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Olivia Wilde shares her workout tips in the new issue of SHAPE

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Olivia Wilde had a baby not too long ago – almost a year ago, which sounds longer than I’d have expected in writing it, but it’s not REALLY that long ago. Anyway, she’s been doing the whole breastfeeding thing and spending time with her little one and totally not at all worrying about ~bouncing back~ to society’s standards of what’s acceptable for post-childbirth bodies. Of course, she looks absolutely amazing and is, in fact, completely back to her pre-pregnancy body to the naked eye, but that’s neither here nor there.

For her April 2015 SHAPE Magazine cover feature, Olivia wanted to turn things on the head by writing the feature herself to get real about health and fitness. Here are some great quotes:

On her post-baby physique: “I am not in perfect shape. In fact, I’m softer than I’ve ever been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I simultaneously discovered Krispy Kreme and pot. The photos of me in this magazine have been generously constructed to show my best angles, and I assure you, good lighting has been warmly embraced. The truth is, I’m a mother, and I look like one.”

On the first weeks of motherhood: “First of all, you haven’t seen your vagina in months, even though it’s all her fault you’re in this situation. Now that you can finally confirm that she is, in fact, still there, she isn’t the gal that you remember, and would rather you back off and give her some space (and an ice diaper) for the time being, thank you very much.”

On getting back in the workout groove: “If I wasn’t at work, I just wanted to stay home and party with my little man—and by ‘party’ I mean, of course, endless rounds of the ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider.’ Also, I like beer. And pizza. And these two ingredients are not found in the purely fictional book I like to call How to Look Like You Never Made a Human: A Guide to Socially Acceptable Motherhood.”

Well, isn’t she lovely (or at the very least, completely inoffensive and rather pleasant)?

Scans of the entire feature – which includes a step-by-step of some insane hip hop workout thing that I don’t quite understand, but it seems to work for her – are below:

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Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis had a baby!

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Olivia Wilde has been feeling like a goddess throughout her pregnancy and seems to have had a somewhat easy time of it, so she’s probably a little bummed that she’s now fetus-free and her son has been born!

Olivia and Jason Sudeikis welcomed little Otis Alexander on Wednesday, and as you do, she immediately hopped on Twitter to announce it and share a snapshot.


Aw, that is sorta adorable. Congrats to them!

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Olivia Wilde is a pregnant goddess

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Olivia Wilde is soon going to welcome her first child with Jason Sudeikis, and while a lot of celebrities (and women in general) don’t have such a great time with pregnancy, Olivia is loving it, and in fact, feels like a “goddess”.

From Lucky (via US Weekly):

The Drinking Buddies actress, who is due early May, revealed to the magazine: “I just thought, oh I’m going to hide this forever. But I ended up getting kind of excited to show the bump, as a badge of pride, like, ‘I’m a woman! Look at me making a human! I am a goddess!’”

Wilde, who dons a white sweater with no signs of her prideful bump on the mag cover, went on to discuss another perk of her changing body. “I’m like, double D, hello!” she said of her growing assets, “I’ve never been in this section of the bra store! I’ve been flat-chested my whole life, so it’s a wonderful new world.”

Wilde also admitted pregnancy has made her feel closer to other women. “Pregnancy brings you into this sort of commune—you feel connected to women in a way that you never have,” she explains. Not to mention her connection to her baby: “He’s moving around in there and no one else can tell—it’s a little secret friendship,” she gushes.

LOL at her loving bigger boobs. Believe me, that gets old fast, Olivia. In all seriousness, these quotes probably would have been slightly annoying coming from anyone else, but this is sorta cute.

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Best, Worst, And WTF Of Oscars Fashion!

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

Aaaaand The Oscars are back already. How did that happen? Seems like we just saw them and watched Jennifer Lawrence win in her wedding gown.

Anyway, check out these looks and make your picks for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the night. Mine are at the bottom. Personally, I felt everyone played it a little on the boring side.

Last year’s Oscar fashion post can be found here.

GO FOR IT!!

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Best, Worst, And WTF Of Golden Globes Fashion

Jennifer Lawrence at her most Jennifer Lawrenciest.

Jennifer Lawrence at her most Jennifer Lawrenciest.

The Golden Globes happened last night and man, what a trainwreck! People were drunk and cursing all over the place. And Clooney wasn’t even there.

But you know what was there? The best, worst, and most WTF celebrity fashion had to offer. Let’s take a look through all these GG outfits and pick out which ones were deserving of BEST, WORST, and WTF.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Dita Von Teese, world's most glamorous EVERYTHING.

Dita Von Teese, world’s most glamorous EVERYTHING.

Welcome again to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week in which we point out who looked great, bad, and most WTF. Last week Amanda Seyfried won my pick for best dressedWho will get it this week? Did Christina Applegate do something to her lips/face or is it just unfortunate makeup? And how many wacky outfits did we post of Gaga‘s?

Remember to have your picks ready at the end for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfits/looks.

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