And no, it’s not a green one this time, guys. Remember all that ‘green bra’ business? You have no idea how many hits this site got for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra pictures‘ back in the day. Come to think of it, you have no idea how many hits this site still gets for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra pictures’ to this day. It’s like, come on. Someone seriously has pedophile-like tendencies to still be searching for those green bra photos, because her stage costumes have been way, way racier now that she’s all legal and what not.
Here are a few photos of Miley herself, leaving pilates, I’m told. And I have to ask – why in God’s name is she wearing that kind of bra to a pilates class? It doesn’t look very comfortable, and it doesn’t look very supportive, so is it more a fashion statement than anything? Is it a fancy new kind of sports bra that looks all cutesy and lacy, but it’s actually … I don’t know, useful?
Lately, though, Miley’s Twitter has been all the talk – she’s hit a massive amount of followers, but her very own boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is not one of them. God, what the hell, Liam?:
“Wow you guys are so awesome. Thank you to my followers,” Miley tweeted on Wednesday. Interestingly enough, her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is not one of those 5 million. The Hunger Games actor is quite popular but he tends to stay away from the fanfare and craziness of online media. Miley has also been known to take a break here and there and it seems as though they are both on the same page when it comes to things like that.
And in even crazier news, Miley’s been subjected to a string of violent death threats via Twitter, too. No, I don’t know why, either. It’s not like she’s claiming to be pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby or anything:
She furiously demanded that they [Twitter administrators] enforce special security measures after several haters urged her ‘to die’ and attacked her clothing choices.
Miley Cyrus urged Twitter chiefs to implement new safety settings after receiving a series of threatening messages. The Hannah Montana star Tweeted Sunday night in response to a now-erased post from @TheCyrusSlut: ‘I’m surrounded by love I’m sorry 4 whatever happened 2 make u so bitter.
She added to a different follower: ”I won’t tolerate someone telling me 2 die.’
She then wrote: ‘I think Twitter needs to take some responsibility and make it a safe environment.’
Anyway, that’s just about all that’s going on with sweet Miley these days. And just for you green bra-loving perverts out there (and those who are reading this article right now because you still have a Google alert set for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra’), cheers:
March 1, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Wait a second. Why was Miley even at the Oscars? That’d be like … I don’t know, LL Cool J at the … Grammys? Oh. Oh. Never mind. I get you. Alright. And what’s that? She may not have actually been AT the Oscars, just at Sir Elton John’s viewing party? Makes total sense then, I guess.
Anyway. All preconceived notions aside, Miley (though there were tons and tons and tons of very unimpressive dresses in attendance at last night’s awards – I know; I didn’t watch, but I did check out the fashion at 4 this morning after I eked my way down the stairs, step by step by step) was by far the best-dressed of the night. She looks like a real movie star, and I’m not talking about actresses who do movies whose titles are also overused acronyms that need to be put to bed once and for all.
But seriously! The hair! The dramatic red lipstick! The trophy boyfriend! Does it get any more Hollywood classy right here, folks? Our girl Courtney Stodden previously mentioned that she wanted to bring back “old” “classy” Tinseltown, and I think maybe – just maybe – if she took a few pointers from Miley here, the two of them could put their heads together and really get the damned thing done, don’t you think?
Photos courtesy of Socialite Life
February 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Man! Miley sure wants to express herself!*
Days after she debuted a sassy cropped ‘do, the pop tart visited an LA tattoo studio, where she got her newest ink!*
A few pals, including beau Liam Hemsworth, accompanied the incognito 19-year old to Studio City Tattoo. Miley herself was unrecognizable in a Van Halen T-shirt, knitted scarf, and trenchcoat/enormous men’s workshirt.*
The Hannah Montana star got the words “Love never dies” inscribed on the inside of her arm, TMZ reports.*
As best as I can figure, this is Miley’s sixth tattoo, including those tiny prison tattoos on her fingers.
