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Ronan Farrow Still Claims Woody Allen Molested His 7-Year-Old Sister

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Woody Allen was lavished with praise at the Golden Globes on Sunday night as Diane Keaton went on a drunken speech about how wonderfully genius he is. Allen was receiving the Cecil B. Demille award for outstanding cinematic achievements, but he couldn’t be bothered to turn up because, oh, Woody just doesn’t like awards shows and all the hullabaloo surrounding them. It interferes with his creativity! Eh, fuck off.

In any case, the festivities over Woody weren’t so well-received by his ex-partner of 13 years, Mia Farrow, and her son (and possibly Frank Sinatra’s!!!!) Ronan, who still claim that Woody molested Mia’s adopted daughter Dylan when she was only 7 years old. Mia first made the claims in an lengthy interview with Vanity Fair last year, and Ronan is now backing up her story… on Twitter.

Is Woody Allen a child molester? Hard to say for sure, but I do think he has tendencies towards pedophilia and is a bit of a mess. And don’t forget that this is a guy who took naked pictures of his adopted daughter and then started a relationship with her. I also think artistically he’s incredibly overrated. Is he prolific? For sure. But fucked up people can make good art sometimes – the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Do you think this is credible?

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Whoa There — Mia Farrow And Frank Sinatra May Have A Lovechild

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Mia Farrow dropped a bombshell when she casually revealed in Vanity Fair that her son Ronan, could actually be the son of Frank Sinatra, and not Woody Allen. Ronan does resemble Sinatra a lot more than Allen, and he seems okay with the the idea of Frank being his dad, tweeting,

Listen, we’re all *possibly* Frank Sinatra’s son.

Goddamn he is awesome. He also burned Woody hard when last year he tweeted,

Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day.

I really want to hang out with this dude.

Here’s what Ms. Farrow told Vanity Fair, via E Online:

Farrow admitted Sinatra was the great love of her life and “we never really split up.” [...] When asked if Ronan could be Sinatra’s biological child, Farrow simply replied, “Possibly.”

Nancy Sinatra is totally cool with this, saying, “He [Ronan] is a big part of us, and we are blessed to have him in our lives.” Well that was fast.

Don’t you just love old school Frank Sinatra gossip?

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Mia Farrow’s Brother Dies Suspiciously

Patrick Farrow, Mia Farrow's Brother, Found Dead

Condolences to Mia Farrow, whose brother, sculptor Patrick Farrow, was found dead on Monday night on the premises of the gallery and studio space he owned with his wife in Castleton, Vermont.

Patrick’s death is being called “suspicious” and police are investigating, although no further details were released. Police also did not release the name of the caller who reported his body found at 11:30 pm on Monday.

Mia Farrow Ends 12 Day Fast

Mia Farrow Darfur Hunger Strike

64 year old Actress Mia Farrow– who was already about two pounds shy of being in danger of falling through a crack  in the floor–  engaged in a 12 day long hunger strike in an effort to draw attention to the plight of those living in Darfur.

“I have been instructed by my doctor to stop my fast immediately due to health concerns – including possible seizures,” wrote Farrow. “I am fortunate. The women, children, and men I am fasting for do not have that option.”

Airline magnate Richard Branson says that he will take over the fast for the next three days.

I’m sure the people in Darfur are thinking, “That’s nice and all, but can’t you crazy, rich British people just send us some freaking food?”

I have to question both the efficacy and sanity of a sympathetic hunger strike. It’s like showing solidarity with a co-worker who has cancer by chainsmoking, tanning all day, and eating asbestos sandwiches in an effort to get cancer. I’m sure they’d much rather you just drive them to chemo and make them some soup.