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Mark Ballas Got Into a Pretty Embarrassing Fight With His Girlfriend

Dancing With the StarsMark Ballas‘s girlfriend is angry at him, and the above video captures what appears to be a fight about Mark going back on his word to quit smoking. TMZ filmed the two, and noted some of the more amusing comments from their heated conversation:

Tiffany screams mid-argument, “You’re such a d**k when you drink.” For his part, Mark tells Tiff, “You can cry me a river for all I care, and you can swim in it.”

Mark tells Tiffany, “You punched me in face 3 times today.” She responds, “I was dancing.”

Tiffany thinks Mark’s fibbing about smoking is a gateway lie: “It makes me wonder what else you lie about. Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly, what else have you lied to me about?”

At one point … Mark yanks Tiffany’s key chain from her, removes his house key and then hands the chain back. She pushes him and he leaves.

Now, wait a damn minute. How old is this Mark Ballas? Twenty-five. He’s going to be twenty-six next month, apparently. And he’s fighting with his apparently dumb girlfriend (“I was dancing”? Really) over cigarettes? Or rather, his girlfriend’s fighting with him – over cigarettes? Oh man.

You know, I get it. We’ve all been there, and anyone who claims that they’ve never argued with their significant other while drunk, well. They’re just lying. My husband and I, for example. When we first started dating seven years ago, we’d argue over the dumbest shit while drinking, like who the real hero of Star Wars was – Luke Skywalker or Han Solo; how you really can say a word so many times that it ceases to make sense any longer; and even things like whether the capital of Vermont is Burlington or Montpelier (what can I say – we’re nerds to the umpteenth degree). So I get it, guys. But fighting in the middle of the sidewalk, outside a bar, when you’re famous enough to be a recurring player on a show that a lot of people watch? Come on. That’s, like, sixteen-year-old shit. I expect this kind of business from people like Amber Portwood or, you know, a pregnant Snooki. That’s just kind of trashy.

I thought you were different, Mark Ballas, especially when you began dating that lovely Pia Toscano and then remixed that Rebecca Black song. But that all ended, and you ended up with a chick who’s going to be all dramatic in the street. And you indulge it. Good Lord, son.

A Very Kardashian Thanksgiving!

A photo of Bruce Jenner and Kim Kardashian

I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!

Thanks to Khloe Kardashian and her blog, we don’t need to wonder anymore! Now we know that poor Bruce Jenner looked weird, Kourtney Kardashian‘s adorable son Mason was adorable, and that Dancing with the Star‘s Mark Ballas showed up to play a little guitar. Feel better? I know I do!

Oh, and speaking of Dancing with the Stars, guess who’s being courted to appear on the next season. Kris Jenner, y’all. Could the day get any better?

The Dancing With the Stars Friends Remix ‘Friday’

Just when you thought the Rebecca Black pandemonium had died down to a dull roar, those crazy kids on DWTS have gone and resurrected ‘Friday’ with their own spin, and it’s actually not half bad if you can get past the whole idea that, despite different players, IT’S STILL ‘Friday,’ ffs. However? Though Mark Ballas is way hot, and I’d just love to be Pia Toscano these days (who was lurking on the sidelines, trying hard not to be filmed), the beatboxing and awkward jiving was just embarrassing. If this is what Mark’s like behind closed doors, man … you in danger, girl.