Oh, that time that Lindsay said that Dina was on cocaine? And “like, touching her neck and shit”? And that “she’s like the f-cking devil right now”? Oh yeah, and that thing about how the fight was about money that Lindsay gave to Dina?
Yeah, none of that was true. Why would you even think that? Because there was a recording of her saying all those things? Psh, don’t be so naive.
Lindsay called TMZ and told them that she “told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine.” And also “daughters have fights with their moms. It happens a lot. It’s normal.” See, no big deal! I know that personally I call my dad and claim that my mom is on cocaine and touching her neck all the time. It’s normal! And then me and my mom, we start breaking shit, and she scratches me, and someone calls 911 and tells them that she’s holding me against my will. Happens a lot.
Oh, but Lindsay is also still talking about that Dr. Phil interview that Dina did, calling it “vile” and “disgusting.” Father of the year Michael Lohan invited himself into the conversation by saying “Why is it that every time someone nails Dina doing something wrong, either on camera or on tape, they are always lying,” which is a fair point. It’s gross that he’s still talking to the media about his daughter, but it’s still a fair point.
This is completely unrelated, but Lindsay also said this last night about her pick for president:
“I just think employment is really important right now. So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now. It’s a long story.”
Probably because Obama totally snubbed her via Twitter. It’s a long story.
October 12, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Lindsay Lohan was telling the truth when she said her mom was on the verge of losing her house …and Dina Lohan is not out of the woods yet … TMZ has learned.
According to court docs obtained by TMZ … JPMorgan Chase Bank filed documents in 2010 to foreclose on Dina’s Long Island home because she had fallen behind on payments.
Now here’s where it gets interesting …The bank and Dina cut some sort of deal in which mama Lohan agreed to a new payment agreement that would prevent her home from going on the auction block.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us … Dina didn’t ante up on her own — she got money from Lindsay to make the payments.
We’re told Lindsay made payments that helped Dina dig out of the hole, but recently she fell behind again and Lindsay had to give her MORE bailout money — $40,000. And that’s the 40 grand that Lindsay and her mom were arguing over when things erupted in the limo early Wednesday.
One final thing. We’re told Dina withdrew lots of other money from the Bank of Lindsay, including money to help pay for her kid brother’s tuition.
During that 911 call, Dina also told Lindsay that lovable line, “you’re dead to me,” and Dina had also had at least four glasses of wine (is that a big deal?) and no dinner when they had their fight. But a few hours after the police came to Dina’s house, they were photographed hugging as Lindsay left, so I guess things are back to ok in the dysfunctional house of Lohan.
So what does Dina do that she needs Lindsay to give her all this money? I realize that Michael Lohan isn’t all that great at making child support payments, and it must not be cheap to be a single mother living in New York, but wouldn’t she have made a good amount of money from all those interviews she’s given about Lindsay? Isn’t she supposed to be doing a number of reality shows? I’m all for helping out a loved one when she’s in need, but come on, Dina.
October 11, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
So normally I don’t run these 911-type calls, because I feel it’s just weird and sad and like listening to people during the worst times of their lives, and while we’re in the business of voyeurism here at Evil Beet, there are some lines that shouldn’t be crossed, right? Well honestly, Lindsay Lohan is exempt from that law, and so we have the call from Lindsay to her dad, Michael Lohan, detailing her physical altercation with her mom, and also some Michael Lohan stuff thrown in there for good measure. Unfortunately, at the time I wrote this post, I was able to embed the audio, and now I can’t, and on that I say ‘f-cksticks’.
Here’s some of the best bits, since you can’t hear it here:
Michael to Lindsay: He’s [the limo driver] kidnapping you, Lindsay, he’s kidnapping you!
Lindsay to Michael: You just tricked me!
Michael to Lindsay: Lindsay, he’s kidnapping you.
Michael to Lindsay: You do everything, you do everything for everyone, you gave Mom 40 thousand [dollars]?
Lindsay to Michael: Dad, she’s on cocaine, she’s like, touching her neck and shit.
Michael to Lindsay: Mom’s in the car with you? Well she’s kidnapping you.
Lindsay to Michael: She said disgusting things to me.
Michael to Lindsay: She’s horrible, Lindsay.
