerned for their safety. And mom’s like, ‘Oh, they’ve been riding the whole weekend, they’re having a blast!’ I was like, ‘They’re not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!’ They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time.”

She adds, “My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who’s 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I’m getting called into school.

“But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, ‘I’ve seen your mom with her clothes off!’ I’ve tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn’t good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It’s so sad.”

Well, shit.  I’m no Dr. Phil, but I do have one suggestion on how she could help her kids.  Uh … put some underwear on?  That would help her kids and the entire nation, really.

November 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm by Wendie

20Do We Think Pamela Anderson is Preggo?

Pamela Anderson stepped out in London yesterday with what appears to be a baby bump. Normally I don’t buy in to baby bump madness because it can usually just be attributed to a big meal and a small dress, but I dunno about this one. I’m thinking that, if it’s even possible for her to still procreate, Pam may very well be with child. The only thing that’s keeping me from saying “that’s for sure a baby bump” is that Pam is already a mother of two, and if she’s not keeping up with an active lifestyle and healthy diet, it would make sense that any weight she gains would settle in her tummy area. I haven’t seen Pam trying to squeeze in to any bikinis lately, so maybe it’s just that. Still, I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that she’s gotten knocked up again.

October 28, 2009 at 1:01 pm by Molls