Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke gave a really crappy performance at the MTV VMAs and I am just so effing over it. I’m sick of giving Miley attention for “just being Miley” and I’m sick of giving Robin Thicke attention for being (not having) a big dick.
I am not going to report on any of Miley’s VMA antics or the aftermath. People are losing their shit over her and Thicke’s stupid routine. Enough.
People are also forgetting that Thicke looked just as stupid, sang just as poorly, and was just as gross. This was not all Miley’s fault.
She can’t stop, she’s made that clear. So, for the very last time, here is a round-up of Miley/Thicke gifs and photos from that diabolical spectacle. And then that’s it. The end. I am so goddamn sick of this girl.
Kelly Clarkson was probably too busy to attend the MTV Video Music Awards in Brooklyn on Sunday night, but she did make time to catch it on TV, and she wasn’t too pleased with what she saw. Between Lady GaGa‘s coke-fuelled mess of a “performance” to Miley Cyrus‘s exercise in cultural appropriation and pedophilia roleplay, the whole thing didn’t go over too well with the ‘Mr. Know-It-All’ singer.
Of course, you can’t shit these days without having someone share it on Twitter, so that’s where Kelly headed to share her thoughts about the state of the event:
When pressed by a fan to be nice, she replied:
Alright, listen. Pitchy? Totally into it. The vocals were all the fuck over the place and it was not a nice sonic experience. Cultural appropriation? Miley’s got you covered. Poor taste? Sure. But calling someone a “stripper” is implying that there’s something wrong with strippers and y’all know I’m not into slut shaming, whatever your personal feelings on sex/sexuality/public expression if it may be. Tone it down, Clarkson.
Of course, it wasn’t long before one of Miley’s “Smilers” – or rather, grown ass men who work in “the industry” and clearly will take a view of tits and ass however they can get it – jumped in to defend her and call Kelly names because she’s a big fat fatty (eyeroll):
Everyone just cool it. It’s not that serious.
Lady Gaga is my goddamn queen right now. Look at her, showing up all normal (for her) and stuff! This is exactly what she needed to wear to the 2013 MTV VMA’s. I’m getting Angelina Jolie 2000 Oscars flashbacks. And a little Vampira:
She looks so pretty. So sane. Please let me like you again, Gaga. Please. (Note: this was written before her performance. Who knows how I’ll feel after I see that.)
See the best, worst, and WTF of the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards fashion below! And there were so many WTFs. I couldn’t choose just one worst or WTF. I don’t think you can blame me either.