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And Now Lindsay Lohan’s Been Banned from the Chateau Marmont

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From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan stiffed the famous Chateau Marmont hotel to the tune of $46,350.04, and she is now persona non grata.

TMZ has obtained a letter from the General Manager of the hotel where John Belushi infamously OD’d and died … The GM notes the hotel repeatedly requested payment for the 47 days Lindsay stayed there during the months of June and July … but LiLo never anted up.

Lindsay — who had been living at the hotel — was ordered to get her stuff out by 12 PM August 1. She was then banned from the entire property.

Now get this … We also got the itemized bill for June and July, and it’s clear — Lindsay spends like a drunken sailor.

– Minibar charges for the 47 days: $3,145.07. The highest daily tab … July 1st — $502.43!!!

– Cigarettes: $686. She blew through 49 packs in 47 days at $14 a pop

– Chateau Candle: $100

– Chateau restaurant: On July 4 Lindsay racked up a $1,992.07 bill. On top of that, she spent $685.96 that day on room service

Do you think we could yet say it’s official that Lindsay Lohan‘s back on her familiar downward spiral to three or four days in jail? Because I do. This is how it seems to start every time—Lindsay f-cks up, wants to be taken seriously, straightens up for a few weeks or months, and gets some “respectable” film or television show parts. After the smoke clears, and she’s got a few days of time on her hands, she’s back to the same old crack shenanigans of theft, drugs, and general work-related unreliability. I mean, honestly. What’s next, a coke-binge with Paris Hilton? Domestic disputes with Samantha Ronson? Dare I say it, those two ladies are just too good for our Lindsay these days, so no. I doubt it, actually.

Lindsay Definitely Stole That Jewelry, Is Definitely Not Getting in Trouble for It

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Ok, listen. Lindsay Lohan stole $100,000 worth of jewelry at that house party. She definitely did that. That absolutely happened. And the guy who owned the jewelry (which, just so you’re up to date, was mostly watches and some sunglasses) called the police, the police questioned Lindsay, they investigated, she officially became a suspect, and now the charges have been dropped. Because nothing was stolen. Because – wait for it – according to the owner of the jewelry, when it comes to Lindsay, “what’s mine is yours.”

So essentially, she stole a bunch of stuff, but it’s all good:

Lindsay Lohan will not be prosecuted by the L.A. County District Attorney for stealing more than $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses from a Hollywood Hills home — TMZ has learned the D.A. just rejected the case.

According to the D.A.’s charge evaluation worksheet, there is insufficient evidence to bring a burglary charge against the actress.

According to the D.A., Lindsay and Sam Magid — the rich guy who owns the house that was allegedly burglarized — have had a “longstanding relationship.”

The D.A. claims Sam did not identify Lindsay as a suspect and the “potential eyewitnesses have refused to become involved.”

Additionally, none of the suspects were found in possession of the stolen property.

Lindsay’s assistant Gavin Doyle will also not face prosecution.

Oh, but now it looks like Lindsay just stole a few thousand dollars and a bunch of keys:

A rep for the D.A.’s office tells TMZ … “The District Attorney’s Office received no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken.”

“The evidence presented to us … was valued at $6,400 and included $3,000 in cash, four pairs of sunglasses, an iPod and keys to two cars and a house.”

It’s now clear … the initial theft complaint, which included $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses, never made its way to the D.A.’s office.

Yeah, this all sounds totally legit. I’m sure it was all a big misunderstanding. Lindsay was just borrowing a bunch of watches or maybe $3,000 and some car keys. All this negative press is BS. For sure.

Lindsay Lohan Is Officially A Suspect in The Jewelry Theft, Also Broke Another Law

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Well, you know what they say. Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play. Flop Lip gonna flop. Sunrise, sunset. Just another day in the life.

What I’m saying is that Lindsay Lohan cannot stop breaking laws, and, as such, she cannot stop being named a suspect for breaking those laws. And that’s exactly what’s happening now.

Let’s catch up real quick, all right? We all know that Lindsay stole a bunch of jewelry at a house party last week. Allegedly. Police asked her some routine questions, and when she found out she wasn’t a suspect, she went directly to New York, you know, just ’cause. But now it turns out that Lindsay is a suspect. It’s official and everything. Police called Lindsay’s poor lawyer to set up an interview, but get this: her lawyer said no. She told investigators that she wouldn’t cooperate. What is that even about?

Another strange thing is that the guy that owns the house where Lindsay was partying and who also owns all the jewelry that Lindsay stole? He was just like “oh, nevermind, guys, I totally spaced, nothing’s missing, let’s forget everything.” Yeah, he’s actually saying that nothing was ever missing. The investigation is still going forward though, because apparently other people saw Lindsay stealing stuff, and that’s still not allowed, I guess.

ANOTHER thing is that a whole different police department wants to question Lindsay about something else. Remember that shady car accident in June when Lindsay ran her car into a big rig? And then she said that she wasn’t even driving, her assistant (who, by the way, is also wanted for questioning about the jewelry theft) was? We all called bullshit immediately, but it looks like cops are just now catching on, and they want to confront Lindsay about lying to them. Which is a crime.

And here’s the part where I remind you that Lindsay is still on probation and she could get into serious trouble if anything comes out of these cases. Blah blah jail time, blah blah court, blah blah bitch never learns and never will because no one will ever hold her accountable for her actions.

What a way to start the morning.

This is What Lindsay Lohan’s Doing During Her Literal New York Getaway

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I mean, we could, of course, come right out and say “This is what Lindsay looks like when she’s fleeing the long arm of the law,” but that would make us look like we’re presuming that Lindsay *did* have something to do with all those missing jewels from that party that she brought suspicious-looking, jewel-thieving-like men to, and come on. No one wants to be all presumptuous, especially not about Lindsay Lohan. It’s not like she’s ever been caught doing something that wasn’t on the up and up, so why shouldn’t she just be allowed to casually jet across the United States to New York City, and to party, too?

Gosh. Maybe it’s time we cut Lindsay Lohan some slack. She’s just trying to get along, you know. Example? What she put on her Twitter account earlier today about all of the smack that people have been talking on her ever since she was questioned with regard to the stealing crime:

All of this negative press is BS. … Whenever I’m doing great, people fabricate lies. It’s such a shame. I’m just sayin’

Seriously. Lindsay’s doing just great, why can’t you all just leave her alone? I’m “just sayin’,” too.

Lindsay Didn’t Steal Any Jewelry, Fled The State After Questioning

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There are a couple of new stories about Lindsay Lohan‘s latest jewelry heist, which makes me believe that it’s going to turn into a big thing. It’s always so hard to tell at first, you know? This girl just gets into so many shenanigans that you never know when she’s going to get busted and when she’s going to pull some of her meth magic and work her way out of whatever bad situation she got herself into. But I think this might turn into something.

If you’ll remember, Lindsay was at a house party on Monday night where a lot of expensive jewelry went missing. The owner of the house called the police, and the police came to question all the party guests, including Lindsay. She was all “who, me? Couldn’t be!” and then when the police were done questioning her, she asked if she was a suspect. When they told her that she wasn’t (yet), and she left the house. And then flew to New York:

Lindsay Lohan is getting the hell out of dodge after police questioned the actress regarding an alleged Hollywood Hills burglary yesterday — catching a flight out of L.A. this afternoon.

We’re told Lindsay is bound for New York — where her mother Dina lives. It’s unclear what she has planned in the Big Apple.

As we reported, Lindsay was interviewed by police yesterday following an all-night party in a Hollywood Hills mansion — during which several expensive watches and sunglasses allegedly went missing.

Lindsay told police she had nothing to do with any stolen property — but the house owner believes she invited the burglars into the home.

About that last part: it turns out that Lindsay’s one of those annoying people who you invite to your party and in turn invites a handful of people that you don’t even know. She showed up with four dudes – her brother, Cody, her assistant, and two other guys – and the home owner thinks those two dudes without roles are the ones who did the stealing. Makes sense, you know, when there are two sketchy strangers in your house.

But hey, how about that impromptu trip to New York? I’m sure it’s no big deal, right? Probably doesn’t even mean a thing.

Lindsay Lohan Stole Some More Jewelry. Allegedly.

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Well, at this point it’s not even “allegedly,” because police don’t consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelry.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan was interviewed by police today regarding an apparent burglary at a Hollywood Hills home last night — but Lindsay insists … she had nothing to do with it.

According to sources, Lindsay slept over at the home in question Sunday night after a small get together — along with several guests — and when everyone woke up this morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property.

Law enforcement sources tell us, police were called to the home and interviewed everyone inside, including LIndsay.

We’re told Lindsay was very cooperative — but claimed she had nothing to do with any missing jewelry.

As of now, Lindsay is NOT considered a suspect. The investigation is ongoing.

You know what they say: floppy lips, sticky fingers. I’m sorry that I’m not giving Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, but at this stage in her life, it just makes sense that she’s the culprit here. If she’s staying in a home where jewelry went missing, she took it. If she’s staying in a home where there’s a dented car in the driveway with empty vodka bottles in the backseat, she drove it. If she’s staying in a home where a half-assed meth lab was found assembled in the bathroom, the bathtub full of cough syrup with a straw floating in it, she’s passed out next to the toilet with drool hanging out of her mouth. And that’s just the way it is.

No, I Don’t Know Why James Franco is Making a Movie About Lindsay Lohan, Either

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From E! Online:

Tinseltown’s favorite Renaissance Man has put out a casting notice on Actors Access, an online casting guide, for a feature film he’s looking to direct about “two Hollywood celebrities.” And wouldn’t you know, he’s searching for two actors who can pass for Lindsay Lohan and himself.

According to the casting breakdown, Franco is looking for a male to fill “James Franco Types ages 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60.”

Regarding his LiLo lookalike, the thesp is seeking a female to play a “Lindsay Lohan type ages 13, 21, 30, 45 and 60.”

Precious little other information about the flick was disclosed, including whether Franco or Lohan—who are said to be close pals—will be making an appearance.

But the producers listed are Miles Levy and Vince Jolivette, who are partners with Franco in Rabbit Bandini Productions, which produced his 2010 biopic Howl and are behind Lovelace, the upcoming film about porn star Linda Lovelace.

Here’s the tie, though—the real, real reason behind all of this completely bizarre f-ckery: James Franco heard about Lindsay allegedly partying with Kristen, and now that Kristen’s technically back on the market, James is making his long-suffering romantic play for Kristen, no matter what he has to do in the process. And if that means including Lindsay in some A/B-list stuff and potentially harming his reputation of being taken seriously, then so be it.

What some people will do to get a piece of Kristen Stewart, I swear.