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Michelle Rodriguez

1Haha, Sometimes Butts Are So Funny

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For example, Michelle Rodriguez’s ill-fitting bikini bottom and the way it sags on her butt. I mean, she’s practically MOONING us, and what’s a whole lot funnier than mooning? NOTHING. What’s sexier than a full- or half-moon? LOTS OF THINGS.

Don’t get me wrong – Michelle Rodriguez is as hot as the day is long. She’s got that uber-tough, roundhouse kick you in your face while she’s blowing you look to her and not many women can pull that off. But the ‘suit has to go, Michelle. It just makes me LOL. I’m sure saying that will probably earn me a polished black combat boot up the ass, but hey – maybe that’s what I’m aiming for.

May 16, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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11Quotables: Michelle Rodiguez is Tired of Acting Like a Dude

“You know what was amazing to me? Finally not having a frickin’ cop outfit. I’m so tired of these butchy polyester outfits. It seems every time I do something I’m wearing some government outfit – it’s so annoying. With the exception of Fast And The Furious, I’m always in uniform. I’m always like, ‘Can I just get rid of this butch outfit and be hot for once?’”

- Michelle Rodriguez to Movie Hole on finally playing a more feminine part in Machete.

August 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm by Molls
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32The Avatar Premiere Was a Dress Disaster

Everyone at this LA premiere was dressed like the ’80s came back and they were angry. Ahem.

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Audrina Patridge: FAIL. I’m itchy and hot just looking at that get-up.

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Michelle Rodriguez: GIANT FAIL. She looks like she rolled out of bed and went to try on prom dresses at Forever 21.

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Zoe Saldana: It’s like Tonya Harding got a hold of a perfectly nice dress and asked herself how she could add a little more “white trash” to it. Haaaate it so much, but Zoe’s so damn beautiful she can get away with almost anything. Almost.

December 17, 2009 at 2:06 am by Evil Beet

12This Really Makes Me Feel for Sarah Michelle Gellar

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You see, while SMG’s latest cinematic release was doomed to the depths of ‘straight-to-DVD’ hell, Fast and the Furious 4 got its very own red carpet premiere.

Granted, I’m pretty sure the Gellar flick was some random rip off of yet another Japanese horror movie, but even then I have a very hard time believing it wasn’t more worthy of the big screen than a film with the tagline “New Model. Original Parts.’ Luckily for Sarah she’s slated to return to TV soon with a much talked about HBO pilot in the works.

More pics of  Paul ‘I-like-’em-young-enough-to-still-smell-like-baby-powder’ Walker and the rest of the FF4 cast smiling for a paycheck below.

March 14, 2009 at 8:30 am by Soleil

5Can’t Say I Blame Her

Here’s Michelle Rodriquez giving the paparazzi a verbal smack-down after they ask her about the Octomom … and her DUI-related community service.

What’s funny is that, even though it’s an asshole move, I’d expect them to ask her about her community service, but it’s sooo ridiculous that they’d ask her about the Octomom. What a strange job these people have, just running around after these celebrities and asking them ANYTHING that might get a quote they can run. Can’t you just picture the People magazine headline: “Michelle Rodriguez Weighs in on Octomom!” That’s the kind of article I would not cover over here, because what the fuck does it matter what Michelle Rodriguez thinks of the Octomom?

I wanna know what Kate Gosselin thinks of her!

March 5, 2009 at 11:40 am by Evil Beet
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17Michelle Rodriguez Is Out of Jail

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Stay off the roads!!!

Michelle Rodriguez has been released from jail, after serving just 17 days of her 180-day sentence for violating probation in her DUI case.

When she was first sentenced, Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell forbid an early release for Rodriguez. However, the sheriff could have had no choice but to override that order due to jail overcrowding and let her out for good behavior, legal experts say.

You know, this is almost exactly how shit played out with Paris Hilton, and, at the time, there was, like, national outrage at the fact that she was released early. This will hardly be a blip on the radar. Man, this country sure does hate Paris Hilton.

January 10, 2008 at 11:07 am by Evil Beet
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