Mya is pictured above at the Closing Party for Rock Media Fashion Week in Miami, Florida.
I’m guessing the ghetto superstar didn’t get the memo that it was, indeed, a fashion expo, ’cause if she had, she wouldn’t have shown up looking like a defunct Sesame Street reject that hit the outside alley for some junkie-love before entering the building.
Beyond that dress, the rest of her looks great and she still seems like the sweet and lovely Mya I remember from high school, but the outfit’s. gotta. go.
Who knows, this could be a mere call for help, a crying out of sorts, to ensure that we won’t forget that Mya exists for another eight years.
We won’t, honey. Not after this, we won’t.
I haven’t slept in like 36 hours.
I’m taking a nap before I start thinking the photos on WireImage are talking to me.
Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven’t? It’s a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It’s funny — you should watch it. (You should get high first.) The point is, there’s a very important scene in this movie: two news anchors are reporting live on camera on the in-progress Civil War. The man says “And, in other news,” and then the woman turns to him and screams “You wanker! There is no other news!” It’s been a running joke among my friends and I since, well, 1997. But it’s ever so fitting, now, as the celeb gossip world begins to wade through the emotional hangover that inevitably follows any Britney Spears Divorce Day. What else could possibly be of any import? I hear murmurings of some political elections that happened yesterday, and it’s possible they even took place in the U.S., but who cares? Britney Spears filed for divorce.
Alas, I have a job to do, and all the other celebs are all alive and well and going about their non-Britney-Spears-divorce business, so here goes:
Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-section. Check out the (very graphic) trailer. [Defamer]
Kanye West didn’t mean to be such a jackass at the MTV Europe VMAs. He was just drunk. So it’s totally okay. [HGW]
Apparently Rosario Dawson and Jason Lewis have been dating for two years. Don’t waste too many brain cells on that, because they split up. [Pop on the Pop]
R&B star Mya suffers a panic attack and is taken to the hospital after eating a marijuana cookie. [CelebSlam]
Oh, right, that election. [CNN]