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5Is Miley Cyrus Going to Be A Judge on X Factor Too?

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It’s possible, but I want to talk about this picture real quick before we get into it. I don’t get the thought process when celebrities do this type of thing, do you? I’m sure it would absolutely suck to get your picture taken every single place that you go (even though, you know, that’s not a surprise when you pursue this particular profession), but does Miley not realize that creeping around while pulling a coat up over her head doesn’t exactly read as inconspicuous? Did she go “I know, I’ll put on these sunglasses and place the collar of my jacket around my forehead, and no one will pay attention to me then!” Even if she wasn’t in Hollywood, if she was running around like this, she’d get noticed.

But enough about Miley and her silly pictures. Let’s talk about the rumors that Miley is in the running to be a judge on X Factor, all right?

Miley Cyrus is being eyed as a potential fourth judge on Fox’s X Factor, Celebuzz has exclusively learned.

The ‘Party in the USA’ pop star is on Simon Cowell‘s top-secret shortlist that also includes Fergie, Avril Lavigne and Demi Lovato, an insider confirmed.

“There have been talks with Miley,” the source revealed.

Whilst Britney Spears has not yet inked her deal, it’s believed to be inevitable that she will join Cowell and fellow judge L.A. Reid, the chairman of Epic Records, in a deal worth up to $15 million, the source added.

“Britney’s deal is not done, it’s close, but we are not that far ahead to be making a formal announcement,” a source told Celebuzz.

Last week, in a move believed to be tied to Spears’ new X Factor gig, a Los Angeles judge made the ‘Toxic’ singer’s fiancé, Jason Trawick, a co-conservator, allowing him to sign off on decisions related to her career.

19-year-old Cyrus’ link to the vacant role comes as Cowell seeks to replace Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul, who he fired after last season.

An X Factor spokesperson refused to confirm talks with any of the stars when contacted.

Yes. If Britney Spears does finally sign on to be a judge, then the next season of X Factor will be unstoppable. Could you imagine Britney and Miley interacting with each other? It would be so much gold, it really would. They could joke about their Southern roots and do bong hits together, and … no, that’s it. That’s all I want to see. They’d probably save the “Britney and Miley Share a Bong” bit for the finale, right? Whatever, it’d be so worth the wait.

May 2, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
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3Miley Cyrus is a Big Puss

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Miley Cyrus got her stitches out today, guys. Did you know that? Remember how she “cut her finger” while “cooking” with a “blender”? Yes, well today she went back to the hospital to have them take out her sutures. You’re probably wondering what the whole “Miley Cyrus is a big puss” thing is all about, and guys, don’t worry: I’m here to tell you. Miley Cyrus is a big puss because she went to the hospital to get her stitches out. I mean, who doesn’t remove their own stitches nowadays? Come on! I had a c-section nine weeks ago and I removed my own steri-strips, you know (real talk: it was awful. It was gross. It was kind of painful, and my surgeon played it off like it was no big thing).

Miley went on Twitter earlier today and let her followers know that she was on her way to the hospital to get the stitches removed and reminded us that her injury was due to a “cooking accident”:

scars remind us of where we’ve been. not where we’re going.

And now? All I can think about is that God-awful Papa Roach song, Scars. What? You have no idea what I’m on about? Well, it’s just this—and if you’ve never heard this song before, then you can thank me and hate me all in the same breath for bringing this crap into your life—OK?

Here’s the lyrics in case you couldn’t stomach the first fifteen seconds of music:

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And my scars remind me that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

Drunk and I’m feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
I’m pissed cause you came around
Why don’t you just go home
Cause you channel all your pain
And I can’t help you fix yourself
You’re making me insane
All I can say is

I tried to help you once
Against my own advice
I saw you going down
But you never realized
That you’re drowning in the water
So I offered you my hand
Compassion’s in my nature
Tonight is our last stand

I’m drunk and I’m feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
You shouldn’t ever come around
Why don’t you just go home?
Cause you’re drowning in the water
And I tried to grab your hand
I left my heart open
But you didn’t understand
But you didn’t understand
Go fix yourself

I can’t help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I’m sorry but I gotta move on with my own life
I can’t help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I’m sorry but I gotta move on with my own life

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

It’s just SO MILEY, guys, isn’t it?

