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Minnie Driver Pops Out That Kiddo

There’s been nothing mini about Minnie Driver lately, but luckily for all of us those days are now behind us.

After three long years of pregnancy, Ms. Driver finally gave birth to son Henry Story Driver, on Friday in LA. The little boy weighed in at 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and Minnie’s still keeping mum on the identity of the father. Not that anyone would care anyway.

Congrats, Minnie.

Milking It

Minnie Driver Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures, Photos

I hate Minnie Driver. I can’t even remember why at this point. It started back in the Matt Damon days. I used to really like her, and then she did something that pissed me off, and I can’t remember what, but I still hate her for it and I know I can never forgive her for that thing she did ten years ago that I can’t remember. It’s like Minnie Driver and I are estranged right now. I am Angelina Jolie and Minnie Driver is my Jon Voight. (And Charlie is my Maddox! And Minnie will never get to meet him!)

Anyway.

She’s all preggers and shit, and showing it off at the premiere of Street Kings.