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7Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus’s Getup at the Billboard Music Awards

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Well, well, well. Look who we have here. It’s little Miley Cyrus wearing what definitely appears to be boyfriend Liam Hemsworth‘s tuxedo jacket. And heels. Really fabulous heels, incidentally.

Miley recently appeared on ‘The Conversation‘, where she talked to host Amanda de Cadenet about her First Major Heartbeak—which was at age fourteen, so you’re aware:

“My dad always said it to me, and I never really listened. I would always sweat the small stuff, and I think it’s ‘this too shall pass. That’s something I so needed to remember, when you’re that young, even now, everything that happens, it’s the end of the world, it’s the end of your world. I had my biggest heartbreak when I was 14 — even though that sounds crazy because I was 14 — but it is. That was what love was to me. I was in love with somebody. I was in love with this person that I thought was perfect, and so amazing and so when you get your heart broken that’s all you see: The rest of my life is ruined because he doesn’t love me back. He doesn’t think I’m pretty, then I’m not pretty. He doesn’t think I’m worth his time, I’m not worth anyone’s time. That kind of thing. So I think just remember that “this too shall pass” and it’s not the end of the world … You got to keep going. It’s generic, but it’s true. It’s a big something to remember.”

The ex-boyfriend in question is none other than Nick Jonas, who went on to date Selena Gomez for a minute, who is now dating Justin Bieber. Selena, that is, not Nick. Although I’d question that if I didn’t know better. All these Disney or whatever kids. I can barely keep them straight anymore.

Anyway, back to the dress—now, I know that we’re accustomed to seeing Miley in various states of semi-undress, ever since she was, like, fifteen or something with those “leaked” photos, but is this dress even appropriate for a nineteen-year-old? Yeah, I realize that nineteen is “legal” and nineteen is “adult,” but damn. She’s really going for broke these days, isn’t she?

May 21, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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3Blind Item: Which Celebrity Is Too Desperate for Attention?

From Blind Gossip:

Her career has waned, but this girl isn’t willing to sit back and see other young performers take any headlines away from her. Lots of antics in the past couple of months, each one that should be accompanied by the caption “Hey! Look at ME!”

Significant Other starring in a movie? Upstage him on the red carpet! People talking about how good looking he is? Wear (or don’t wear) something that creates a photo frenzy! He scored another big acting job? Create a rumor that you are in contention for a big TV job! His brother is having a baby? Adopt another pet! Your movie flops? Get another piercing or tattoo! Not cool.

Her hunger for fame and need for constant attention is exhausting everyone, especially her Significant Other. Word is that he is looking for the exit door.

Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus for days.

Her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, did The Hunger Games, of course, and she wore that ridiculous outfit to the premiere. Everybody realized how beautiful Liam is, and Miley flashed her vag to the paparazzi. Liam’s career has started blowing up, and Miley almost got that X Factor gig. Liam’s brother, Chris, and his wife just had a little baby girl, and Miley just adopted yet another dog. Nobody liked Miley’s new movie, LOL, and she just got her nose pierced. Did we cover every single thing in that blind item? I believe we did.

Even though I feel like I made a pretty solid case, do you think this blind item means anything other than that Liam is getting sick of Miley’s shenanigans?

May 18, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
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7Love It or Leave It: Whatever Miley’s Doing Today

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I just don’t even know, you guys. Some people would say (not people as in me, because I personally prefer my ladies a bit on the curvy side) that Miley Cyrus has the “ideal” body, so you would think that she’d be doing creative, fun things with the clothes she adorns her body with, so this? I guess it’s really just unexplainable. It defies all reason. Why someone would go out in high-waisted white (!!) short-shorts and a black tube-top looking thing with … with … are they black mini-combat boots? is completely beyond me.

I’ve told you guys before that I’m no pillar of fashion—though I do intend to head out to the outlet stores a few miles away to do some serious shopping today to beef up my summer wardrobe WOO—but even I know bad fashion when I see it. And this, folks, is bad, bad fashion. These damn shorts look like the shorts I wore last night to ride the lawn tractor, and that wasn’t me making a fashion statement. It was me wearing the crappiest damn article of clothing I possibly own in order to use them and abuse them and finally have an excuse to get rid of them, crikey.

Also. Miley! Change your damn hair color. It’s doing freaking nothing for your skin tone, girl. That much I can speak with utter confidence upon. Go red, go blonde, but this waffling in between only makes you look like you dye your own. Badly.

May 18, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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7Miley Cyrus is Tiny, Y’all

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And so cute! I’m not a big Miley fan by nature, but just look at that dress. It’s adorable. I’d love to wear something like that, but because I’ve got this wonderful c-section scar, it looks like my abs have been cut in thirds (well, 2/3 and 1/3, really) and guys, because I’m not Miranda-f-cking-Kerr, I don’t quite have my fighting belly back just yet. Sue me. Give it time.

