Jennifer Lawrence at her most Jennifer Lawrenciest.
The Golden Globes happened last night and man, what a trainwreck! People were drunk and cursing all over the place. And Clooney wasn’t even there.
But you know what was there? The best, worst, and most WTF celebrity fashion had to offer. Let’s take a look through all these GG outfits and pick out which ones were deserving of BEST, WORST, and WTF.
Oh, Mike Tyson, you pigeon-loving, alcoholic rascal, you! Mike just released a new memoir called The Undisputed Truth and in it, he reveals some pretty crazy shit about his career, like that he used to go into boxing matches high on cocaine, and that he used a fake penis to pass drug tests back in the day. Whuuuut.
Here are some key quotes (via DS):
“The history of war is the history of drugs. Every great general and warrior from the beginning of time was high.”
“I had to use my whizzer, which was a fake penis where you put in someone’s clean urine to pass your drug test.”
He also claimed to have taken cocaine in 2002 before his match against Lennox Lewis where he famously bit his leg.
Tyson said: “I lost my mind. I looked over at him and wanted to hit the motherf**ker.”
I mean, I don’t think anyone will be particularly surprised by these “revelations”, to be honest. Everyone knows he was doing drugs, and – like Rick James taught us many moons ago – cocaine is a hell of a drug. Oh, and Mike Tyson is fucking insane.
I don’t even like boxing, but I bet that book’s a pretty interesting read, to be honest.
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Well, I suppose you’ve got to hand it to Mike Tyson for his honesty – better late than never, anyway. While appearing on ESPN’s Friday Night Fights, he admitted that all that time he’s been telling people he’s sober? Nope, totally not the truth. He’s actually a raging alcoholic and he’s pretty sure he’s going to die because of it. :(
“I want to live my sober life. I don’t want to die. I’m on the verge of dying because I’m a vicious alcoholic.”
“I haven’t drank or took drugs in six days and for me that’s a miracle. I’ve been lying to everybody else that thinks I was sober, but I’m not. This is my sixth day. I’m never going to use again.”
“I’m a bad guy sometimes. I did a lot of bad things, and I want to be forgiven. So in order for me to be forgiven, I hope they can forgive me. I want to change my life, I want to live a different life now.”
Huh. I suppose it’s easy for me to say that if he wanted to be sober, he would just do it, no questions asked – I’ve never been an addict, thank fuck, so I’ve never had to confront that. However, if being faced with your own mortality doesn’t even kick your ass into gear, you can pretty much count on the fact that it will indeed kill you and you’re never going to change. I hope he does, though.