I know Sarah just talked about this a few days ago, but seriously, how good is Snooki looking these days? I think she’s always been cute, but when she got pregnant, she stopped tanning, and it seems like she’s started using more natural makeup (natural for Snooki, of course), and honestly, I think she’s super hot right now.
Unfortunately, Snooki doesn’t agree with me. She just did an interview with In Touch, and she says she’s still got a ways to go:
“I really don’t like how I look,” the Jersey Shore star tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “When you have a baby you get stretch marks, and it’s all loose skin. Everything needs to get back to where it was.”
The newly minted jewelry designer (whose debut line, Snooki Couture by Nicole Polizzi, launches Nov. 10 on StyleQueen.com) admits though she adores motherhood, it’s taken its toll on her body. “[My boobs] look huge — I hate it. Ugh.”
It’s only been two months since she gave birth to baby Lorenzo, but Snooki reveals she’s “desperate to lose the rest of the weight,” and has about 20 more pounds to go. “I’m hoping to lose it by my birthday [Nov. 23].”
Adds the star, “When I feel comfortable naked, that’s when I’ll feel good.”
Twenty pounds, really? There might be some stuff going on under her clothes that she doesn’t feel comfortable with, but with her tiny frame, I don’t think she has twenty pounds to lose. She’s said that she wants to go right back to her pre-pregnancy weight – 98 pounds – and I just don’t get it. Girl looks awesome, and I wish she’d just realize that already.
October 26, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
I have just one thing to say to Snooki—and it starts with “F-ck” and ends with “you”. Because oh my goodness, I looked *NOTHING* like this eight weeks after giving birth (either time), and to be honest with you, I still don’t look anything like this, and my last child was born seven-and-a-half months ago (not that I’m stressing about it, I’m just making an honest observation) and I’m mad jealous in a “you go girl” kind of way.
Realistically speaking, Snooki doesn’t even look like a Snooki anymore. I mean, yeah, I pretty much totally despise her fashion, still, but she’s so cute! And I’m sorry, but I just can’t associate the word “cute” with someone named Snooki. Unless the Snooki in question is a five-year-old child with an underbite, it can’t be done. Gosh. She looks good without makeup, she looks good post-baby, and now even Jersey Shore has been cancelled. Does Snooki possibly have a future in something not completely trashy here? It might just be, guys. It might just be.
October 21, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Sarah
Legit loungin in pjs & no makeup. I feel good.
Guys, can I tell you how much I just love it when Snooks takes photos of herself without seventeen layers of war paint slathered all over her face and décolletage? Because she always looks so pretty and happy and free, but I’m wondering if, this time, Snooki’s not only showing off her bare face, but some minor surgery? Because girlfriend’s face looks a little different than it did last time we saw her without makeup, and here’s that photo to compare:
It’s something with the teeth and the cheeks, maybe. Did she get new chompers? Chicken cutlets in her face a la Madonna? Or is it maybe just newfound sobriety that thinned her face out in all the right spots?
Photo courtesy of Snooki’s Twitter
October 5, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Aww, you guys! Aww!
I mentioned this earlier this week, but I’ve been watching Snooki and J-Woww, and I absolutely love it. I know that the whole pregnancy thing, which is pretty much the main storyline, wasn’t planned at all, but I think it’s great. I love Snooki, I truly do, and I just really enjoyed being able to watch her go through this huge transformation. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it. You get to see Snooki be responsible, more of her relationship with Jionni (which doesn’t seem nearly as bad as I feared it was), and classic moments like J-Woww pausing during a huge fight with her boyfriend to ask him “what’s a stalemate?” It’s really something special.
And just to keep the adorable train going, here’s a few tweets from Snooki about little Lorenzo:
I have the coolest kid ever.
Is it weird in already thinking about what Lorenzo is going to wear to prom? -_- I’m so annoying.
Watchin Lorenzo sleep on this lovely Saturday night
Omg. Lorenzo just peed and pooped on us while we were changing his diaper. #amazing
Chillen with my Lorenzo. he’s starting to smile! Ugh
I love my son.
Up with Lorenzo. he makes me so happy!!
Ugh just looking at Lorenzo and I start crying happy tears! I’ve never been so happy in my life!!!
September 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm by Emily
So People got the first photos of Snooki‘s brand new baby – I’ll show you the cover in a minute – and I’m sorry, but this is a damn cute family. Jionni still makes me nervous from that time that Jersey Shore went to Italy and he was a manipulative, creepy little asshole, but hopefully all this new responsibility has changed him for the better. Regardless of anything actually happening in this household, which I think we can all agree is a whole different can of worms, I think they look happy and beautiful and proud. And that baby!
All right, here’s the cover:
His little shoes!
There aren’t many details from the interview yet, but we do know that People did this whole thing just six days after little Lorenzo was born. Oh, and that whole birth thing? Yeah, that took “more than 24 hours of labor.” Just think about that.
Lorenzo’s middle name is Dominic, after Snooki’s uncle that passed away. The precious little family is living with Jionni’s parents. Snooki says that “the partying is long gone” and that she’s “a new person.” And about her feelings for her son, she said “it’s a different kind of love that I never felt before.” You guys.
I know a lot of you have a secret, shameful love for Snooki, but even for you guys that openly dislike her: you have to admit that this is at least a little precious, right?
September 5, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
And today, she’s been updating Twitter like a madwoman, telling us all about her eyelashes, and how excited she is about ‘American Horror Story’, and casually mentioning that she’s wearing … ugh, diapers (TMI, Snooks. T. M. I). Here’s a few of Snooki‘s select Tweets from the last day or so:
Im finally able to eat eggs again! While I was pregnant I couldn’t even smell them! Now I’m killing it with egg whites!!! #YUM
Post birth isn’t so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS. ?
? “@Perfumania: Congrats to @snooki and her new baby! Get her new #SnookiPerfume gift-set available now! http://ow.ly/dfUfq ”
Omg. I love you. “@JLaValle: Idk what I enjoy more, watching my fiancé sleep or watching my son sleep?…Both are amazing! #Lafamiglia”
Catching up on some shut eye! So sleepy
I’m legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean
CAN’T WAIT! “@PerezHilton: @FXNetworks Stare Into The Bleeding Eyes Of INSANITY In New American Horror Story: HERE!
Duh…..????“@ChanntellyLace: @snooki did you rock your lashes during the birth? Lol”
Lorenzo is even cuter today. #imsolucky
So, OK. Definitely random. But the parts where she’s talking about how cute her baby is and how over the moon she is over how over the moon her fiance, Jionni LaValle, is, it’s definitely kind of aww-inducing. Or, at least, would be, if it weren’t all over Twitter once an hour, making me wonder how content this baby must be that Snooks has this kind of time on her hands.
Ah, the life of a Jersey Shore socialite!