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Best, Worst, And WTF Of Grammy’s Fashion



So The Grammys bore a new meme: Pharrell‘s hat.


Sorry, but I’m not ready for this to be a new thing.

Let’s take a look at what others wore to this craptacular awards show!

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Miranda Lambert Swears She Didn’t Get Surgery To Lose Weight


Miranda Lambert is slamming reports that she had any sort of surgery to lose weight. I believe her, because the results aren’t drastic enough to point and say say, “Bitch got lipo”, in my opinion. (The above photos were taken almost a year apart.) She was so upset, she posted an open letter to fans on her website. Here’s what it says:

Though I NEVER care what the tabloids have to say about me… I wanted to address this certain story they are running this week and set the record straight. I DID NOT have surgery to lose weight. That is ridiculous. I lost my weight the healthy and good old fashioned way. Watching what I eat and working out with my trainer Bill Crutchfield. As for the assumed number of pounds lost…? I don’t even know! Like I have always said, it’s not about a scale, it’s about how you feel and how your jeans fit. And on November 10th when I turned 30, my skinny jeans were finally baggy! Mission accomplished! So for anyone who is tempted to read the “Trash Talk” please don’t. I am proud to be a normal size girl and I want to encourage everyone to be confident at any size. Thanks for the support yall!



Oh, and in case you were wondering, she and her husband are doing just fine.

But what do you think? Surgery or no?

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Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert Are Fine, Ya Nosy Bastards

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Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have a marriage made in country heaven, though some people would really like to destroy that and/or make you think it’s not working out. People have claimed that Miranda cheated with Brad Paisley or someone of the sort, and Blake is always accused of getting it on with someone or other. These rumours are totally unsubstantiated, of course, but since they were both married to other people when they got together, people like to give them a hard time. Y’all see how bad LeAnn has it!

Anyway, Blake’s calling bullshit on all of it and claims that he lets Miranda go through his phone and computer. Uh, if your partner doesn’t trust you to the point where they feel the NEED to go through your shit like that, I think it’s a problem. But perhaps he’s just being anecdotal.

From People:

“[I tell Miranda], ‘I have nothing to hide from you,’ ” he says.

In fact, The Voice judge says one secret to making their marriage work is giving Lambert access to his phone – if she wants it. “That’s always been our policy: ‘Here’s my phone. Go through it,’ ” he says.

“That’s really the kind of trust we have,” Shelton continues. “There are no secrets. [I'll say,] ‘Go dig through my drawers or my computer if you feel like you need to.’ And that’s been a really good thing, because I don’t want her to ever have any doubts.”

Well, that’s… special. But she shouldn’t have any doubts because you’re her husband and she trusts that your relationship is strong. Of course, lots of people get cheated on when they think their partner is faithful, so I dunno. In any case, I think these two are probably fine.

Quotables: Miranda Lambert Still Doesn’t Like Chris Brown

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“He beat a girl…not cool that we act like that didn’t happen. I didn’t feel right about not saying something. The loudmouth that I am, I say what I think. I wanted everyone to know that I don’t agree with the message it’s sending to young women. It’s not okay. At all. To be celebrated after doing something like that. I don’t think it’s right, I never will, and I will stand by what I said till the day I die.”

- Miranda Lambert stays real about the assholery that is Chris Brown.

Just in case you forgot, Miranda is talking about that time that she tweeted about how weird it was that Chris performed twice at the Grammys last year, and about how she’ll keep saying it as long as she needs to, because it just. Makes. Sense.

Does anyone else love this woman? Because I think I do.

Miranda Lambert Slams Chris Brown for Performing at the Grammys

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Oh, wait – that headline should read ‘Everyone slams Chris Brown for performing at the Grammys’. Because practically an entire troop’s worth of celebrities did as well. Here are two of Miranda’s original Tweets:

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But as I said, she wasn’t the only one who thought that Chris would have been better off sucking a giant d-ck in prison rather than performing (um, twice) at this year’s Grammys. From E! Online:

Nestled among the incredulous was Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet.

“Are Chris brown’s mom and dad CBS and Grammy Brown?” he asked.

Fellow small-screen big name Sherri Shepherd also offered up her point of view: “Looks like all is forgiven w Chris Brown. That’s all I’ll say.”

But other stars were just getting started.

“Chris brown…people don’t forget! #chrisbrownbeatswomen” Jack Osbourne tweeted out. “If Chris Brown had worn a wife beater, the irony would eclipse the whole show #chrisbrownbeatswomen.”

Michelle Branch also added to the pileup of disbelief, tweeting, “Trying not to go off on a rant but…Chris Brown…*bites tongue* have we forgiven him? #Grammys.”

Seemingly answering that very question, at least for himself, was Ethan Suplee. “Why wasn’t Chris Brown fired from ‘music’ (public dancing) when he beat up that girl?…Dear ‘thugs’ and ‘gangstas’ of the hip-hop industry, how is it that none of you ‘handled’ Chris Brown? #thuglife #prisonrules #getsome.”

Of course, sometimes the best response is the simplest, which was supplied in this case by Wil Wheaton.
“Everyone who apparently forgot what Chris Brown did to Rihanna should read the police report on exactly what he did.”

Right? And I agree. Whatever business the Academy thought they had pulling Chris Brown into the mix – oh … wait. Ratings. Right. – goes far beyond my realm of understanding, but that didn’t stop him from doing his normal “Ima flip shit all over you grimy motherfu-kers” and run his foul-ass mouth. Nope. This is how Chris has been responding to the thrashing that his fellow celebrities have been giving him since this past weekend:


Strange how we pick and choose who to hate! Let me ask u this. Our society is full of rappers (which I listen to) who have sold drugs (poisoning). But yet we glorify them and imitate everything they do.

Then right before the worlds eyes a man shows how he can make a Big mistake and learn from it, but still has to deal with day to day hatred! You guys love to hate!!! But guess what???

F-ck you.

Which, of course, have – surprise, surprise! – all been pulled from his Twitter account – probably by his agent or publicist or zen adviser or whatever the f-ck he’s got going on these days. Definitely not him, though, because he’s just too stupid to realize that there’s a time and a place to run your mouth – unless you’re Chris Brown, and then you’ve got no time and no place to do it as long as you live. He sure sounds rehabilitated, doesn’t he.