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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Caption This: The Ever Classy Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace.  The face tattoos, the hot new “I’m about to have surgery on my eye” look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with.  Bombshell’s got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy.

Photo via TMZ

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Would Help Jesse James Destroy His Marriage All Over Again

Shocker! Michelle “Bombsell” McGee, the tattoo model who was the first to publicly admit to an affair with Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband, Jesse James is saying that she has absolutely no regrets about their tryst.

From the HeraldSun:

The 32-year-old, in Sydney for the annual SexPo exhibition which kicks off tomorrow, conceded she “wasn’t the one who broke a vow”, saying James had lied to her about his marital status and that she would like to sit down with Blind Side star Bullock to discuss what happened.

McGee also admitted she had tried to shelter her two children, Avery, 6, and Elijah, 12, from the scandal she admitted to in March.

“I have been very careful not to have my kids photographed by the paparazzi and to keep them away from all of it, but my 12-year-old is old enough to understand,” she said. “I would do it all over again if I had the chance.”

Nothing about this is surprising. We’ve known this woman was a famewhore on a mission since day one. The fact that she would put her son through all of this again is just another example of how destructive she is.

And her and Sandy ever sitting down to discuss the incident? Maybe in her next life…

Jesse James is Dating Again

Well, it’s apparent that if you’re a ‘tough girl,’ are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. ‘Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque.

Awesome. … For Jesse.

I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting woman doing, crawling into Jesse James’ bed before the stank of Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee has even been cleansed from his penis? Does that shit ever even come off? I just threw up in my mouth. For real.

In all reality, the two were photographed having dinner together somewhere in Las Vegas. If Kat has any concept of sexual health — or scruples to not get involved with a man who cheats and cheats and cheats — then it was purely business. And that was the direction I was leaning towards.

But yet. But yet. The two were said to have exited the restaurant later in the night holding hands. And that shot my hopeful theory all to hell. I know that sometimes people hold hands because they’re friends, it’s your mom, because it’s chic, and because Americans like to be like Europeans with their trendy traditions, but Jesse James? He knows as much about class and polish as he does about marriage vows.

David Boreanaz is Shaping Up To Be a Regular Tiger Woods

David Boreanaz Cheated on Wife With a Porn Star

Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I’m starting to love this, by the way. I’m starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it’s essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it’s a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It’s as if Michelle “Bombshell” McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James for money if she hadn’t seen that Rachel Uchitel do it so well with Tiger. I feel like all these hoes are getting ideas from each other. It’s the skanky leading the skanky and as long as it’s not hurting me, it’s delicious.

ANYWAY! This Gina Rodriguez character apparently had an on-going thing with David after they met and got their sex on for the first time at an Easter party in Encino. Classy. From Radar Online:

Boreanaz turned up at an Easter party at the house with another guy and he ended-up staying the night. Gina had the master bedroom and suite at the house and I saw him walking around (not fully dressed) the following morning. I had the room next-door and could hear them laughing and giggling. Gina told me after he left that he was a ‘really cute and fun guy’.

On another occasion one of my friends drove them to the Guys And Dolls nightclub, and I saw him at the house on at least three more occasions after that.

David and Gina talked on the phone often . She knew that he was married, but she didn’t seem to care.“She claimed that they were ‘just friends, ’ but obviously the relationship was much more than that. I think they casually dated for a few months and the relationship seemed pretty casual but Gina really liked David.

She is a fun woman who has two teenage kids, and although she has worked in the porn industry she is pretty savvy when it comes to business too.

And meanwhile David’s wife is remaining by his side and was even seen out at an event with him this weekend. I would LOVE to know what kind of crow Dave’s eating at home these days. His wife must get to make his life a living hell 24/7 for sport. She probably has that mother fucker by the balls. Good for her.

Let’s see how this continues to unravel…

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Wants to Have Girl-Talk Over Tea and Crumpets With Sandra Bullock

I’d love to see how this one would go down.