Anyway, this is Miley, and she’s looking quite svelte. Lots of people are speculating, “Oh! My! Is she losing too much weight?” “Is she drifting into anorexia?” but realistically, I have to go ahead and say no. I mean, for now. I can’t predict what she’s going to look like in three months, especially in light of “Oh my God, is Miley Cutting?”, but right now, right in this moment, she looks cute. See, Miley’s a naturally slender girl. You just have to look at her bone structure to know it. Big shoulder bones, no hips … she’s practically shoulders all the way down to the back of her knees, she’s got so flat an ass. And that’s OK because that’s how she’s just built.

We won’t talk about what’s going on from the neck up, because the hair color’s heinous, the pancake makeup is going to do nothing for those breakouts (trust me on this, girl), and the glasses are all askew, making it look like she’s got a badly-healed broken nose. All in all, if Miley concentrated on working everything that she’s got and started keeping her mouth shut, we might be making some serious progress. Until then, I’m content to admire that fine little dress she’s wearing and hopefully, someday, make it my own.

May 17, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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9Miley Cyrus Got Another Dog

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And no, I’m not talking about that poor little dog, Happy, that she found in the Walmart parking lot two weeks ago. I’m talking about a brand new dog that she adopted over the weekend. This new dog’s name is Mary Jane, and man, is she adorable:

So how many dogs does Miley have now? Five. Five dogs. Is it just me, or is that a lot of dogs? I mean, I love having pets* as much as the next person, and I understand that Miley has way more than enough money to take care of all these dogs, but does she have enough time? Does she hire nannies to come help her raise the dogs? Since it only took her two weeks between adoptions this time, should we be expecting her to bring her next dog home by the end of the week? Is she going to become an animal hoarder? So many questions. So many dogs.

I’ll attach a gallery so you can get a better idea of the precious critters roaming the Cyrus home. The ugly rug that the dogs are posing on is just a bonus.

*Speaking of pets, this happened to me a couple of days ago, and I felt the need to share. I was at the mall on Sunday, killing time before my movie started, and I wandered into the Spencer’s. While I was looking at the dragon statues or whatever, this little boy, who was probably around ten, came up to me and said “can I show you something?” I said yeah, and he pulled this toy rat out from behind his back and held it up to my face. I guess he was trying to scare me, but I was like “oh, awesome, I have pet rats at home!” And he responded with “I dissect rats.” I made some “buh!” noise, because thanks, kid, and I didn’t really know where to take the conversation from there, so I sort of started walking away, but I said “oh, you dissected a rat in school?” And he said “no, I dissect rats at home. For science.” How horrifying is that? I did walk away after that, and I went on to my movie (The Raven, by the way. It was ok.), but seriously, what an odd kid**.

**In an effort not to end things on a creepy note, let me tell you that my kitten has been sleeping in my arms like a baby the whole time I was typing this story, and last night after dinner, he climbed on my lap and purred like he wanted to snuggle, but really he just wanted to lick my lips. I didn’t let him, obviously, but then he found my boyfriend’s glass of milk and he forgot all about it.

May 16, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
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7Meet Miley Cyrus’ New Dog, Happy!

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One of the things I love about Miley Cyrus (and just to clarify, I’m not sure I would say that I love Miley Cyrus herself, but there are definitely things that I thoroughly appreciate about her) is how much she loves animals. She has the most adorable dogs, and she’s always talking about adopting pets rather than buying them. For instance, when Khloe Kardashian tweeted that she wanted a puppy, she said that Miley told her to email her her phone number so that she could speak to her about adoption. That’s really sweet, right?

If you think that’s sweet though, you’re probably going to just adore the story about how Miley met her completely adorable new puppy, Happy:

Miley Cyrus has a new reason to smile, and his name is Happy.

The singer brought home a new puppy on Tuesday, adding to her full house of dogs, including Lila, Floyd and Ziggy.

“He was left in a box in front of Walmart,” she Tweeted Wednesday. “I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. That’s why we named him Happy.”

The dog, a possible Rottweiler-beagle mix, has gone “from cardboard” to Maison Martin Margiela, according to Cyrus, who shared a photo of her new puppy lying on luxurious-looking leather.

Cyrus’s boyfriend, Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth, was spotted yesterday picking up bags of pet food and a new dog bed from the store yesterday – and now we know why!

And just in case that wasn’t quite touching enough for you, here’s another picture of Happy:

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Oh my goodness, I want one! But no really, I want one. I’ve been thinking about getting a dog for a while now. It’s not that I don’t love my guinea pigs and rats, but I’ve always wanted a dog, and I feel like it’s almost time for that to happen. The problem is that I live in an apartment, and while I believe a house is going to come our way soon, I’m not sure how to work that out. I should probably wait, right? Ideally though, I’d love to find a smaller, older dog (seriously, guys, I am so weak, and I think it would be a good idea to be able to pick up my dog) who would enjoy cuddling with me while I spend my days reading about Lindsay Lohan and talking to you guys. Any tips or suggestions or anything?

May 3, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
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