So Scream 4 premieres in theaters on Friday. Are you guys pretty excited? I am. I love cheesy horror movies, and the Scream movies, while not all that scary, were always pretty good. They make me think of my later high school years, and how cheesy that was, and all in all, it’s good, cheesy memory-making fun. I mean, I can’t really take anything seriously that David Arquette has done since then (or, wait … ever), and it’s going to be cool to see the Courteney Cox evolution that’s occurred over the past decade, and hell, whatever Neve Campbell‘s been doing aside from riding the Scream royalties, so yeah. Good times. It’s also pretty interesting to see how uncomfortable Courteney looks next to her ‘best friend,’ David, and how you just KNOW that Neve is on the prowl for some hot young dude (not David) since her divorce.

And also, did Matthew Lillard (Scream‘s original Stu) have some kind of stroke? That, and Nia Vardalos, who is absolutely adorable and whom I LOVE really needs to have some pose-coaching, because that pose she struck on the red carpet? Just … wow. And one last thing, I promise – why the fuck was Marilyn Manson and his fat hands there? … OK, sorry, I lied: Jamie Kennedy? Guys, he’s looking just so fine. SO SO FINE.

Anyway. You guys gonna go see it?

Neve Campbell, who’s ramping up on a publicity blitz for the upcoming Scream 4 (are you totally excited? I’m totally excited), recently gave an interview with Health magazine, where she’ll be the cover model for the April issue. Neve, who was always what many would consider ‘average’ in her body type, and probably ‘fat’ in the world of celebrities, addresses the varied issues like body image and dieting:

Neve, on who’s to blame for the scary-skinny fads:

“Women put the pressure on ourselves. Let’s look toward the environment and charity, [and] have less of a focus on our appearance…It’s ridiculous. I remember watching CNN once, and on the bottom ticker it said something like, ‘Beyoncé no longer wants to be called Bootylicious.’”

On what it’s like to lose and gain weight for movie roles:

“There’s definitely a standard that is expected…I watched too many of my dancer friends throwing up. They’d end up really sick, or in the hospital, or not being able to have children. And I won’t do that to myself. Maybe I’m not a stick, but I’m really healthy and happy, and I think I look good.”

On bashing fad diets:

“I did the Atkins thing about seven years ago, and it didn’t make me feel good at all. And if you look at it, that much fat and meat is just wrong.”

I think Neve’s got a bunch of really valid points. I think we all struggle with the hand that we’ve been genetically dealt sometimes, and it’s empowering to hear something like this come from a woman who’s healthy, accomplished, and beautiful. Her confidence practically radiates from what she’s saying, and it’s fab that she’s not out there pointing the finger at certain groups, people, or ideas that pressure solely comes from the outside.

Actress Neve Campbell, who just split from actor husband John Light not all that long ago, has been seen out in New York with Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa. The two are a year apart in age and seem to be getting along really well. A source close to Neve told HuffPo, “They’re dating. Neve is really happy.”

Dude, Isaiah is mad hot and those commercials are fascinating to watch. I don’t know if I’d call them “hilarious” like HuffPo did, but they are works of art. Good for Neve for moving on to what appears to be an upgrade.

And by another show of hands, tell me those of you who even knew that girlfriend was married. ‘Cause I didn’t. I mean, I know I should be keeping up with the personal lives of celebrities that haven’t really been all that relevant since 1999 or so, so I guess it’s my bad, but come on.

Campbell, who’s starring in the upcoming and hopefully career-reviving Scream 4 sequel, has let it leak that she secretly filed for divorce from her husband, British actor John Light, back in June.

TMZ claims that the couple is working through the process amicably, and still remains close friends, but man. How are you gonna be friends when someone in the marriage goes and files for divorce on the sly? A source close to the couple also tells TMZ that Neve is attempting to block Light from any spousal support in an upcoming hearing.

Friendly-friend divorce, huh?

What was your favorite Neve Campbell body of work? The Scream movies, Party of Five (ha), Wild Things, 54? Personally, my favorite was The Craft, and her role on Are You Afraid of the Dark‘s ‘Tale of the Dangerous Soup.’

You may not like Neve Campbell on the whole, and I’m cool with that, but if you didn’t like Are You Afraid of the Dark, then I’m telling you right now – you’re dead to me.

Look, it’s Neve Campbell, in a rare public appearance in her adopted hometown of London.

She may dress like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman these days, but she’ll always have the sad eyes of a Salinger.

Neve Campbell, who you’ll remember from when she used to be famous, is reportedly planning marry British actor John Light at a secret Malibu location this weekend. Neve moved to London two years ago, primarily to live with Light, but also because it’s as good a place as any to make your eyes real narrow and furrow your eyebrows and let the slightest trace of a tear build up while your lips part just the tiniest bit and turn down a little around the edges, make small, sad choking noises and hope someone wants to film it.