Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Noah Cyrus

Miley Cyrus uses 14-year-old sister Noah as “pussy police”

miley cyrus noah cyrus

Oh, Miley Cyrus. So young, so stupid, so incredibly try-hard. Miley is legally an adult and can act like an idiot all she wants – that’s her God-given right. However, she apparently wants to pull her 14-year-old sister Noah into the mix, and uses her younger sibling as the “pussy police” during her concerts to make sure her entire vagina isn’t exposed to the world as she twerks, grinds and does whatever the hell else is going on on stage.

Here’s how she explained it on Australia’s 2Day radio show:

“You just have to hope to God that this unitard covers everything that it has to cover,” Miley hilariously revealed. “[Noah's] the p***y police. She makes sure that everything is staying intact. Especially on ‘Love, Money, Party.’ I’m up on this car, so my little sister stays down there and is like ‘pull to the right, something’s coming out!’ She stays there and makes sure I’m all good.”

“She does the dances with me the whole time,” Miley added. “Sometimes she’ll be doing them wrong and I’ll notice that I’m following her and I’m not doing the dance that I’m supposed to be doing. I’ll just be doing whatever she’s doing. So it’s fun, we just play with each other like the entire show.”

I mean… whatever. Definitely corrupt your young sister and turn her trashy before her time, as well, girl. Great idea. Here’s a video of her actually saying this bullshit and revealing that she doesn’t shave her legs because she has amazing tights:

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Miley Cyrus’ tour bus burned down

miley cyrus

Oh, dear – that’s not very good. Miley Cyrus was on her way from Houston to New Orleans, the next stop on her Bangerz tour, when one of the buses used to carry equipment caught fire and burned to the ground. Thankfully, no one was hurt in the incident and apparently Miley had already made it to New Orleans so she wasn’t there for the drama. Who was? Her little sister, Noah, who caught it on video and posted it to Instagram, as you do:

Here’s what she wrote: “Cyrus bus down!!! Thank u God for keeping us safe. Yes, everyone got out safe no one is injured what so ever!! everything is okay!!”

To be honest, Miley was probably too busy getting high with Wayne Coyne to notice any of this, so I’m sure she’s unfazed.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Miley Cyrus’ 13-Year-Old-Sister Spotted Driving

miley-cyrus-little-sisMiley Cyrus‘ little sister Noah — 13-years-old — was spotted by TMZ driving a car (photo above). The legal driving age in California is 15, with a permit. This wouldn’t be the first age inappropriate thing Noah Cyrus has ever done.

To be fair to the Cyrus family (which begs the question, “why???”) they were probably only driving on their property. Except…I don’t know…looking at the photo, it could appear that they’re driving around their neighborhood or street, which is def illegal.

TMZ dropped this truth bomb with the photo:

Truth is … Noah taking the wheel 20-months ahead of sked shouldn’t be shocking — Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus’ M.O. is to let their kids act like adults. Remember, Miley bought her own house when she was just 17.

So there you go. Is this another case of a Cyrus family member “just being [Cyrus family member]“?

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook