Yes, this is about Dina Lohan‘s interview with Dr. Phil. Lindsay is super mad, not because her mother is a hot mess, but because Dr. Phil pointed out that her mother is a hot mess on camera.
Here’s what Lindsay tweeted yesterday:
@DrPhil You should be ashamed of yourself. What kind of man takes advantage of a woman @her most vulnerable state? YOU are the fraud.
She’s deleted that one, but this one is still up:
My last tweet was referencing my amazing, beautiful, talented, strong mother. @dinalohan
This is a tough situation, because Dr. Phil is sort of a fraud, but everyone knows it. Everyone knows that he’s not a medical doctor, though he does have a doctorate in psychology. Everyone knows what his shtick is. It’s not like Dina thought “oh, a doctor wants to have a talk with me, this will surely be good for my emotional well-being.” No, she thought “oh, I’ll go on Dr. Phil’s show and then people will talk about me and my daughter and everyone will love us again.” That’s how Dr. Phil works.
And you know, he wasn’t even mean to her. Sure, he was very obviously exasperated, but who wouldn’t be? It’s not like he exploited her, and he certainly didn’t “take advantage” of her. Dina’s the one who requested to do the interview, not Dr. Phil, she wanted to clear her name. Dr. Phil tried to ask her about the things she wanted people to know about, and she flipped off the cameras and kept talking about his shoes. I’m not a Dr. Phil fan or anything, but I think it’s pretty clear that this mess is all on Dina.
Here’s Lindsay‘s part of the transcript in this e mini-sneak peek, if, for some reason, you can’t watch it:
[Lindsay's Voiceover] “It’s been a long time.”
[Lindsay] “The film arcs over their entire lives, and how they had to go through life living in the public eye, and how that can tear people apart. … I’m a huge Elizabeth Taylor fan, and I relate to her on a lot of levels, living in the public eye, dealing with the stress of what other people say, whether it’s true or not … I personally understand Liz because you’re living your life for everyone to see, when people are growing with you. You get to a point where you become numb to it, and you just live your life the way you feel you need to live it. … I love diamonds, and she appreciated them, and it made her happy. … No matter what happened, they [Liz & Dick] always came back to each other. Richard was her one true love.”
Here’s a still of Lindsay’s best face in the whole clip, because wow. Girlfriend needs to lay off the fillers or the booze, because that is one fat fat fatty-fatterson mug and it is just not natural.
And you know, not because she’s such a heavy smoker, and not because sometimes people just get sick. Nope, Lindsay‘s poor lungs are infected because we’re all just so mean and we can’t even leave her alone for one minute so she can get her cocktail on and then go for a drive, GOD.
Lindsay Lohan believes getting arrested is bad for her health … ’cause she’s telling friends the stress from her NYC bust aggravated her pre-existing pneumonia so badly, she had to be hospitalized.
We broke the story ..Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC Sunday night with a lung infection … but was released a short time later.
Now, Lindsay’s telling friends the arrest caused her so much anxiety, it landed her in the hospital — exacerbating the “walking pneumonia” she’s been suffering from the last few weeks.
If you don’t want the stress that I’m sure inevitably comes with an arrest, then maybe stop doing things that will get you arrested. Is that such a bizarre concept? It’s like she’s beating her own head against a wall and saying “oh my god, you guys, my head hurts so bad, I wish it would just stop hurting, this is so painful!”
You’re bringing this all on yourself, Lindsay. Remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have three more pointing back on you. And one of those fingers will be raised, because I’m sure even your own hand wants to flip you off. Because STOP.
Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC last night … and sources connected to the actress tell us she’s suffering from a bad lung infection.
Lindsay has been telling friends she’s been dealing with a bad case of “walking pneumonia” for the last couple weeks — and last night, we’re told things got so bad she had to go to the hospital.
We’re told Lindsay was taken to Mt. Sinai, where she received medication for the infection — including antibiotics — and was discharged shortly after.
Lindsay’s currently resting back in her hotel room.
So, bummer. Maybe there was something to that whole “walking pneumonia” excuse that she gave in order to bail out on the Charlie Sheen-kissing scene in Scary Movie 5. But we’re not going to go ahead and confirm that, guys, because it’s Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, and there’s always parallel meanings behind what she does and what the reasoning behind them happens to be.
Moreover, why is Lindsay always RUSHED! to the hospital? I mean, I don’t pretend to be a doctor or anything, but it’s a lung infection. Unless it was seriously inhibiting her breathing, I can’t imagine a reason to rush anywhere. If it were me, I’d be like, ‘Bummer, I’m pretty sick. I guess I’m going to get in my car and drive my ass to the ER, since I can’t get a doctor’s appointment like a normal person might and see what they can do for me’. That’s how I’d do it, because I don’t really see making a mountain out of a molehill. Or a hotel room at the Chateau Marmont into a crack den, to put it in terms that Lindsay Lohan can understand.
So many questions, guys. Like ‘who is this kid?’ And ‘who the hell is his mother, that she’d allow someone like Lindsay Lohan to carry him around—out in public. On the streets. CLEARLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME PHARMACEUTICAL WONDER‘. No, I’m not understanding any of this, not one bit.
Also, can we talk about Michael Lohan for a second, too? It would appear that he’s moved from his daughter’s current Liz Taylor obsession, and on to Lindsay’s “former” Marilyn Monroe obsession that we all just loved being privy to so, so much. To The Daily Buzz, Michael says (a day late and a dollar or six short):
“Lindsay has an infatuation with Marilyn Monroe which kind of scares me. There are parallels sometimes. They are so similar in their talents, their creativity and their careers that it’s scary. They have all had problems with addiction issues and I don’t want to see her go down that path or road anymore and it’s a shame because we all know, ‘You show me who you walk with and I’ll tell you who you are’. You have to surround yourself with the right people places and situations to get better. Not to beat Dina up, but even other people around Lindsay. She needs to be around people who are clean and sober and on the right path.”
So not only is it a pathetic attempt to build Lindsay up in the public eye by making her “look” even more like Marilyn Monroe, but it’s a not-so-thinly-veiled dig at Lindsay’s mom (and Michael’s ex), Dina Lohan, because she’s also a hot, wasted, embarrassing mess who has nothing going for her in this life. Lohans, guys. You can’t make this stuff up.
And someone, please—find out for me. Who is this poor kid?
Yesterday, Sarah showed you that lovely movie poster for Lindsay‘s critically acclaimed* Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick. It was truly something, and now we have … something else. Please watch it now.
Ok, now please watch it again.
RIGHT? This is the first time that we’re seeing Lindsay as Liz in live action, and it was totally worth the wait. Everything about this is so right in all the wrong ways (wrong in all the right ways?). There’s Lindsay looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor, and Lindsay’s bad acting. I’m no expert, but like, I have a bachelor’s degree in acting and I’ve spent countless hours watching Lifetime movies and eating ice cream, so I’m sort of an expert. And this is bad, friends. This is really bad. She only said about three lines, but it’s fairly obvious that this movie is going to be the burning hot lava mess we all knew it would be.
Two months, friends. We just have to wait two more months, and then we’ll be given the gift of a lifetime (ha!). Who’s pumped?
And if that doesn’t freak you out enough? I’ve got a few words for you—Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. IN BED. TOGETHER.
This photo right here features Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, in the first published photo of their scene together in Scary Movie 5. We talked last week about Lindsay ditching the set, claiming she had “walking pneumonia,” and after she was threatened with a non-compliance lawsuit, she returned to the set, magically healed, and magically making out with Charlie Sheen, as per the film script.