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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Caption This: The Ever Classy Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace.  The face tattoos, the hot new “I’m about to have surgery on my eye” look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with.  Bombshell’s got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy.

Photo via TMZ

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Would Help Jesse James Destroy His Marriage All Over Again

Shocker! Michelle “Bombsell” McGee, the tattoo model who was the first to publicly admit to an affair with Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband, Jesse James is saying that she has absolutely no regrets about their tryst.

From the HeraldSun:

The 32-year-old, in Sydney for the annual SexPo exhibition which kicks off tomorrow, conceded she “wasn’t the one who broke a vow”, saying James had lied to her about his marital status and that she would like to sit down with Blind Side star Bullock to discuss what happened.

McGee also admitted she had tried to shelter her two children, Avery, 6, and Elijah, 12, from the scandal she admitted to in March.

“I have been very careful not to have my kids photographed by the paparazzi and to keep them away from all of it, but my 12-year-old is old enough to understand,” she said. “I would do it all over again if I had the chance.”

Nothing about this is surprising. We’ve known this woman was a famewhore on a mission since day one. The fact that she would put her son through all of this again is just another example of how destructive she is.

And her and Sandy ever sitting down to discuss the incident? Maybe in her next life…

Jesse James is Dating Again

Well, it’s apparent that if you’re a ‘tough girl,’ are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. ‘Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque.

Awesome. … For Jesse.

I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting woman doing, crawling into Jesse James’ bed before the stank of Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee has even been cleansed from his penis? Does that shit ever even come off? I just threw up in my mouth. For real.

In all reality, the two were photographed having dinner together somewhere in Las Vegas. If Kat has any concept of sexual health — or scruples to not get involved with a man who cheats and cheats and cheats — then it was purely business. And that was the direction I was leaning towards.

But yet. But yet. The two were said to have exited the restaurant later in the night holding hands. And that shot my hopeful theory all to hell. I know that sometimes people hold hands because they’re friends, it’s your mom, because it’s chic, and because Americans like to be like Europeans with their trendy traditions, but Jesse James? He knows as much about class and polish as he does about marriage vows.