Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are having a baby, y’all. This will be their first child. And this will be Jason Sudeikis’ “first” child. Why the sarcastic quotation marks? Oh, probably because he had a kid with January Jones. She’s still not saying who the dad is, but it’s obviously Mr. Sudeikis. My source? I have eyes.
Here’s a lovely safe statement from People via USA Today:
A source tells People that the two are “incredibly happy” and “excited to welcome a new member into their family.”
The couple is engaged but are “in no rush” to get married.
Dude, I hope you were honest with your fiance about your kid.
October 28, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis got engaged last Christmas, but if you’re wondering why you haven’t heard the sound of wedding bells, it’s because there aren’t any planned in the near future. That’s right: they’re another one of those “I’m in no hurry to get married” engaged couples. Why people who don’t feel like getting married don’t just… you know, not bother to get engaged or pretend marriage means anything to them is beyond me, but I suppose one has to keep up appearances.
From The AP:
AP: You are super busy. When in the world do you have time to plan a wedding?
Wilde: I’ll just tell them we are getting married in Uganda. That sounds too likely. That’s something I would do. I would totally do it!
AP: Do you guys have a date planned yet?
Wilde: No, I think being engaged is really fun and I am in no rush. I think it’s really wonderful, I feel really lucky and happy. We’re both really blessed to be very busy right now, so as actors, that’s the dream — to be too busy to get married. That’s fantastic.
Here’s my question: stars are always talking about how they’re “enjoying being engaged”. How in the hell is that any different from, you know, any other day in your life as a couple? Do engaged people have a magical world they fly off to that the rest of the world isn’t invited to? It just seems so bizarre.
That being said, I don’t mind these two, so I’ll cut them some slack. You don’t need to get married to validate your relationship, girl. Live your life and be happy, ring or no ring.
September 9, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Olivia Wilde is 29, which surprised me because I honestly thought she’s been in her early — mid 30′s for a while now, and that’s not me throwing shade at her or anything, because there’s nothing wrong with being in your 30′s. Even though she’s not 30 yet, she wrote a column for Glamour magazine on the do’s and dont’s of turning 30. It’s pretty good advice, but you may feel a little down about it if you’ve had plastic surgery. Here’s her full quote, from Glamour:
I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace? Did you melt hot wax on your face, or is that your skin? A better approach: Take care of yourself now that you’re old enough to know how. Drink water, sleep eight hours (I wish), and don’t go within 400 feet of a tanning booth or I’ll slap you. Hard.
So while she gives some great advice and has a point, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting a “new Barbie nose” if that’s what you want. Girl, not all of us look like you. Some of us, if we had the money and time, would love to get a new nose, or a little lipo, or inflated lips, or whatever the hell people are getting these days.
On this advice though, I think she nails it:
DON’T freak out about all the brilliant people who accomplished more than you by 30. Yes, Einstein had discovered the theory of relativity by your age, and Emily Brontë had written Wuthering fu*#ing Heights, but honestly, what you achieve is far less important than what kind of human being you are. What do you want people to say at your funeral: ‘Olivia may have cured HIV, but she ran over my cat and drove away laughing’? No, thanks! I’d rather be a good person who makes people happy than a dick who wins a Nobel by 32.
What do you think of her advice?
August 8, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Time for the Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week. We’re covering late July and very early August. In case you didn’t know. And now you do. And learning is fun. Obviously, Courtney Stodden’s lettuce bikini is included in here.
BEST: Dita Von Teese
WORST: Bachelor Sean Lowe
WTF?!?: Click to find out! (It’s a doozy.)
August 4, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Bikini season is upon us. ‘Tis the time of year where we get to see “BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013″ splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of “HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!” So let’s get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn’t and let’s cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly.
June 4, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis might seem like a really weird couple (and they are), but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to get married. They announced their engagement in January after a little over a year of dating – quite a feat for the woman whose libido Jason was tasked with bringing back to life.
Anyhoo, the word on the street (or in The New York Post) is that the pair will be tying the knot next spring in New York.
Olivia Wilde will marry “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis next spring in upstate New York, and she’s chosen Monique Lhuillier to design her bridesmaids’ dresses. The “Tron” actress dished a few details about her wedding to guests at a Monday bash at The General to celebrate her April Marie Claire cover. She added that the long engagement bucks her family’s usual trend of getting hitched months after a proposal. Also at the dinner were Kristen Wiig, Norah O’Donnell and Ari Graynor.
Wow, I feel like I know SO MUCH MORE about this wedding – like that it may happen sometime in the first quarter of 2014 and that it’ll be somewhere in the state of New York. Why is this a story? I’m more interested in the fact that Olivia hangs out with Kristen Wiig, who we all know is the coolest. Ah, whatever. Good luck to the happy couple or whatever it is you’re supposed to say here.