I mean, we could, of course, come right out and say “This is what Lindsay looks like when she’s fleeing the long arm of the law,” but that would make us look like we’re presuming that Lindsay *did* have something to do with all those missing jewels from that party that she brought suspicious-looking, jewel-thieving-like men to, and come on. No one wants to be all presumptuous, especially not about Lindsay Lohan. It’s not like she’s ever been caught doing something that wasn’t on the up and up, so why shouldn’t she just be allowed to casually jet across the United States to New York City, and to party, too?
Gosh. Maybe it’s time we cut Lindsay Lohan some slack. She’s just trying to get along, you know. Example? What she put on her Twitter account earlier today about all of the smack that people have been talking on her ever since she was questioned with regard to the stealing crime:
All of this negative press is BS. … Whenever I’m doing great, people fabricate lies. It’s such a shame. I’m just sayin’
Seriously. Lindsay’s doing just great, why can’t you all just leave her alone? I’m “just sayin’,” too.
August 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
There are a couple of new stories about Lindsay Lohan‘s latest jewelry heist, which makes me believe that it’s going to turn into a big thing. It’s always so hard to tell at first, you know? This girl just gets into so many shenanigans that you never know when she’s going to get busted and when she’s going to pull some of her meth magic and work her way out of whatever bad situation she got herself into. But I think this might turn into something.
If you’ll remember, Lindsay was at a house party on Monday night where a lot of expensive jewelry went missing. The owner of the house called the police, and the police came to question all the party guests, including Lindsay. She was all “who, me? Couldn’t be!” and then when the police were done questioning her, she asked if she was a suspect. When they told her that she wasn’t (yet), and she left the house. And then flew to New York:
Lindsay Lohan is getting the hell out of dodge after police questioned the actress regarding an alleged Hollywood Hills burglary yesterday — catching a flight out of L.A. this afternoon.
We’re told Lindsay is bound for New York — where her mother Dina lives. It’s unclear what she has planned in the Big Apple.
As we reported, Lindsay was interviewed by police yesterday following an all-night party in a Hollywood Hills mansion — during which several expensive watches and sunglasses allegedly went missing.
Lindsay told police she had nothing to do with any stolen property — but the house owner believes she invited the burglars into the home.
About that last part: it turns out that Lindsay’s one of those annoying people who you invite to your party and in turn invites a handful of people that you don’t even know. She showed up with four dudes – her brother, Cody, her assistant, and two other guys – and the home owner thinks those two dudes without roles are the ones who did the stealing. Makes sense, you know, when there are two sketchy strangers in your house.
But hey, how about that impromptu trip to New York? I’m sure it’s no big deal, right? Probably doesn’t even mean a thing.
August 22, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
Well, at this point it’s not even “allegedly,” because police don’t consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelry.
Lindsay Lohan was interviewed by police today regarding an apparent burglary at a Hollywood Hills home last night — but Lindsay insists … she had nothing to do with it.
According to sources, Lindsay slept over at the home in question Sunday night after a small get together — along with several guests — and when everyone woke up this morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property.
Law enforcement sources tell us, police were called to the home and interviewed everyone inside, including LIndsay.
We’re told Lindsay was very cooperative — but claimed she had nothing to do with any missing jewelry.
As of now, Lindsay is NOT considered a suspect. The investigation is ongoing.
You know what they say: floppy lips, sticky fingers. I’m sorry that I’m not giving Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, but at this stage in her life, it just makes sense that she’s the culprit here. If she’s staying in a home where jewelry went missing, she took it. If she’s staying in a home where there’s a dented car in the driveway with empty vodka bottles in the backseat, she drove it. If she’s staying in a home where a half-assed meth lab was found assembled in the bathroom, the bathtub full of cough syrup with a straw floating in it, she’s passed out next to the toilet with drool hanging out of her mouth. And that’s just the way it is.
