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Michelle Rodriguez

Shamwow Guy Made Movie Starring Lohan And Adrien Brody; Crime Against Humanity Achieved

The Shamwow guy AKA the Slapchop guy aka Vince Offer, directed a film starring Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez, Rob Schneider, and Lindsay Lohan and the trailer is out and it’s just as bad as you think it is. If you don’t want to watch it, I’ll sum it up for you. – That Adrien Brody is in this film is a testament to the...

Haha, Sometimes Butts Are So Funny

For example, Michelle Rodriguez’s ill-fitting bikini bottom and the way it sags on her butt. I mean, she’s practically MOONING us, and what’s a whole lot funnier than mooning? NOTHING. What’s sexier than a full- or half-moon? LOTS OF THINGS. Don’t get me wrong – Michelle Rodriguez is as hot as the day is long...

Can’t Say I Blame Her

Here’s Michelle Rodriquez giving the paparazzi a verbal smack-down after they ask her about the Octomom … and her DUI-related community service. What’s funny is that, even though it’s an asshole move, I’d expect them to ask her about her community service, but it’s sooo ridiculous that they’d ask her about...