Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Michael Jackson

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has passed away at the age of 50, apparently from cardiac arrest. Well, this seems surreal to report this to you, and I was hoping the media outlets had it wrong, but it is...

Very Important World Record Broken

No, don’t worry. Nobody won more than eight Olympic golds during one Olympics. That honor still belongs to Michael Phelps and his size 14 penis. Rather, students at William &...

Michael Jackson Estate Sale Canceled

It was poised to be the auction of the century, but a last-minute settlement between Jackson’s production company and the auction house means it’s not going to happen after all...

Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

When hundreds of thousands of people shell out their hard earned cash in the midst of a recession to watch a reanimated corpse dance that’s a sign that the world is about to end...

In Case You Care

The catalogs for the Michael Jackson estate auction have been posted on the Julien’s website. You can check them all out here. There are 242 pages of “Amusements, Arcade Games...

Might We Be Spared?

That sound you hear is the theater community heaving a collective sigh of relief.  Michael Jackson’s Broadway Thriller production might not happen. John Landis, the director of the...