April 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
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1Celebrity TwitPic of the Day: Miley Lounges in Lingerie

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The caption?:

As you can see i have a very busy Monday ;)

Because yes, most people lounge in lingerie during broad daylight on Mondays. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with staying in Sunday night’s pajamas well into Monday afternoon (because duh, do you know who you’re talking to?), but hanging out in the previous evening’s lingerie? Or worse, starting your day off with lingerie unless you’re on vacation somewhere tropical? Well that’s just weird, guys. We’re not in 1980′s Dynasty where it’s customary to wait for our feather-haired knights in shining armor to appear while eating bon-bons on bearskin rugs in front of the fireplace, Bon Jovi’s ‘Never Say Goodbye’ playing softly in the background. No, this strikes me as a little off.

All I know, Miley, is that your insecurity is showing, and I think there’s definitely a lot to the “Miley’s acting out because she’s afraid she’s going to lose Liam Hemsworth to a real career” thing. It shows in everything she’s done lately: the passive-agressiveTweeting of “engagement rings,” the “extreme dieting,” the verginer flashing, and I’m not even going to bring up the cutting suspicions. Nope, this girl could possibly be headed along the Amanda Bynes path, and if she doesn’t watch out, she just might end up like Lindsay Lohan. I know that’s a really awful, drastic thing to say, guys, but drastic times call for drastic measures sometimes, and I’m not quite sure I’d be all that surprised if Miley here started talking about how much she loves black dong and code words like “Bernie’s Gold Dust” or “Bolivian Marching Powder” for cocaine.

April 24, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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3Miley Cyrus Goes to Emergency Room with A Knife Wound!

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A knife wound that she inflicted upon her own finger.

Listen, you guys, I don’t like that as much as you do, the whole super misleading headline bit. It’s annoying, and if it were under the right circumstances, or about the right person or topic, it could be really upsetting, too. But when I got online this morning to check out the latest happenings, I was assaulted with headlines like “Miley Cyrus Rushed to The Emergency Room!!!” and “Miley Cyrus Hospitalized” and, my very favorite, “Bloody Miley Cyrus Goes to Emergency Room – Will She Be OK?” I had to do two whole seconds of anxious reading, two whole seconds where my thoughts raced and my imagination ran horribly wild, to figure out that the whole thing is not a big deal whatsoever.

Because yeah, Miley Cyrus accidentally cut her finger open while she was cooking:

Miley Cyrus is recovering after a trip to the hospital on Tuesday.

Photographed with white gauze thickly wrapped around her left pointer finger, the former Disney starlet “cut her finger while cooking,” her rep tells PEOPLE.

“[She] had to get a few stitches,” the rep continues. “She’s doing fine.”

In the photograph, Cyrus, 19 – clad in black combat boots and a black and white jumper covered in skulls – looked like she was experiencing a little bit of discomfort, but was tear-free.

And here’s the photograph:

A photo of Miley Cyrus

All this does is make me wish that my dad had written a really popular country song so I could be famous too, because I would be all over the news always. So far this week, I’ve stepped on a fish hook, banged my head on my nightstand, tripped over my pants and skinned my knee, and burnt my hand while cooking. I like to think there would be headlines like “Emily So Bravely Handles A Boo-Boo” or “Emily Blogs Through The Pain, Is An Inspiration to Us All,” but I know it would probably be more like “Emily Is A Clumsy Bitch, Should Have Learned How to Function Without Injury in The Past 23 Years.”

By the way, I just checked Miley’s Twitter to see if she had mentioned the incident yet, and, as usual, she didn’t let me down:

I’m all stitched up & have on a splint so I’m good. As you can tell by my expression, didn’t feel so good. Curse u blender!