Lindsay to Michael: She’s like the f-cking devil right now.
Here’s Michael’s “message” to Dina:
“Just be the mother that you were when we were married. You were a great mother and a great wife, and I don’t know what happened. But you definitely have some issues that need to be dealt with and I wish you would deal with them.”
October 10, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Ok, that headline was kind of lame, but I couldn’t come up with a way to tell you everything that just happened in one short line. See, Lindsay Lohan and her wonderful mother, Dina, did get into a fight this morning, but it got physical. Physical enough for someone to call 911, and physical enough for cops to file a domestic incident report. Crazy, right?
It started when Lindsay and Dina were at a nightclub in New York (even though Dina never parties with her daughter). They started arguing as they were leaving the club, and they kept arguing until it got violent. Lindsay got a cut on her leg and a bracelet she was wearing was broken, and whoever called 911 claimed that Lindsay was being held against her will. No one got arrested though, so yay?
So what does this all mean? Are we heading towards another big meltdown for Lindsay? Because it seems like Lindsay has this cycle where she consistently pulls all these methtastic moves, and then about once a year she really amps it up, and then she gets arrested and goes to court a whole bunch and then goes to jail for a few hours. Are we nearing that time now?
October 10, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
So this is the trailer for Lindsay Lohan‘s movie project, ‘The Canyons‘. And it’s semi-interesting. It’s like a classic throwback, for real. Honestly, I’m just waiting for Scooby and Shaggy to pop out of the frame somewhere, only to yell “Zoinks!”
But guys. Seriously. Guys. Prepare yourself:
DUN DUN DUN.
October 9, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Don’t you just love it when bitches screw up their whole life, and then they look at you and go “why did you let me do that?” Sometimes it’s like “ha ha, I’m so dumb, LOL,” and it’s all good, but sometimes they’re really serious, like “no really, you actually ruined my life.” I didn’t give you gonorrhea, girl. I didn’t shove that fistful of Adderall in your mouth. Take a look at your own self.
But see, that’s what Lindsay Lohan does constantly. She blames everyone else for her problems, she makes things that happen to other people all about her, just so she can play the victim all the time. And a lot of times, she gets other people in her life to do the same thing, to do the “poor Lindsay, you guys are all so mean to her” routine. And it gets old fast.
For instance, here’s this interview that one of her friends just gave:
Lindsay Lohan has clearly had a tumultuous past few months.
And while the Mean Girls starlet continues to direct the blame elsewhere, pal Claus Hjelmbak, who was present the night Lohan alleges she was assaulted at the W Hotel, tells E! News that “she’s not in a good place.”
“But it’s not because of health issues,” he clarified. ”She’s not in a good place, because people around her keep throwing her under the bus.”
According to Hjelmbak, Christian LaBella, who Lohan accused of assault (he was released from police custody, charges were dropped and police say no crime was committed), didn’t know Hjelmbak or Lohan before that night. So how’d he become part of their group? “Lindsay is a sweet girl and is very open and nice when people come over and talk,” he explained. “In this case, she thought it was somebody her friends know.”
Hjelmbak says everything was normal until Lohan noticed LaBella had been taking photos of her on his cell phone. “She was visibly shaken already at that point,” he explained. “She was shocked. At that moment, you feel betrayed when you are in a private space and you realize someone has documented the entire night on the phone.”
After that was when the alleged altercation happened. Hjelmbak said there were no drugs involved, and he was unsure if Lohan had even had “a drink or two.”
So what does Lohan’s pal think we should do to help get the 26-year-old actress back to a good place? “Look at her art,” he said. “And stop focusing so much on her private life. That would be a big help to her getting back to a really good place.”
Yeah, guys, LOOK AT HER ART. I mean, she hasn’t released anything but busted photo shoots since 2010 because she was too busy stealing jewelry and chillin’ in courtrooms, and it’ll still be a little while before her awesome Lifetime movie airs, but look at her art. Look back at Herbie Fully Loaded. Look back at I Know Who Killed Me. Look back at that one movie where she did a pretty ok job but was really awesome because of the writing and all the supporting characters, Mean Girls. Then maybe she wouldn’t have to smoke so much meth. God.