Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Mark Ballas

A Very Kardashian Thanksgiving!

I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. ...

Mark Ballas and Joanna Pacitti?

First off, I would like to say that I hope the President’s little talk was DAMN good last night, because I was all excited for Idol and THEN IT WASN’T ON. Total devastation. How could they just move my favorite television show without sending out a mass email to the whole country and asking if it was okay? Nobody thinks about my needs...