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Maria Shriver is really concered about Miley Cyrus dating her son

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Miley Cyrus has wormed her way into the heart – and trousers, no doubt – of Patrick Schwarzenegger. Unfortunately, there’s one person who’s not too happy about this union, and that’s Patrick’s mother, Maria Shriver. In fact, she’s “deeply worried” that the weed and dildo loving chanteuse (lol) is involved with her son and doesn’t know what to make of the whole thing.

From Hollywood Life:

“It is beyond true that Maria Shriver disapproves of the relationship that Patrick is starting with Miley. She is so controlling when it comes to the image of the family and this is eating her up inside.”

“She is getting some support from other family members as well, but she isn’t getting the same support from Arnold because Arnold is happy with whatever Patrick gets himself into in the girls department.”

“She fully believes that you become who you surround yourself with and she’s always been so happy with the friends Patrick chooses,” the source added about Shiver’s sentiments. “She never saw this coming.”

“The birthday party with all the penis pictures disgusted her. Maria is very, very worried about the influence Miley’s having on Patrick.”

LOL, huh. I mean, look – Miley is a hot mess. She’s trying her hardest to be white trash – and that’s not me slandering her, that’s me giving the girl the title she wants and is adopting purposely. But at the end of the day, she’s rich, she’s employed, she doesn’t have a criminal record. Is she really all that bad or is she “just being Miley”? Chill out, Mom.

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Young celebrities are richer than ever

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Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they’re mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don’t:

1. Justin Bieber, age 20, $80 million
2. One Direction, average age 21, $75 million
3. Taylor Swift, age 24, $64 million
4. Bruno Mars, age 29, $60 million
5. Rihanna, age 26, $48 million
6. Miley Cyrus, age 21, $36 million
7. Jennifer Lawrence, age 24, $34 million
8. Lady Gaga, age 28, $33 million
9. Avicii, age 25, $28 million
10. Skrillex, age 26, $18 million

Please tell me how on God’s green earth SKRILLEX made $18 million. Like, how is that just? How is it even possible? My mind is blown. Avicii is another surprise. I know people were nuts about ‘Wake Me Up’ and ‘Hey, Brother’… but $28 million worth of crazy? I mean, damn.

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Demi Lovato has “nothing in common” with Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato used to be BFF growing up. As Disney stars, they hung out in the same circles and helped each other navigate such extreme fame at a young age. So are they still friends? Eh, not really – and Demi shed some light on why not during an appearance on Boston’s The TJ Show, when a caller asked her about their relationship.

From US Weekly:

One caller asked Lovato whether she and Cyrus were still pals, which was followed by an awkward response from the “Heart Attack” singer. After a long pause, Lovato responded: “Umm, yeah… that. We’re like, acquaintances.”

The Sonny With a Chance star, 22, then attempted to explain why she and the former Hannah Montana actress had drifted away from each other. “Yeah, it’s life and people change,” Lovato reasoned. “And you, know, I don’t have anything in common with her anymore, and I wish her all the best.”

Huh, you mean you don’t like weed and dildos? BORING!

In all seriousness, people just grow apart. How many of your childhood friends are you still BFF with as adults? None for me – though I do still occasionally speak to one or two, not that we have anything in common anymore. Much ado about nothing, here – Miley isn’t a lot of people’s cup of tea.

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Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday with weed and dildos

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Miley Cyrus turned 22 on Sunday, and she decided to use this weekend as one massive celebration – a celebration that included weed, dildos, pizza and her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. This whole shindig – which is migraine-inducing just to look at – was held at the Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles and, well… I don’t even think I need to say much about this. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Don’t you wish you were there?




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Jesus, I’m exhausted now.

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Is Patrick Schwarzenegger Miley Cyrus’ New Man?

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Miley Cyrus, MAC Viva Glam spokesperson, may have found a new man, and in Patrick Schwarzenegger — you know, Arnold‘s kid. (By the way, I’m still unclear if Patrick wants to go with Shriver or Schwarzenegger as a last name — he uses both, and PEOPLE went with Schwarzenegger, so I will, too.)

They were photographed making out at a USC game (above). I am dying that he’s holding his phone in one hand. PEOPLE claims he’s using it to take a selfie of their kiss. Yeah, I don’t think so. Here’s more on the “story”:

It wasn’t the first time they had turned up together. The model-actor and pop star, both 21, were spotted riding together in a chauffeured SUV on Wednesday after they left a Q&A session in Hollywood for a film produced by Schwarzenegger’s mom, Maria Shriver, titled Still Alice, TMZ reported.

They were also seen together on Halloween when they hit up Universal’s Haunted Hayride, and a source confirmed to PEOPLE they’d been visiting each other’s homes.

Okay, so I guess they’re a thing now. Miley hasn’t posted anything about it on her Twitter or Instagram…yet. Patrick hasn’t tweeted about it or instagrammed it either.

It’s hard to say who is a worse influence. Patrick is kind of a jerk, and Miley is, well, Miley.

What do you think of this coupling?

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Miley Cyrus is the face of the 2015 MAC Viva Glam campaign

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Miley Cyrus may not be known for her mature and unique beauty looks, but she is becoming somewhat of a pop music icon (for better or worse) and MAC Cosmetics is looking to capitalize that. They’ve announced her as the face of their 2015 Viva Glam campaign, which donates 100% of proceeds to the MAC Aids Fund.

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Starting in January, MAC will begin selling Miley’s collection, which consists of a hot pink lipstick ($16) and a shimmery matching lipgloss ($19). I bet you can’t wait to get your hands on that!

While Miley isn’t particularly my idea of an icon or anything, this is a project for a great cause, so I’ll probably buy it (and I’m sure plenty of others will, as well.)

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Ariana Grande got Miley Cyrus’ advice on those diva rumors

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Once again, Ariana Grande is a major pain in the ass (and an outright asshole) to anyone who comes in contact with her. We all know it, we’ve all accepted it – well, all of us except Ariana herself, who claims to have been “heartbroken” by rumours of her diva bullshit that she… called Miley Cyrus for advice?

From MTV News:

Grande said: “I was upset and I contacted Miley. I said, ‘Miley, I’m so sad – what do I do? This isn’t true. My heart is broken, I feel so bad.’”She was like, ‘Girl, don’t even look at it. Just be happy that you’re blessed. You have family and friends love you, you have fans that love you who know what’s true and what’s not.’

‘It will blow over and tomorrow they’ll be talking about something else.’

“She lives for love and that’s something I do too. She has a beautiful spirit and she made me feel so much better.”

First of all, Miley looks so faded in the picture above that I doubt she even knew who she was talking to. She probably thought it was the pizza delivery place or something. Second of all, Miley has never been called a diva. She’s been called a lot of shit, but diva has never been uttered from anyone’s mouth with her name in the same sentence.

Also, Ariana is full of shit. You wanna know what you do when you’re so sad about something? You STOP DOING IT and then people will think nice things about you. Bye, girl.

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