So wait, she cut herself on a blender? Seriously? How do you even do that? Surely she didn’t stick her hand in it while it was on, right? She must have been cleaning the blades and got a little careless, that’s all. Right?

April 18, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
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3You Almost Saw Miley Cyrus Nip

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Girl’s really going all out, here, huh? First we’re treated to photos of her nether-regions when she elected not to wear panties underneath a Pilates dress (it’s a thing, guys; Miley‘s trying to trademark Pilates dresses, if that doesn’t sound entirely too ridiculous to you like it does me), and now she’s exposing sideboob on a shopping trip with her mom. Out of these two ladies, I’d be more inclined to think that Mother Tish would be showing us her goods, and trying to leave Miley in the dust when it comes to being voted Trashiest Trashbag This Side of Trashland, but Miley’s gone and outdone the lady who birthed her.

WOO BRALESS SIDEBOOB.

Also, Miley’s gone ahead and fully endorsed Ashey Judd for Ashley’s recent misogynist-bashing essay, and claims that the article was “music to her ears”:

“Thank you @AshleyJudd This article was music to my ears. Beautifully said and beyond inspiring. I hope everyone woman reads this.”

Miley, as you may know, claims that people are saying she’s anorexic because she’s lost weight in recent weeks, but she attributes it to going gluten-free. I guess the only thing I’ve got to say about that is “penis cake and beer.” Chock-full of gluten, right? According to Miley, though, it’s a good thing she’s laid off the glutes – but going as far as recommending it to everyone? Well, that part’s come under fire, because experts say that telling people they should all go gluten-free even if they don’t have to is a silly thing to say:

Rachel Begun, a registered dietitian and food industry consultant, told Today’s Health that only those who have been diagnosed with a gluten-related disorder should go on a gluten-free diet. In fact, Begun said “People who go gluten-free may gain weight if they rely mostly on highly-processed gluten free foods, many of which tend to be higher in fat, calories and sugar than their gluten-containing counterparts.”

Karen Ansel, also a registered dietitian and spokeswoman for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, agreed. “There’s absolutely no evidence that a gluten-free diet promotes weight loss,” Ansel explained. “However, there is data that indicates that following a gluten-free diet can result in a diet that’s low in key nutrients — especially iron, zinc and B vitamins such as folate and niacin.”

I mean, jeez, Miley. What are you trying to do, kill people out there? Make them – gasp! – fat? Just stick to showing us your sideboob, girl. You’ve got that on lockdown.

April 11, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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6Miley is Not Anorexic, OK?

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Did you know? First she thought we thought that her junk “engagement ring” was the real thing, so she had to make a statement to dispel those rumors, and now, because she’s looking all hot and toned because of all them PILATES, she apparently wants us to think that she’s anorexic, even though she’s, like, totally not.

From The Sun:

She fuelled speculation when she posted a photo of herself smelling, but refusing to eat, fast food on Twitter.

Miley wrote: “I can’t eat it. So I’m just gonna smell the s**t out of it! My mouth is literally watering.”

Her upload triggered a torrent of accusations that she has turned to extreme dieting to keep the weight off.

However, she’s been quick to lambast such claims, insisting her fast food snub was due to medical and health reasons.

She tweeted: “For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight it’s about health.

“Gluten is c**p anyway!… I ate today at Easter lunch but all of it was healthy and even more fulfilling! Health is happiness!”

Furthermore, Miley urged her fans to cut gluten out of their diets and reap the rewards.

She wrote: “Everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing! You won’t go back!”

Oh dear. Are we convinced yet? Are we? I know that we’ve all been really, really concerned that Miley’s anorexic because she’s doing things like showing her vagina to the free world, but honestly. It’s nothing but good, old-fashioned attention-whoring. It’s the way of the world, folks. Miley’s not anorexic. She’s just starved for attention.

April 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
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