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10Have The Olsen Twins Had Work Done?

So here’s something I’ve been wondering for like, five years now: Have the Olsen Twins had something done to their faces?

I know, I know, they grew up in the public eye, so obviously we’ve seen their faces morph quite a bit since their Full House days, but do the little girls in the left photo up top look like younger versions of the girls in the right photo? I’m thinkin’ no. A couple of nose jobs? Maybe. Some veneers? Probably. And obviously their penchant for extensions and trying out new hair colors has had an overall effect on their look… but I can’t be positive if any of this is right. Most of the plastic surgery we see is so blatant that it’s hard to pick up on the well done stuff.

What kind of work do you think Mary-Kate and Ashley have had done, if any? I could talk about this all day, so feel free to get really into this with me…

March 16, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls

4Love It or Leave It: Mary-Kate Olsen Comes Out of My Grandmother’s Closet With an Armful of Clothing

photo of mary kate olsen in new york city weird outfit pictures

When I was much, much younger, and the knowledge that TWO GIRLS played the part of Michelle on one of my favorite shows, Full House, was not yet known to me, I thought that the poor, troll-looking little girl in the show had just the WEIRDEST, LONGEST name ever. I mean, ‘Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen’? Didn’t exactly have a ring to it and I used to roll my eyes dramatically whenever I’d see the credits.

See? Even back then, at the tender age of seven or whatever, I was a snarky bitch, but I’ll admit – I was probably every bit as troll-looking as Mary-Kate and Ashley are today were back then, too.

So here we have Mary-Kate lurking in the streets of New York, looking like she raided a reduced-for-final-sale bargain bin at the Alfred Dunner outlet, and of course, I hate it, even as the ghost of my dearly departed grandmother stands behind me and knuckleballs the back of my head for taking the name of Alfred Dunner in vain.

Sorry, MK. Can’t win ‘em all.

March 16, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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5Caption This and Pick Out the Homeless Person

photo of mary kate olson in new york city with a friend pictures

So the second half of that question was totally a trick question – neither of these people are homeless.  I really questioned the girl, but a dude that high-brow and polished-looking wouldn’t be seen out in public with someone who was the embodiment of scabies, right?

January 26, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah
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5Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen on Ellen

It’s been awhile since Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have done press together, but they’re back in the game and just hit up the Ellen show yesterday (the episode aired today.)

Ellen asked the girls about their “secret twin powers” (Ashley says they’re mirror twins, so when one of them is up, the other is down and they need to keep each other checked) before gifting them with oversized purses and sunglasses. The clip above is short, but you get to see the twins interact with Ellen enough that you’ll be convinced that they turned out OK.

But if you’re looking for something negative to harp on, at one point Ellen complimented the twins for staying out of trouble all these years in Hollywood, perhaps forgetting that Mary-Kate entered rehab at the age of 18 for anorexia and a rumored coke problem. And some people think she may have had something to do with the death of Heath Ledger.

September 17, 2010 at 12:06 pm by Molls

60Megan Fox Slams Olsen Twins

Did you know Megan Fox had a career before Transformers? Yeah, color me surprised, too. Fox, who worked with the Olsen sisters back in 2001 on one of their productions called Holiday in the Sun, recently interviewed and discussed the Olsen twins (for some reason) and claimed that working with the two was weird, and that the girls were “socially awkward.” Megan also intimates that both Mary-Kate and Ashley are “crazy,” and claims that they have phobias:

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Um, OK. They might be a little eccentric (God, am I really defending the Olsen twins?), but if you don’t shut the fuck up, Megan, they’ll do something “crazy” and buy your soul. I mean, every billionaire makes bad investments sometimes, you know?

More photos of Megan Fox and the Olsen girls in Holiday in the Sun — a movie I did not see.

August 31, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah

0Rub Their Tummies and Make a Wish

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were spotted on their way to a photo shoot yesterday and the color of their hair really did nothing to help the fact that the two have been compared to troll dolls their entire lives. Hey, at least they’re mixing up Mary Kate’s usual “homeless woman draped in expensive fabrics” look and Ashley’s hella boring upper class housewife vibe.

June 19, 2010 at 12:53 pm by Molls