Ok, listen. Lindsay Lohan stole $100,000 worth of jewelry at that house party. She definitely did that. That absolutely happened. And the guy who owned the jewelry (which, just so you’re up to date, was mostly watches and some sunglasses) called the police, the police questioned Lindsay, they investigated, she officially became a suspect, and now the charges have been dropped. Because nothing was stolen. Because – wait for it – according to the owner of the jewelry, when it comes to Lindsay, “what’s mine is yours.”
So essentially, she stole a bunch of stuff, but it’s all good:
Lindsay Lohan will not be prosecuted by the L.A. County District Attorney for stealing more than $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses from a Hollywood Hills home — TMZ has learned the D.A. just rejected the case.
According to the D.A.’s charge evaluation worksheet, there is insufficient evidence to bring a burglary charge against the actress.
According to the D.A., Lindsay and Sam Magid — the rich guy who owns the house that was allegedly burglarized — have had a “longstanding relationship.”
The D.A. claims Sam did not identify Lindsay as a suspect and the “potential eyewitnesses have refused to become involved.”
Additionally, none of the suspects were found in possession of the stolen property.
Lindsay’s assistant Gavin Doyle will also not face prosecution.
Oh, but now it looks like Lindsay just stole a few thousand dollars and a bunch of keys:
A rep for the D.A.’s office tells TMZ … “The District Attorney’s Office received no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken.”
“The evidence presented to us … was valued at $6,400 and included $3,000 in cash, four pairs of sunglasses, an iPod and keys to two cars and a house.”
It’s now clear … the initial theft complaint, which included $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses, never made its way to the D.A.’s office.
Yeah, this all sounds totally legit. I’m sure it was all a big misunderstanding. Lindsay was just borrowing a bunch of watches or maybe $3,000 and some car keys. All this negative press is BS. For sure.