Now, the mom inside me (ha, ha, who am I kidding) is screaming, “Miley! You will regret all those tattoos when you’re older! Especially that dreamcatcher one!”
But in actuality, I wish I had gotten a stupid phrase on my bicep before—you know—before all this arm-flab happened. More power to you, kiddo.
*Sorry. Sometimes when I am a little bit bored I like to pretend I am writing for Us Weekly.
February 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Jenn
I like it! I mean, I liked it a lot when she had her long, flowing locks of … rayon, was it? but I really like it now that it’s short and natural and completely authentic-looking. It’s good. It makes her look more mature, and a lot of people have been waiting for that for years, even though she turned eighteen back in 2010 or something. F-cking perverts.
Looks good, right? And does that mean that maybe she’s done with Wilmer Valderrama? Because I’ve heard that when people do drastic things to their hair, that they’re either looking to make a big lifestyle change or, you know, they’re just going crazy. I think Demi’s still got a good, solid grip on reality these days (despite the rumored possibility of that Fez-reunion), so I’m going to go out on a limb, here, and assume it’s not the latter reason, and if it’s the former? Boy oh boy. Christmas just came EARLY, my friends.
Who do you think did the hair-change better, Demi or Miley?
Images courtesy of Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato’s Twitter. Respectively.
February 14, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
This is how girlfriend went to Starbucks yesterday afternoon. And though I know I shouldn’t judge, because you should *SEE* the way that I go to Starbucks (think sweatpants, loafers, and a long-sleeved t-shirt; my long hair in a big ball of bedhead tangle and zero makeup), but this outfit reminds me much of the time that Taylor Momsen clomped around New York City last year while she was, duh, also getting coffee:
Best thing about this photo, though, is that my dad happened to stop in this morning for an early coffee while I was in the process of writing this post (he’s sixty-one years old and still runs almost every single day and drinks coffee like it’s going out of style). And as he peered over my shoulder, loudly sipping his coffee, he said, “Who’s that girl?” (referring to the photo of Miley) and I told him that it was nobody that he knew. “Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter, Dad.” And he responded, “Well whoever she is, she looks like a bag of smashed assholes one way or the other,” and I had to laugh because for my entire life, that’s been my dad’s biggest insult for anyone. If he really wanted to be cutting and scathing, he’d say, “So-and-so looks like a bag of smashed assholes,” or “Boy, I ran into your friend [fill in the blanks] this morning at the grocery store and [she/he] looked like a bag of smashed assholes. What’s [he/she] been doing to themselves?”
I’d always wondered what that phrase meant, and if anyone anywhere else in the world had ever heard it before, but somehow I’d doubted that. I mean, a bag of assholes? Like, literal assholes, or just a bunch of shitty people all thrown together in a bag? I’d envision the bag as a brown, burlap sack – always a burlap sack – and I could picture that as clear as day. As for the whole ‘smashing’ part, I figured it was done by hammer. Or a mallet of some sort. Definitely a blunt object, but I’d always preferred the hammer bit, myself.
Last, if you’re wondering, yes, this is the kind of stuff that I pondered during my adolescence (and OK, you caught me; my adult years, too), so it’s really no wonder that I’ve ended up the way that I did.
So thanks, Dad. Thanks for making me who I am today. It’s nice to know that someone’s partially to blame at least.
February 8, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Miley Cyrus also wore that outfit up there out in public. Which one is more believable?
Anyway, back in July, you might recall that Miley got a little tattoo: an equality sign on her ring finger. She tweeted a picture of that tattoo, along with a message that said “All LOVE is equal,” and many of her followers through a hissy fit. A few of her fans said that Miley’s message went against her Christian religion, but Miley still stood firm in her beliefs.
As further proof of that, Miley wrote an essay on the topic for Glamour:
Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn’t marry. And you couldn’t have that special day the way your friends do—you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person’s shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach.