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Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Goes to Emergency Room with A Knife Wound!

A knife wound that she inflicted upon her own finger. Listen, you guys, I don’t like that as much as you do, the whole super misleading headline bit. It’s annoying, and if it were under the right circumstances, or about the right person or topic, it could be really upsetting, too. But when I got online this morning to check out the...

You Almost Saw Miley Cyrus Nip

Girl’s really going all out, here, huh? First we’re treated to photos of her nether-regions when she elected not to wear panties underneath a Pilates dress (it’s a thing, guys; Miley‘s trying to trademark Pilates dresses, if that doesn’t sound entirely too ridiculous to you like it does me), and now she’s...

Miley is Not Anorexic, OK?

Did you know? First she thought we thought that her junk “engagement ring” was the real thing, so she had to make a statement to dispel those rumors, and now, because she’s looking all hot and toned because of all them PILATES, she apparently wants us to think that she’s anorexic, even though she’s, like, totally not...

Is Miley Cyrus Cutting?

I know. It just about killed me to have to even type that headline, because despite all of my ragging on Miley for this and that and the other thing, I think she’s probably a pretty decent chick. She’s young, she’s having fun, and all joking aside, I was probably pretty much like her nine years ago and age nineteen. Hell, I know...