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Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Is Getting So Fat!

OMG, you guys, LOL! LOL, JK! Matthew McConaughey is totes not fat. Totes McGoats. It’s just that last month, Matthew McConaughey looked like this: In that photo, by the way, he...

Matthew McConaughey Still Looks Dead

Just when you thought that Matthew McConaughey couldn’t look any worse, he goes and … well, he looks worse. A lot worse. So “worse,” in fact, that you have to start...

Matthew McConaughey is Engaged!

How about that! All this time I thought they were married. Or at the very least, engaged. The also have two kids together, I’ve found (though I’ve already written about them in...