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Quotables: Miley Cyrus’s Boyfriend Can’t Function Without Her

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“I think the hardest part for Liam was being away from me. … At least he’s not in a tour bus and is in a nice hotel somewhere. It’s a little less bumpy, a little more sleep.”

Miley on her boyfriend Liam finally wrapping filming on The Hunger Games. Isn’t she so sweet and unassuming? I wonder how Liam felt about Miley making him sound like the biggest sop ever! I know girlfriend’s this big great thing and all, but jeez. A little modesty might do everybody some good occasionally, you know.

Anyway, with regard to The Hunger Games, Liam claims that he’s thrilled that the film “doesn’t suck,” but come on. How could it? From MTV:

“Originally, I had told everyone that I was going to go see it on my own. It’s always pretty nerve-racking, seeing it for the first time, especially because there was so much expectation around it. I really didn’t want it to suck,” Hemsworth said. “I feel a lot better now. I’m very, very proud of it, and I think it’s an extremely powerful film. I feel a lot more at ease than I did before seeing it.”

Will you guys be seeing the movie? Moreover, did you read the book? Like Emily, I haven’t, but I’ll definitely be getting on that before I see the film.

Quotables: Miley Cyrus Isn’t a Stoner, Says ‘Forget Jesus’

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“The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements – the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution – weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.”

Oh my. Oh, my God. I mean, wasn’t Miley, like, raised in the Bible Belt? Where is the Bible Belt, anyway? Wait. Let me do a quick Google search. Yes. Yes, she was. She was born in Tennessee, and the Bible Belt apparently extends throughout most of the southern-southeastern United States. WHATEVER ARE HER FANS GOING TO THINK? Hell, what’s Daddy Billy Ray going to say? He’s probably choking on his chewin’ tobacky as we speak!

Let’s take a look at this, though, shall we? The quote? It’s not an original Miley Cyrus, folks, and yes, I know: I was disappointed that girlfriend couldn’t coin the “forget Jesus” phrase, too. Can you imagine how that would have come across to her hordes of fans that are hometown-representin’ Bible Belters? No, the quote belongs to Lawrence Krauss, a physicist who wrote a book called The Physics of Star Trek. Deep, right? Yeah, anyway, she just quoted him and, of course, pissed off a lot of people in the process, especially since Miley’s been a self-professed Christian for … well, awhile. Remember this quote?:

“A lot of people mocked me—they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love.”

That was Miley, defending her stance on gay marriage, claiming that she supports it despite being a Christian.

Girl, I don’t know, but if I were you? I’d be watching my back. There’s people out there like Kirk Cameron, and if that doesn’t scare some ‘sense’ into you, heck. I don’t know what will.

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Bra, Has a Bunch of Twitter Followers Who Hate Her

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And no, it’s not a green one this time, guys. Remember all that ‘green bra’ business? You have no idea how many hits this site got for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra pictures‘ back in the day. Come to think of it, you have no idea how many hits this site still gets for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra pictures’ to this day. It’s like, come on. Someone seriously has pedophile-like tendencies to still be searching for those green bra photos, because her stage costumes have been way, way racier now that she’s all legal and what not.

Here are a few photos of Miley herself, leaving pilates, I’m told. And I have to ask – why in God’s name is she wearing that kind of bra to a pilates class? It doesn’t look very comfortable, and it doesn’t look very supportive, so is it more a fashion statement than anything? Is it a fancy new kind of sports bra that looks all cutesy and lacy, but it’s actually … I don’t know, useful?

Lately, though, Miley’s Twitter has been all the talk – she’s hit a massive amount of followers, but her very own boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is not one of them. God, what the hell, Liam?:

“Wow you guys are so awesome. Thank you to my followers,” Miley tweeted on Wednesday. Interestingly enough, her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, is not one of those 5 million. The Hunger Games actor is quite popular but he tends to stay away from the fanfare and craziness of online media. Miley has also been known to take a break here and there and it seems as though they are both on the same page when it comes to things like that.

And in even crazier news, Miley’s been subjected to a string of violent death threats via Twitter, too. No, I don’t know why, either. It’s not like she’s claiming to be pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby or anything:

She furiously demanded that they [Twitter administrators] enforce special security measures after several haters urged her ‘to die’ and attacked her clothing choices.

Miley Cyrus urged Twitter chiefs to implement new safety settings after receiving a series of threatening messages. The Hannah Montana star Tweeted Sunday night in response to a now-erased post from @TheCyrusSlut: ‘I’m surrounded by love I’m sorry 4 whatever happened 2 make u so bitter.

She added to a different follower: ”I won’t tolerate someone telling me 2 die.’
She then wrote: ‘I think Twitter needs to take some responsibility and make it a safe environment.’

Anyway, that’s just about all that’s going on with sweet Miley these days. And just for you green bra-loving perverts out there (and those who are reading this article right now because you still have a Google alert set for ‘Miley Cyrus green bra’), cheers:

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What Miley Wore to the Oscars (?)

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Wait a second. Why was Miley even at the Oscars? That’d be like … I don’t know, LL Cool J at the … Grammys? Oh. Oh. Never mind. I get you. Alright. And what’s that? She may not have actually been AT the Oscars, just at Sir Elton John’s viewing party? Makes total sense then, I guess.

