I know, I gagged a little writing that headline, so I can imagine how it must feel to have that bomb dropped on you with no prior warning. MTV reports that the entire cast of Jersey Shore...
But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you’d think she’d be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of... “I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting.”
Oh. OK then. See, I thought there was some kind of misunderstanding for a second. That... No, I’m just joshin’ you, Snooki has actually been looking kind of miserable for a while. Even before her pregnancy and engagement were confirmed, I’d been keeping an eye... Of course those lovable guidos and guidettes are happy for Snooki! Why wouldn’t they be? She’s having a baby! What could possibly be wrong with that?
First, Pauly D spoke up... From Us Magazine:
After weeks of rumors, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant — and engaged to the father, beau... What a beautiful, beautiful time in Snooki‘s life! This girl finally found the man of her dreams, is currently housing their lovechild in her uterus, and now, she’s engaged! ... Do you remember Emilio Masella? He used to date Snooki before she broke up with him in a voicemail, and he was developing a reality show called Fist-Pumping for Love with Spencer Pratt for... Can anyone explain to me why the entire world isn’t more entranced with the idea of Snooki being pregnant? Like, when I first read about it, I was shocked. I thought the celebrity... From the New York Post:
Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to... I know – I just about died when I considered the notion, too, but after reading the interview they recently gave to our friends at the Huffington Post, I … well, read for... Wow. Wowwowwow. So bad. Snooki: so bad. If you didn’t watch the video, I’ll spare you the gory details and just say that Snooki is so excited, and she just can’t hide it...
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