Meet Minnie Driver’s Baby
Oct 06, 2008 at 02:07 pm by Evil Beet

Little Henry made his debut on his mom’s MySpace page.

Do you think Minnie was trying to make a statement by not auctioning him off to the highest bidder?

Or was she just so embarrassed by how low the offers were?

Methinks the latter.

Minnie Driver Pops Out That Kiddo
Sep 08, 2008 at 10:24 pm by Evil Beet

There’s been nothing mini about Minnie Driver lately, but luckily for all of us those days are now behind us.

After three long years of pregnancy, Ms. Driver finally gave birth to son Henry Story Driver, on Friday in LA. The little boy weighed in at 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and Minnie’s still keeping mum on the identity of the father. Not that anyone would care anyway.

Congrats, Minnie.

Minnie Driver Is Just Too Pregnant to Wear a Matching Bikini
Aug 25, 2008 at 09:52 pm by Evil Beet

Sigh.

Is she going to be pregnant forever?

Milking It
Apr 04, 2008 at 01:15 am by Evil Beet

Minnie Driver Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures, Photos

I hate Minnie Driver. I can’t even remember why at this point. It started back in the Matt Damon days. I used to really like her, and then she did something that pissed me off, and I can’t remember what, but I still hate her for it and I know I can never forgive her for that thing she did ten years ago that I can’t remember. It’s like Minnie Driver and I are estranged right now. I am Angelina Jolie and Minnie Driver is my Jon Voight. (And Charlie is my Maddox! And Minnie will never get to meet him!)

Anyway.

She’s all preggers and shit, and showing it off at the premiere of Street Kings.