August 21, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
From E! Online:
Tinseltown’s favorite Renaissance Man has put out a casting notice on Actors Access, an online casting guide, for a feature film he’s looking to direct about “two Hollywood celebrities.” And wouldn’t you know, he’s searching for two actors who can pass for Lindsay Lohan and himself.
According to the casting breakdown, Franco is looking for a male to fill “James Franco Types ages 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60.”
Regarding his LiLo lookalike, the thesp is seeking a female to play a “Lindsay Lohan type ages 13, 21, 30, 45 and 60.”
Precious little other information about the flick was disclosed, including whether Franco or Lohan—who are said to be close pals—will be making an appearance.
But the producers listed are Miles Levy and Vince Jolivette, who are partners with Franco in Rabbit Bandini Productions, which produced his 2010 biopic Howl and are behind Lovelace, the upcoming film about porn star Linda Lovelace.
Here’s the tie, though—the real, real reason behind all of this completely bizarre f-ckery: James Franco heard about Lindsay allegedly partying with Kristen, and now that Kristen’s technically back on the market, James is making his long-suffering romantic play for Kristen, no matter what he has to do in the process. And if that means including Lindsay in some A/B-list stuff and potentially harming his reputation of being taken seriously, then so be it.
August 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
Let’s get through the facts first, all right, then we can discuss. Here’s what happened: there was a surfing contest last Thursday, and Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart were both there. It looks like Kristen’s brother is into surfing, and I guess he was competing, but I have no idea why Lindsay was there. Surfers aren’t really known for being into meth, are they?
But anyway, the two ladies ran into each other again at a house party later that night. And that’s it. That’s where the story ends. Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart were seen at a surfing contest and also a house party, and that’s all we know. So it’s up to us to fill in the blanks.
I imagine that Lindsay was just being Lindsay, wandering around aimlessly with her titties floppin’ every which way. But Kristen, she’s trying desperately to feel better, to feel normal, to feel something. She tried hanging out with her brother, but when that didn’t help, she found herself at some random house party, where she saw Lindsay Lohan. Kristen, being a human being with ears, had heard that Lindsay is all about the meth these days, and she thought maybe, just maybe, that Lindsay could help her numb the pain.
Or, for the more visual readers out there, Lindsay and Kristen were at the same party, and Kristen was like this:
And Lindsay saw her from across the room, and she roared her terrible roar and gnashed her terrible teeth, which looks like this:
And Kristen saw oodles and oodles of tiny pebbles fall out of Lindsay’s floppin’ lips, and when she moved closer, she saw that they weren’t pebbles at all, but little rocks of meth! So she looked up at Lindsay in wonder, which looks like this:
Lindsay told Kristen she could have some, but only if she promised to let her be a vampire in the next Twilight movie. When Kristen told her that there weren’t going to be anymore Twilight movies, Lindsay did this:
Kristen got scared and told Lindsay that they’d do another movie, just for her, and she perked up. She tucked her lips back in, ran to the bathroom, and came out looking like this:
Kristen didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, so she just decided to nibble on the meth pebbles that had fallen from Lindsay’s maw. And that’s what happened last Thursday night. Isn’t gossip fun?!
August 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
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See, when Lindsay’s not too busy slamming Francesca Eastwood for being more famous than she is, she hangs out at the beach!
Thing is, we’re probably going to be seeing a lot more of Lindsay out and about these days, because sources are saying that Lindsay’s fortune has grown exponentially over the last year. TMZ breaks it down, telling us that Lindsay earned a cool million from her Playboy spread, $300k from her Liz & Dick role, and will earn $200k for her role in the new Scary Movie, and is supposed to be raking an entire $6,480 for her part in Bret Easton Ellis’s The Canyons, if I’m figuring correctly.
It’s probably the most money that Lindsay’s brought in over the last few years (combined, maybe), and will it skyrocket her back to the A-list? Well. In short, no. In long … LOLOLALKFJDASLKERJKEWSD BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA no f-cking way.
Just look at the photos of her boobs in the gallery. It’s the most interesting thing about her these days anyway, you know?
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