2Miley Cyrus Is Wearing Her Engagement Ring Again So Everyone Can Shut Up Now

Look, we all know that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth‘s relationship is dunzo. It’s over, finished, kaput. He’s f-cked off to Australia and she’s getting ugly new tattoos and ne’er the twain shall meet again… OR WILL IT? Miley wants to keep everyone guessing, so after she was photographed without her engagement ring on a few occasions over the past week and people started to take it as a sign that the reports of the couple’s split were correct, she decided to change the whole game and (dun dun dunnnn) put the ring back on and make sure it’s nice and visible on Instagram.

Can we take a minute to comment on the fact that she’s wearing a onesie that looks like the ones you get from Hong Kong for like, $5 on eBay? Nobody’s hating on the cheap Chinese goods, mind (I just got my dog a dinosaur hoodie from there!), but homegirl is a millionaire. No need to skimp in the pyjama department.

In any case, wear that ring, girl. I don’t think there’ll ever be a wedding here, but ain’t no thing. A 3 carat diamond ring is a 3 carat diamond ring even if the wedding bells are canceled. Keep doing you, Miley.

March 21, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

3Miley Cyrus’ New Tattoo Isn’t As Ugly As Her Break-Up From Liam Hemsworth

It’s been a rough month for Miley Cyrus – she got grandma hair, mistakenly thought anyone is looking forward to her new music and most likely broke up with fiancé and longtime boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. To make matters worse, now she’s got another ugly tattoo courtesy of Kat Von D. The walking Tim Burton character announced her creation via her Instagram page:

“Just did the RADDEST tattoo on @MileyCyrus.

“A miniature rendition of a da Vinci anatomical heart!”

Well, isn’t that special? Also, I’ve seen a lot of actually “rad” tattoos (though I wouldn’t particularly use that word to describe them) and this ain’t it. It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s far from the best. I suppose Miley’s got to do something to distract herself from the fact that she got cheated on for Hermione from the Harry Potter films.

March 18, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

2Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Trying to Work It Out, Guys

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth‘s romance is on the outs and has been for a while. After Liam was pretty much exposed for cheating on her (whether with January Jones or Emma Watson, we’re not sure and it doesn’t matter), Miley told everyone to shut up and wait for her music and also swore that her wedding isn’t called off. Then it seemed like it was. Now we don’t know, but a “friend” has assured E! Online that Miley and Liam are trying to work their shit out.

“[Miley and Liam] have been a bit rocky, but are not giving up,” says a source. “They both want it to work.”

Liam, currently vacationing in Australia with family while Miley remains in L.A., is expected to return to the States within the next several days.

Reps for Liam and Miley have yet to comment. Then again, the singer-actress did tweet just last week that she’s “not discussing anything but my music from now on.”

Liam just bought a house in Australia, which sort of furthers the idea that they’ve split for good but it doesn’t really, because rich people buy houses all over the world, duh. In any case, they’re both really young and have been together on and off for a while, so if it really is over, it’s sad for them but ultimately was sort of expected. It’s hard to know yourself and what you want for the rest of your life when you’re in your early 20s (and for some people, even in their late 20s, 30s, 40s…) so having a relationship last through all that would be a bit of a miracle without the Hollywood aspect. With it? Pffft, fat chance.

March 15, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

2This Again? Miley And Liam May Have Broken Up After All

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are really good at getting everyone to wonder about their engagement status. The rumors really hit full throttle about 1 week ago when Ms. Cyrus was photographed not wearing her engagement ring. She then tweeted that she did NOT call off her wedding. However, new rumors surfaced yesterday that if she didn’t call it off before, she is now. I really don’t know how much stock we can put into these reports. The National Enquirer surprisingly gets it right a good deal of the time; however, they got this info from The New York Post, which is not the most reliable source. They say an Insider told them,

It’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.

A separate source added,

[Miley] is a fiery character, and they do fight, but she is crazy about Liam. [She] isn’t ready to accept it might be over for good.

And then someone else (no distinction if it was the first source or the second one, may even be a third one) said,

They are very, very much apart right now after Liam’s wandering eye.

Okay. The second statement kind of conflicts with the others. TMZ though still hasn’t confirmed it and until TMZ does I’m not ready to say it’s over. I’m not invested in their relationship at all, and I’m completely sick of them by now, I just trust TMZ above The Post. Oh God, I just typed the sentence, “I trust TMZ.” Excuse me while I read some Oscar Wilde or Chaucer or something to make up for it.

March 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

8Miley Cyrus’ New Music Will Shut You Up

Miley Cyrus has clearly had enough of your bullshit. She recently quit Twitter – well, sort of – after everyone found out that fiancé Liam Hemsworth most likely cheated on her with January Jones or Emma Watson or some other bit on the side. I say “sort of” because she returned to the social networking site soon after, but only to let all you haters know that once her new music comes out, your ass is grass. Basically, she thinks it’ll render you speechless.

Aight, fair enough – I don’t really need her to talk about her personal life. But I also don’t need her to talk about her music, yknow? Just put out another ‘Party In the USA’ (shouts to Jessie J!) and we’ll call it even stevens.

March 8, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

16Miley’s Wedding Is NOT Called Off

Miley Cyrus is still planning to marry Liam Hemsworth, so rest assured, all 4 people who are worried about this. The Internet is buzzing today that the wedding was called off, amid speculation of Mr. Hemsworth’s supposed cheating. Dear Ms. Cyrus insist that isn’t true, tweeting,

So leave. Leave LA. I dare you.

A “close source” told People,

The wedding is still on. Miley and Liam have had some problems that they are working through. Miley doesn’t think it’s a big deal. She loves Liam and can’t wait to marry him.

Miley it’s only going to worse after you get married. The scrutiny, that is. This will never go away. Stop feeding into it. That is probably far easier said than done.

March 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives