Whoa. Are you guys seeing this? Are you seeing what I’m seeing? Because what I’m seeing is that Snooki looks absolutely amazing without makeup. Like, this girl is positively...
Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was gracious enough to speak to E! Entertainment’s Marc Malkin earlier in the week, and in addition to discussing highlights... You know what they say – damned if you do, damned if you dye your hair a sort-of unflattering color, and that’s where Snooki is right about now, I’d say.
See, when I... This is how Jersey Shore‘s Snooki spent Christmas – sitting in her messy bedroom taking self-portraits and mugging for her boyfriend’s really shitty camera. It could be... Yesterday we did the Top 5 Douchebags of 2011, so I thought it only fair to give credit where credit is due (even if the aforementioned “credit” is only on temporary loan, like... So, I’ve said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I’m going to say it again: I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost, Snooki... I know Snooki probably wants us to think that there’s an “angel atop the tree” joke in this photo somewhere, but I’m too busy looking at her doofus boyfriend’s... The last season of Jersey Shore was so intense, right? There was all that drama with Jionni, we got to see Snooki’s problem with alcohol become painfully obvious and undeniable (as... Wow. Uh, I sort of told the whole story in that headline. Snooki rubs kitty litter on her face as part of her beauty regime.
Oh, I could give you guys the priceless excerpt from... Looks to me like Snooki‘s becoming quite the caricature of herself, huh?
I also love that absolutely no one is fazed by her presence. It’s like no one even cares. It’s... “I read somewhere that Abercrombie & Fitch offered to pay The Situation not to wear their clothes—but who am I to say who should be wearing mine? I do remember someone... The Scent of Snooki from Snooki
Oh dear heavens. I wasn’t even aware that Snooki was launching a fragrance, but I suppose this Funny or Die clip is probably the best...
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