Miley Cyrus is getting ready to drop her junk on you during her Bangerz tour, and as she gets amped up to head out on the road, she’s been doing some interviews about just how fun it’s going to be… as well as educational for the children folk. WHAT?
“Even though parents probably won’t think this, I think my show is educational for kids. They’re going to be exposed to art most people don’t know about.
“People are taught to look at things so black and white, especially in small towns. I’m excited to take this tour to places where [art] like this wouldn’t be accepted, where kids wouldn’t learn about this different kind of art.”
So, let me get this straight… Miley Cyrus thinks that her sucking her thumb as she rides a hot dog (dick metaphors abound) is going to expose your children to “education” and “art” that they wouldn’t get elsewhere… like, say, on the TV, where she twerks with midgets, swings naked from a wrecking ball and masturbates on a table? Give me a break, Miley.
I don’t know about you, but the last place I’d be taking my kids (if I had any) would be to a Miley Cyrus concert. NOPE. Nor would I call what she does “art”, but YMMV, I suppose…
February 9, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
I don’t think Miley Cyrus has done a photoshoot in the past year in which she’s had all of her clothes on. Seriously, find me one because I don’t think it exists. Her latest foray into the world of nude modeling was for W Magazine, in which she was so naked that there are actually OUTTAKES that the magazine didn’t run. One such outtake Miley felt should be put on Twitter, which is where the above pic came from. She posted it with the following caption:
Coming soon in
@wmag “bed time portraits By @mertalas & @macpiggott” so xxxited check it out 2 see the real deal??
Girl, just a small hint: putting it all out there for the world to see is not the definition of sexy, no matter how hard you bite your lip. It looks so forced, so unbelievably unnecessary… just no. We’re getting into GaGa territory where Miley seems to think the only thing that will make her interesting or more worthy of press is by taking all her clothes off. I fully support a woman being body and sex positive and doing whatever the hell she wants, there comes a time when you have to ask, “Why is she REALLY doing this?” Once is celebratory, freeing, etc. EVERY SINGLE SHOOT is overkill. No thanks, Miley.
February 7, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
We’ve all seen the weird W Magazine photoshoot Miley Cyrus did for this month’s cover, but if you peeked inside at the interview, you’ll no doubt have read some of the horse manure coming out of her mouth and probably rolled your eyes so far back in your head that you couldn’t read anymore. One of the funniest bits of shit she talked was about how she’s going to be just like her godmother Dolly Parton (HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?) and be doing the same thing she’s doing now when she’s 75. Now there’s a visual! A naked Miley Cyrus twerking and posing with her tits out for whatever offspring of Terry Richardson is big at the time.
“You know, I’ve made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It’s fine. I’ve got a house, and I’ve got dogs that I love. I don’t need anything else.
“Maybe [legendary artists] succeed because they don’t have anything to prove. They’re just doing it because they love it. I hope I’m like, Dolly, where I’m just still going at 75.”
And on other people’s fashion…
“I just don’t get what half the girls are wearing. Everyone to me seems like Vanna White. I’m trying to tell girls, like, ‘F**k that. You don’t have to wear makeup. You don’t have to have long blonde hair and big titties’.
“That’s not what it’s about. It’s personal style. I like that I’m associated with sexuality and the kind of punk-rock s**t where we just don’t care.”
I must say… of all the shit I’d associate Miley Cyrus with, punk rock is most definitely not one of them. Who knows, though – maybe she really will calm down at some point and pay more attention to the music she’s trying to make than gathering headlines for acting like a smacked ass everywhere she goes.
February 4, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Robin Thicke was completely blasé about his infamous MTV VMA performance with Miley Cyrus in which she twerked her little heart out all over him. Well apparently now, he’s got a little more feelings about the whole thing — bad ones. Sources say he’s pissed off at Miley for “hijacking” their VMA performance. From an US Weekly source via KPopStarz:
Us Weekly said Robin Thicke is still angry about Miley Cyrus’ performance half a year ago. Thicke claims Miley “too far” when she groped him.
A source told Us Weekly “Robin is jealous Miley’s career took off after that.” Another insider told the gossip magazine that Robin Thicke “He thinks she hijacked the performance.”
At the time of the Miley Cyrus VMAs 2013 performance, Robin was criticized for being “old enough to know better” and blamed Miley for the sexy performance, telling Oprah Winfrey “that’s on her.”
A source told Us Weekly “Miley thinks Robin threw her under the bus.”
I knew this would happen eventually. No way was he okay with what went on. Miley absolutely hijacked the stage and Robin looked like a creepy older dude in a Beetlejuice suit trying to get down with the kids.
Kind of hard to believe it’s already been half a year since this whole stupid thing happened.
February 1, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Let’s take a look at what celebs were wearing this week and dub a “winner” for BEST, WORST, and WTF.
January 31, 2014 at 11:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
You have to sorta hand it to Miley Cyrus for one thing: despite how crazy she acts or how hard she insists she is, she still hasn’t been arrested or actually broken the law. That’s more than we can say for Justin Bieber, and apparently it’s given Miley a bit of a superiority complex. Now she thinks she ought to offer Bieber some advice on how to live right, which mainly includes hiring people to keep you from getting into trouble (wasn’t that what Lil Za was for?) and only partying in your house.
From The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:
“You know what? You got a lot of money. Pay people to make sure you don’t get in trouble. And party at your house. Buy a house and add a club to it.”
“It’s funny because today, I was looking and some of my fans put all these people’s mug shots up. And they were like, ‘I don’t see a Miley mugshot yet’. And I get the most flak out of anybody – and I look and I think, ‘I’m not doing anything illegal’.
“I’m doing a lot of shit, but I’m not doing anything illegal. So that’s alright. Everything I do is legal in California.”
LOL “legal in California”. Yes, we get it, Miley. You smoke a lot of weed. You’re so edgy, but a chill edgy, cos you just wanna live your life and BE. I feel you… but girl, you are no role model. Come on.
Here’s a clip of Miley’s interview (though I’m sure the whole thing is on YouTube elsewhere or will be soon):