Anyway. All preconceived notions aside, Miley (though there were tons and tons and tons of very unimpressive dresses in attendance at last night’s awards – I know; I didn’t watch, but I did check out the fashion at 4 this morning after I eked my way down the stairs, step by step by step) was by far the best-dressed of the night. She looks like a real movie star, and I’m not talking about actresses who do movies whose titles are also overused acronyms that need to be put to bed once and for all.

But seriously! The hair! The dramatic red lipstick! The trophy boyfriend! Does it get any more Hollywood classy right here, folks? Our girl Courtney Stodden previously mentioned that she wanted to bring back “old” “classy” Tinseltown, and I think maybe – just maybe – if she took a few pointers from Miley here, the two of them could put their heads together and really get the damned thing done, don’t you think?

Photos courtesy of Socialite Life

MILEY GOT ANOTHER TATTOO, Y’ALL

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Man! Miley sure wants to express herself!*

Days after she debuted a sassy cropped ‘do, the pop tart visited an LA tattoo studio, where she got her newest ink!*

A few pals, including beau Liam Hemsworth, accompanied the incognito 19-year old to Studio City Tattoo. Miley herself was unrecognizable in a Van Halen T-shirt, knitted scarf, and trenchcoat/enormous men’s workshirt.*

The Hannah Montana star got the words “Love never dies” inscribed on the inside of her arm, TMZ reports.*

As best as I can figure, this is Miley’s sixth tattoo, including those tiny prison tattoos on her fingers.

Now, the mom inside me (ha, ha, who am I kidding) is screaming, “Miley! You will regret all those tattoos when you’re older! Especially that dreamcatcher one!”

But in actuality, I wish I had gotten a stupid phrase on my bicep before—you know—before all this arm-flab happened. More power to you, kiddo.

*Sorry. Sometimes when I am a little bit bored I like to pretend I am writing for Us Weekly.

(Images via Celebuzz and TMZ.)

Miley Cyrus Cut Off Most of Her Hair and Demi Lovato Washed That Man Right Out of Hers, Maybe

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I like it! I mean, I liked it a lot when she had her long, flowing locks of … rayon, was it? but I really like it now that it’s short and natural and completely authentic-looking. It’s good. It makes her look more mature, and a lot of people have been waiting for that for years, even though she turned eighteen back in 2010 or something. F-cking perverts.

Another celebrity who completely did a look change-up was Demi Lovato, who also posted a photo of herself on Twitter as a golden blonde instead of her as-of-late fiery red:

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Looks good, right? And does that mean that maybe she’s done with Wilmer Valderrama? Because I’ve heard that when people do drastic things to their hair, that they’re either looking to make a big lifestyle change or, you know, they’re just going crazy. I think Demi’s still got a good, solid grip on reality these days (despite the rumored possibility of that Fez-reunion), so I’m going to go out on a limb, here, and assume it’s not the latter reason, and if it’s the former? Boy oh boy. Christmas just came EARLY, my friends.

Who do you think did the hair-change better, Demi or Miley?

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Images courtesy of Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato’s Twitter. Respectively.

Miley’s Taking Fashion Tips from Taylor Momsen

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This is how girlfriend went to Starbucks yesterday afternoon. And though I know I shouldn’t judge, because you should *SEE* the way that I go to Starbucks (think sweatpants, loafers, and a long-sleeved t-shirt; my long hair in a big ball of bedhead tangle and zero makeup), but this outfit reminds me much of the time that Taylor Momsen clomped around New York City last year while she was, duh, also getting coffee:

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Uncanny, right? Shit’s almost the same, right down to the boots, only Miley‘s boots aren’t nearly as scary or lethal-looking as Taylor’s are. See the images in the gallery to get the full effect.

Best thing about this photo, though, is that my dad happened to stop in this morning for an early coffee while I was in the process of writing this post (he’s sixty-one years old and still runs almost every single day and drinks coffee like it’s going out of style). And as he peered over my shoulder, loudly sipping his coffee, he said, “Who’s that girl?” (referring to the photo of Miley) and I told him that it was nobody that he knew. “Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter, Dad.” And he responded, “Well whoever she is, she looks like a bag of smashed assholes one way or the other,” and I had to laugh because for my entire life, that’s been my dad’s biggest insult for anyone. If he really wanted to be cutting and scathing, he’d say, “So-and-so looks like a bag of smashed assholes,” or “Boy, I ran into your friend [fill in the blanks] this morning at the grocery store and [she/he] looked like a bag of smashed assholes. What’s [he/she] been doing to themselves?”

I’d always wondered what that phrase meant, and if anyone anywhere else in the world had ever heard it before, but somehow I’d doubted that. I mean, a bag of assholes? Like, literal assholes, or just a bunch of shitty people all thrown together in a bag? I’d envision the bag as a brown, burlap sack – always a burlap sack – and I could picture that as clear as day. As for the whole ‘smashing’ part, I figured it was done by hammer. Or a mallet of some sort. Definitely a blunt object, but I’d always preferred the hammer bit, myself.

Last, if you’re wondering, yes, this is the kind of stuff that I pondered during my adolescence (and OK, you caught me; my adult years, too), so it’s really no wonder that I’ve ended up the way that I did.

So thanks, Dad. Thanks for making me who I am today. It’s nice to know that someone’s partially to blame at least.