McGee sat down for an interview with Life & Style magazine recently and opened up (kind of) about the Jesse James affairs. Bombshell stated that she’d like to meet with James’ estranged wife, Bullock, to “set the record straight“:

“I would like to sit down with Sandra and speak one-on-one. I’d let her ask me questions, and I would be honest and open with her about the affair. If that would help her heal, I would do it.”

And Bombshell isn’t the only one inadvertently poking fun at the award-winning actress. A deliveryman who frequented James’ Chopper shop claimed that everyone was pretend-intimidated by Bullock and would recoil in “fear” whenever she’d stop by the facility:

“They joked about Sandra being his sugar mommy and called her his Big Hitter. One time she looked pissed walking through. Everyone made a ‘Whoa, trouble!’ noise, and she just kept her head forward. They burst out laughing after she left, but she must’ve heard.”

So, yeah. That’s cool. It really is like middle school. The greasy wanna-be porn star is trying to get another fifteen minutes of fame make amends while smarmy delivery boys are claiming that everyone laughed behind Bullock’s back. Real suave, guys. I hope this gains you the iota of fame that you’re so desperately seeking. You might have the upper hand right now, since you’re the ones spouting the acidic bile that you are, but there’s an A-list actress out there that’s going to be famous no matter what you try.

But I’ll give you an “A” for effort asshole on this one.

So It Looks Like Sandra Bullock’s Husband Has Been Cheating on Her

Do the tabloid covers speak the truth? Sure sounds like it. After InTouch magazine hit stands yesterday morning screaming that Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, had an 11-month affair with a a tattoo model, Sandra backed out of the UK premiere of The Blind Side. Warner Bros issued this statement: “Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

Late Wednesday, People reported that Sandra had peaced out of the house she shared with Jesse just days before the tabloids hit the street.

And did anyone else notice that she didn’t explicitly thank him in her Oscar acceptance speech?

So what’s the dirt on Jesse’s cheating? Here’s an except from InTouch’s article:

When Sandra Bullock thanked her bad-boy husband, Jesse James, as she accepted her best actress Oscar for The Blind Side, she may not have known that while she was away shooting the film, Jesse was carrying on a steamy affair with a tattoo model. While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.

While Jesse was in Atlanta with Sandra when she started to film The Blind Side, Michelle sent West Coast Choppers a friend request because she hoped to snag a modeling gig there. She was surprised that it was actually Jesse who wrote back to her and told her to e-mail him at his personal e-mail. From the start, Jesse wanted to meet Michelle, and it was never about business: “He started saying, ‘Do you want to hang out?’” So a week after he got in touch, Michelle drove two hours from her San Diego home to West Coast Choppers in LA. “I got there around 9 at night,” remembers Michelle, who was starstruck at first. “I was like, ‘Holy s**t. It’s really Jesse James.’” After taking Michelle on a tour of his garage, Jesse brought her into his office and locked the door. “We ended up on the couch,” she says. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’” Jesse was evasive. “He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.’” Assuming he and Sandra were separated, Michelle continued talking to Jesse, she says, and then, “We had intimate relations.” Michelle says she and Jesse had sex “two or three times,” that night — and began what she believed was a serious relationship, texting each other several times a day, and meeting up for sex at least twice a week for the next five weeks.

Woooow, so the Vanilla Gorilla cheated on his wife and didn’t use a condom? CLASSY ON ALL COUNTS.

You picked a real shitty time to do this, Jesse. Sandra’s always going to be America’s Sweetheart, and we love her even more after her Oscar win and gracious acceptance speech. MOVE ON, Sandra. You deserve way better than this dude.

Oh, and the chick he cheated with, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. There’s a ton of photos of her in the gallery. I’m not a tattoo hater or anything, but I think this chick looks kinda gutter trash. And by “kinda” I mean “excruciatingly.” But, then again, any chick who sells a story like this to a tabloid is gutter trash in my mind.